Author's Note: From now on, the Akatsuki will be taking over this fic…since they are somehow fond of the internet and their new Tobi-made website.
WebAdmin Note(Tobi): Thank you for the fan mail you sent us. Keep them coming people. We, the Akatsuki love you for your support to our cause. With every fan mail you send, you help us realize our goal. World Domination! XD And yes, Tobi is a good boy!
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Chapter 1: Fears and bedrooms!
"Oi, Tobi! What they hell's the big idea barging in like that and screaming un?"
Deidara asked, walking over to the hyperactive "boy" with the orange mask. When in the desired proximity, both knuckles would be placed on the side of Tobi's head, giving a hard pressed noogie.
"OW! OW! STOP IT SEMPAI, I MADE THE WEBSITE!"
He pleaded. All eyes were now on Deidara, suggestive death glances being given signaling him to stop. They didn't want to suddenly lose their fan mails and websites due to a certain artist hurting the web maker.
"Spoiled brat, un."
He mumbled under his breath.
"So, so, so, how's the website coming along? How many hits do we have? How many fan mails have you read?"
The masked akatsuki asked excitedly, practically squishing Pein as he leaned in at the monitor to get a hefty look.
"We've read a few, but we were about to read this one when you suddenly barged in."
Pein retorted.
"Are you saying its my fault you stopped reading?"
Tobi asked once again in his usual voice although his eyes looked threateningly at Pein, the others were just oblivious to this.
"No."
"I thought so."
Tobi beamed excitedly!
"So now lets get on with the reading!"
Click. Tobi grabbed the mouse and clicked on the little red cloud just below the two column of chibi akatsuki faces.
"Why click on that, un?"
Deidara asked looking at Tobi with wonder.
"Well sempai, this is fan mail for the whole Akatsuki."
He explained.
"Oh…"
Everyone else said in unison.
Loading…loading…-chime chime- Loaded!
"Aint it cute with the voice over?"
Tobi mused as he scrolled to the first mail.
Dear Akatsuki,
What are some of the members fears?
-KiraUzamaki
"Well, what are your fears?"
Pein asked, looking at them all ready to type out what they'll be saying, while they in turn looked back at him incredulously.
"Oi, leader-san, you're a part of Akatsuki as well, un."
"That's right you godless bitch."
"Mine will come last."
And with his statement the other members grew curious.
"Lets start with sempai!"
Tobi suggested which made everyone but Deidara agree.
"Its not fair, un."
"Just tell us and get it over with. That simple."
Itachi chimed in as he looked at the explosive blonde. The others merely nodded in agreement.
"My greatest fear is to run out of sand un! Without sand, I'll be…I'll be…I'll be artless un!" (Deidara)
"Boring…"
Tobi said. Pein typed it out.
"Next…Kisame."
Itachi spoke.
"Me? Well one of my fear is having to go to Hidan's room." (Kisame)
He spoke in his usually calm tone.
"What the—got a problem with my freaking room you ass hole?!"
"Do you see what you do in there? I don't like the thought of going inside you death infested room."
Itachi glanced a Kisame slightly, thinking about something, and then he joined in the conversation.
"But don't you like killing people, even shredding them limb from limb?"
"Well that is true Itachi-san, but I also have my limitations when I'm not on the job."
Kisame explained earning him a subtle nod. Once again Pein typed while Tobi gestured to Hidan.
"I don't have any fucking fears. I'm not a pussy like you guys."
For a moment, there was another silence.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
And the silence was broken due to a loud ear piercing shrill.
"My rosary! My fucking rosary! You fucking destroyed my rosary! Where the fuck is the fucking pendant!" (Hidan)
The small beads rolled around the floor and the Jashinist pendant rolled towards the kitchen. Curses of course was blooming. The culprit, hardened thread which was used like a knife snapping the strings of the rosary causing it to break. Once again Pein typed away. Tobi glanced at Kakuzu.
"Well my fear is—"
"Losing money, just type it there leader-san." (Kakuzu)
"Got it Tobi."
That was unfair on Kakuzu's part. Things were always decided for him even if he hasn't really confirmed or agreed to it. But then again, they were right.
"No no I'm sure Kakuzu-san's greatest fear is spending his life time with Hidan, un." (Kakuzu again)
Deidara spoke.
"Agreed."
Kakuzu merely agreed to the thought. And for one, that was a very frightening thought. His whole life spent with Hidan and his constant whining about Jashin. That has to be worse than not having any money.
