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Notes: Wow. That's all I have to say. That amount of reviews I got within just one day was staggering. So I'm guessing you all like it, lol. As per request, I'll do my best to turn this into a multi-chapter story. Like last time, review ASAP. I'm writing this thing as fast as I can while trying to maintain its quality, so review, review, review! Its the only way I know if I'm slacking.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
12 Days of Kigo
"11 Gossipers Gossiping"
"Uh, S-Shego? W-Why are we doing this again?" Draken asked nervously, sweat trickling down his face as the two of them walked across the snowy pathway up to the impressive looking mansion.
"Because a certain blue skinned moron listed my number in the yellow pages! I still can't believe you actually did that!" Shego scowled, shooting Draken a look that could melt snow.
"B-but the sales man said I'd get a discount on phone books if I-"
The scientist whimpered and fell back slightly to get out of the range of Shego's heated glare.
Shego muttered a few choice words as the duo arrived at the large double wooden doors. Shego took a moment to gather herself.
Home for the freaking holidays. I don't know why they even bothered guilt tripping me into coming. It's not like I'm particularly close to anybody........freaking stupid, idiotic imbecile! Just had to list my number!
Shego turned around quickly to shoot her employer another look. The flow of sweat on Draken's face picked up a little.
With a heavy sigh, Shego raised her first to knock on the door, which to her might as well have been the door to hell.
"Gee, thanks for inviting us all up here for the holidays Hego!" Kim gushed happily, staring around the large living room excitedly. Her dad and Mr. Go were sitting on the couch with Mego, watching a Christmas special on the impossibly large flat screen television.
She could smell the delicious scent of cookies baking in the kitchen as her mom and Mrs. Go were preparing a rather large dinner for the two families.
She could here the patter of feet from upstairs as the Wegos entertained Jim and Tim.
Kim's smile got even bigger. The cheer in the house felt like it was almost tangible.
"No problem! But the thanks should go to mother. She was pretty adamant that you and your family were invited this year after we heard that your house was destroyed," Hego said while scratching an itch on his head.
Kim winced. Her mom was still pretty upset with the tweebs for the failed attempt at turning her refrigerator into a cold fusion generator.
"I really do appreciate it. Thank you for looking out for us," Kim said gratefully.
Hego nodded and walked over to the couch to join the other men. Just as Kim was turning to go into the kitchen, she heard a loud series of knocks on the door.
"I got it!" Kim yelled out as she trotted into the foyer.
That must be Ron. For once I'm glad his family doesn't celebrate Christmas.
Kim swung the door open with a smile on her face, a greeting on her lips.
She froze as wide olive green eyes met shocked jade green eyes.
"Mmm, those cookies smell delightful Liz," Anne said as Mrs. Go pulled out the sheet of cookies from the oven.
The woman who was basically an older version of Shego, minus the pale green skin, smiled warmly at the redhead.
"Thank you, I-"
"POSSIBLE!?"
"SHEGO!?"
Liz winced harshly as Anne's eyes widened slightly.
"I guess it would have been wise of me to inform your family that I manage to get Shego to come home for the holidays," Mrs. Go said sheepishly as she quickly put down the tray and darted for the foyer.
Anne shook her head slightly, a small amused smile playing on her lips as she followed the worried woman.
By the time the two of them arrived, the two rivals were already rolling around the foyer, each trying to dominate the other.
"Stay still so I can hurt you properly!" Shego growled, managing to pin Kim beneath her, but having a hard time to holding the teenager's hands against the floor.
"What the hell!? Get off me!" Kim yelled as she managed to free her hands and sat up quickly, head butting Shego in the nose.
With a painful grunt, Shego clasped her hands over her nose and fell on her back. Kim immediately straddled the older woman and raised a clenched fist, ready to finish what Shego had started.
Mrs. Go cleared her throat loudly behind her, causing the teen hero to freeze and pale instantly when she realized she was at the Go household, which would mean Shego was Mrs. Go's....
"Ohmygod!" Kim squeaked, jumping off Shego in a flash and spinning around to face a the frowning older woman. "I-I am soooo sorry, I just-"
Liz waved her hand dismissively while pinching the bridge of her nose.
"No need to apologize. My gut is telling me Agatha started started this all," Mrs. Go said wearily as Anne walked into the foyer. She quirked an eyebrow at the fallen Shego and glanced at her daughter.
Kim blushed furiously, and looked away.
"I hate that freaking name," Shego muttered as she slowly pulled herself on her feet, gently feeling around her nose, saying a silent thank you when she found it wasn't broken.
"It was your grandmothers," Liz said disapprovingly. "Anyways, the Possible family is staying here for the holidays." Shego frowned and opened her mouth to protest. "And considering that their daughter helped my boys when they were in trouble and kept you from doing anything too stupid these last few years, its the least I can do for them."