"Like I'd want to spend the rest of my life with that heathen!"
From the kitchen, the immortal yelled.
Everyone looked at Itachi then.
"So what does pretty boy fear, un?"
Deidara asked in a slightly teasing manner.
"Orochimaru corrupting my little brother into some…ahem, "aspects." Like using him for a gay bar or something." (Itachi)
Another pause of silence.
"Where the heck did you get that idea?"
Pein asked glancing over to the crimson akatsuki.
"Deviantart."
Itachi said plainly.
"Deviantart, un?"
"Yeah, it's a website where people post art and stuff like that.."
Kisame explained while pulling out some Doujinshi and sketch print outs. Having seen this, Kakuzu and Deidara took a look at it and instantly looked away.
"That's disturbing, I'll never do that with Hidan! Never, not even if I was paid a million Ryou!"
Kakuzu declaimed, shredding the print outs to bits.
"What's it with this cheesy paring, un? I don't "Get it on" with Sasori danna!"
The akatsuki bomber exclaimed defensively. A couple of suspicious "oh's" and "Ah's" soon filled the air.
"Shouldn't it be Tobi's turn, un?"
Deidara asked, trying to change the subject. Kakuzu nodded in agreement, also wanting to change the subject.
"Tobi's fear is being a bad boy!" (Tobi)
-cricket, cricket. Silence.- And then everyone looks at Pein who had just finished typing Tobi's fear.
"So what is leader-san afraid off?"
Kisame asked, while taking a cookie and started nibbling on it. Before the leader could start typing away though, the door suddenly banged open and five other Pein's went inside, scrambling in like a bunch of scared dogs. And then a sixth figure entered, looking very much upset. The door then shut to a close, very very loudly.
"The five of you ruined the flowers I was growing in the garden!"
A more or less irritated look graced the face of the blue haired one. The other bodies of Pein just stood there, unable to speak, all were bruised as if receiving some kind of beating.
Click. Click. Click.
"Konan." (Pein)
-Akatsuki
Pein suddenly uttered before typing and then clicking on the send button. Aside from Konan and the other five, the formerly present members of Akatsuki looked at their leader in a sense of disbelief. Their leader was afraid of his own partner.
"Alright, next fan mail."
Pein spoke up, catching Konan's attention as well.
Dear Akatsuki,
I love you
Akatsuki members!
Had to get that out of my system, anyways, I
love Dei-chan's room!
-Kisafan
"Aww, that's nice. We're actually loved. We love you too."
-Akatsuki
Konan joined in, grabbing onto a chair and pulling it closer to Pein in order for her to see what's going on as well. Evidently, her words had just been typed, and was sent to the one who had sent them the mail.
"But wait, how did they the sender see Deidara's room?"
Konan asked looking at the others. Tobi raised his hands to answer.
"Oh, oh that's simple! Every room has a hidden camera which allows the fans to see. But I guess the Camera is busted in Tobi, Leader-san and Konan-san's room since all that shows on the monitors and pictures are blank."
Tobi once again explained. He then took the mouse and clicked on "Misc.". And there, Akatsuki room activities can be seen. Three rooms were blacked out. Pein's, Konan's, and surprisingly Tobi's. The others were like a movie, aside from the fact that Zetsu's room was empty as well as the Akatsuki members who were there with them. The onlu occupied room at the moment was Sasori where he was cutely sleeping.
"You think Sasori-dana can be blackmailed by this un?"
Deidara had that devious look on his face as he began to capture the image on the screen. Accidentally though he clicked onto the "past" section of that current page. It showed some videos that were already labled such as:
Kisame in: Sleeping in Boxers. This was a video showing him sleep only in his boxer shorts with some heart shaped patterns.
Itachi in: Bath Time. This was a video of Itachi while he took his bath and what comes after that.
Hidan in: Strange Ritual: Somehow content was rated due to some sensitive things. Not his usual rituals which included his pike. It did however include something else which was long too.
The three flinched simultaneously.
"What the fuck is that!"
The three also spoke in Hidan's native language, the cussings.
"That's all for the hits!"
Tobi beamed again, and just to stop the fight, the page was then brought back to the fan mail page for some more fan mail.
Ex-A/N: Well that's for chapter 1. Hope you enjoyed! Send in more mail to make the Akatsuki happy. X3