Shego grumbled as she shot Kim a withering look when she saw the smug look flash across her face.
"Aw, come on Shego. It's Christmas! You don't see me complaining, do you?" Kim shot a winning smile at Mrs. Go.
"Such a dear," Liz said happily. Anne nodded approvingly at her daughter.
Shego had to use all her will power not to back fist Kim in the face.
"Anyways, you're late. Go get washed up for dinner, Aggy." She spun around and walked quickly back into the kitchen where she still had some food cooking. She didn't notice Shego flinch at the nickname or the goofy smile appear on Kim's face.
"Aggy?" Kim questioned, smiling deviously at Shego.
The thief's eye twitched before she quickly began heading for the stairs.
"Wait a minute! Why didn't you ever tell me your name was Agatha! Aggy is such a cute nickname!" Kim teased loudly as she quickly followed the muttering woman.
Anne chuckled lightly and was about to head to the kitchen when she noticed there was still somebody standing in the doorway.
Draken was staring off in the direction Shego and Kim had headed, a confused look on his face.
"Agatha? Hmm, I wonder if she'll mind it if I start calling her that instead of Shego. Maybe I should change the engraving on her door to Agatha when we get back..." Draken continued to mutter to himself as he walked into the living room.
Anne couldn't help the snicker that escaped her. She made a mental note to make sure she always had camera on hand for the remainder of the time they were at the Go residence.
Ron fidgeted in his seat as he stared at the woman sitting across from him at the large dinner table. To say he almost peed his pants when he knocked on the door and was greeted by a scowling Shego was an understatement.
"Ah, Shego could you pass the....never mind," Ron whimpered when Shego sent him a look that could curdle milk.
"Shego, mind your manners," Mrs. Go said sternly, before turning back to the conversation Mr. Go was having with James and Anne.
Sitting next to the plasma wielding woman, Kim giggled when she saw the face Shego made at her mother when she wasn't looking.
The red head glanced around the dinner table and felt at peace at the cheerful atmosphere she felt. The Wegos took charge in making sure there was plenty of Christmas music in the house for the remainder of the holidays. They had copies of themselves throughout the house prancing about, playing Christmas songs on their recorders. Kim thought it was adorable, especially when she saw one come skipping by their table, pipping Silent Night on his recorder.
The original Wegos and the tweebs were covertly having a war across the table from each other using peas and pieces of dinner rolls. Hego was sweating bullets and doing his best not to look in Shego's direction. Apparently the two siblings had a private conversation regarding how they would interact with each other while Shego was there.
Mego and Draken were having a lively conversation talking about themselves and there alleged accomplishments. And Ron looked like he really, really wanted to scream at everybody that there were two super villains sitting at the dinner table.
"Relax, Ron. Shego's not going to do anything to you," Kim assured as she passed him the mashed potatoes, which is what she assumed he wanted.
"Yet," Shego said quietly so that only her and Kim could hear. She smirked when Kim glared at her.
"Got something to say, Cupcake?" Shego challenged, quirking an eyebrow at her.
Kim frowned before smirking. "Nope, nothing at all. Pass the gravy, Shaggy," Kim said sweetly.
Ron snorted loudly before clamping his hands over his mouth.
Shego gaped at Kim. "What did you call me!?" Shego hissed loudly.
"What?" Kim said innocently. "Aggy was a cute nickname, but I think Shaggy suits you better."
"Aww, that's so cute," Draken said from around the biscuit in his mouth from further down the table. "Shaggy really does sound better, Agatha."
Shego shot Draken a look so intense it caused him to choke on his biscuit.
Shego pressed her fingers to her temples, feeling a migraine beginning to develop.
"Uh, gravy please?" Kim repeated, pointing her fork at the gravy bowl.
Shego's eye twitched.
"Get your own damn-" Shego flinched when she heard her father clear his throat loudly.
"Asshole," Shego muttered quietly while shoving the gravy over to Kim.
"Don't blame me. Just because you're green, doesn't mean you have to be a grinch," Kim retorted lightly while putting gravy over her food. "Stop being so sensitive."
Shego's eye twitched again. She realized she's been doing that a lot lately.
"I'm taking my dinner out to the patio," Shego grumbled while grabbing her plate.
Liz frowned at Shego as she gathered her utensils, but made no effort to stop her.
"About time," Ron sighed out in relief as he finally relaxed in his seat when Shego walked out of the dining room.
"Shego's not that bad, Ron," Kim chided, staring towards where the older woman had departed.
Huh, wonder why she didn't put up much of a fight.
"Uh, KP? Shego? As in gave me third degree burns on my-" he paused when Anne frowned at him.
"Er, on my by bum?" Ron finished lamely blushing lightly.
"Will she be alright out there by herself?" James asked Liz, who was till frowning about Shego's departure.
"Don't worry," she sighed. "That's how she always reacted to teasing. When she was a teenager and the other kids made fun of her name or skin color, she would always go off on her own and do only god knows what."
Kim paled as a hollow feeling started to fill her stomach.
"Was Shego teased a lot as a kid?" Kim asked softly, wringing her hands nervously under the table.
"For as long as I can remember, actually," Hego answered, cutting his ham into tiny pieces. "At first it was only about her name. But after the comet hit, the other kids were pretty relentless on her."
Kim was still for few moments, silently frowning down at her food.
Ron glanced up at the silent redhead.
"You alright KP?"
"Huh?" Kim looked up, coming out of her thoughts. "Uh, y-yeah. Actually, the weather is pretty nice out tonight. I think I'll keep Shego company."
Ron stared disbelievingly at Kim as she quickly gathered her things, while Liz smiled gratefully at her. James and Anne looked at each other, approving smiles on their faces.
Ron stared at the quickly departing redhead before he started gathering his utensils.
"Maybe I should keep an eye on those two," Ron announced. Mego flinched when he felt his mom kick him under the table.
"Ah, actually," Mego began, resting his hand on Ron's shoulder, halting his action. "Why don't you let them be. You're not exactly Shego's favorite person in the world."
"But KP is-"
"Ronald," Liz called out. "Now that Shego and Kim are gone, why don't you give me a little background history on their current relationship. I never did understand the whole 'archenemy' bit."
"Actually, I'm Kim's-" Draken pouted when Liz waved him off without looking at him.
Ron sat down when he realized everyone's attention was on him.
"Ah, sure. No problem. Well, the first time we ran into Shego..."
And so the eleven gossipers talked away while Draken just sulked away, muttering about how he was Possible's most dangerous foe.
"Stupid Possible," Shego muttered lowly while stabbing at her plate. The thin green sweater and her black slacks did little to block out the cold weather, but she ignored it to the best of her abilities.
Better than dealing with the goody-goody and my back stabbing family, Shego thought darkly.
She didn't bother to look behind her when she heard the sliding door open.
"Brrr, its freezing out here!" Kim commented as flopped down next to Shego at the wooden picnic table, placing her plate down and pulling her winter coat tight around herself.
Shego blinked at the redhead before scowling.
"What the hell do you think your doing?" Shego snarled, clenching the fork and knife in her hands tightly.
Kim glanced at her, before looking off to the side, her cheeks flushing red.
"What? I got tired staring at Draken eating with his mouth wide open," Kim said lamely while quickly eating her cooling dinner.
Shego narrowed her eyes in contemplation, before turning back to her food.
She wouldn't admit it, especially to Kim, but she was grateful somebody had chosen to come keep her company instead of enjoying the warm atmosphere within the house.
Kim observed her out of the corner of her eye, trying to figure out the best way to apologize, but then dropped it when she figured Shego would just get more upset if she did.
"Aw shoot," Kim complained lightly, poking at her half eaten ham. "My food got cold."
Shego eyed the redhead out of the corner of her eye.
Kim was poking at her food, a small pout on her lips.
Shego immediately squashed the passing thought that Kim looked pretty with the combination of her flushed cheeks and pale skin.
Kim blinked rapidly when Shego thrusted her hand out over her food and nuked it with her plasma.
Kim stared down at her warmed up food with wide eyes before turning toward the the fidgeting woman who was engrossing herself in her own food. A smile grew on her face till it threatened to split it in half.
Shego glanced at her and blanched.
"Stop doing that," Shego muttered, turning back to her plate. "I just did it to shut you up."
A few silent minutes passed.
Shego twitched when she realized Kim was still shooting her impossibly big smile at her.
"What!?" Shego finally yelled, scooting away from the redhead slightly.
"Nothing!" Kim announced happily, turning back to her food, the smile never leaving her face.
Just that I realized you're a good person underneath all that bitterness, Shego.
Freak, Shego thought with a mixture of frustration and amusement, turning her attention back to the food. A ghost of a smile passed across her lips.
So the two warriors enjoyed their warm dinners in the winter night, silently enjoying the company of the other....that was, until a bored Draken joined them.
And after a series of unfortunate events that involved Draken, an interesting looking bird, and a branch covered in snow, a snow covered Shego chased a screaming Draken around the yard with her steak knife while Kim rolled around in the snow, tears streaming down her cheeks as her laughter filled the night air.
to be continued...
AN: Whew, threw this one up pretty quick. Not to sure how good this one is since I only read through it twice. So review, let me know how I'm doing, and give me some motivation. Throwing up 12 chapters within 2 weeks is stressful, lol.
