The Great Battle of Time
This is where Primal Dialga comes into play. Primal Dialga has the ability to freeze time in one place and have it speed up rapidly in another. There for, he has wreaked chaos on the entire Pokeverse. All the widespread chaos took months to clear and rebuild. He went on a rampage and he is from a parallel dimension. Are you ready for the epic rampage of Primal Dialga? 3...2...1...go.
One day, In the Pokeverse, Something crazy and devastating had taken place. Nearly all of it had been destroyed. By a being called Primal Dialga. He is not from the Pokeverse yet he is a Pokemon. He feasts on innocent Pokemon as food. He eats other Pokemon! So one day, I was walking through Treasure Town and everyone was just walking around and they just all of a sudden started grouping together saying "What's that in the sky? It looks like something but we can't exactly see what it is. (Primal Dialga breaks the sound barrier and makes a sonic boom) Oh my god! It is a Primordial Dialga!" and everyone gathers around and Primal Dialga Rockets through the sky, With a Pokemon hanging on to his tail and hanging on for dear life and Primal Dialga lands in Treasure Town in uncontrollable amounts of rage and uses Roar of Time and destroys Treasure Town and said "I have a Bad Pokemon here who destroyed Temporal Tower and I am looking for someone to take him of my back or otherwise, I'm gonna slaughter him! Anyone want to spare this Pokémon's life? His name is Darkrai! I am going to give y'all ten seconds before he is sentenced to death! 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3…2... (Me) I'll spare his life! (Starts looking for me and then finds me) Oh, there you are. Take him! He will not be sentenced to death!" and swings him from his tail and Darkrai lands right by my feet and then Primal Dialga says "If you wish to battle me, you shall come to Dark Island! My home turf! Bye you sons of bitch's!" and he just flew off angrily and just took off like a UFO just jumping at Light-speed. (Darkrai) Thank you for sparing my life...uuuugggghhhhh... I think I need some Oran berries to heal...I'm gonna faint..." and I run over to Spinda's juice bar and got Spinda to mix up some Oran berry smoothies and just gave them all to Darkrai and he said "Oh my god, thank you so much, I will be at your command forever. (Me) No need to, just be on my team and you'll be safe from anything that tries to harm you. (Darkrai) Then its declared. I wish to be in your exploration team. (Me) Accepted. Welcome to Team Universal Darkrai! (Darkrai) Thank you. Oh, I never caught your name. (Me) Joshua. (Darkrai) I am loyal to you forever. I'm sorry. I never meant to be a bad Pokemon. I just lost control of myself and just went so psychopathic that I destroyed Temporal Tower. I just wanna be a good Pokemon for once. (Me) Let's get you someplace so you can get some rest." and we lug him all the way from there to Sharpedo Bluff and he sleeps there and we wake up the next morning to find him starring off into the rising sun off in the horizon.
I walk over and scare him and say "Hiya (Darkrai) AAAAAHHHH! Oh, it's just you...sorry. Hey, the sun is a beautiful thing. (Me) It is. Especially when it is rising. You hungry, I'll fix you breakfast. (Darkrai) Na, I'm fine. (Stomach growls) okay. I'll take some breakfast just to make my stomach happy. Eggs and toast please. (Me) Sure thing." and I make a plate of eggs and toast appear in his hands and a fork to eat, a table, and a chair to sit down at. "(Darkrai) Thanks. Man, how did you just make that appear? (Me) Easy. Watch. (Make a Psychic Hypno appear as a hologram) There, a Psychic Hypno that will make you have nightmares. (Darkrai) I have heard rumors about that Pokemon. Lullaby Cave as far, far to the east of here. Hidden deep in the heart of the mountains. Rumor says, it is a ginormous underground labyrinth where he captures children Pokemon and abducts them and keeps them there forever. The dead ones have their souls eaten. It is nightmarishly horrific. Even I am too scared to even approach Lullaby Cave. I am the master of nightmares and yet, I'm too afraid to get close to Lullaby Cave. I once wanted to engulf this world in darkness but that Psychic Hypno has ripped my dreams in half and then into pieces! I am just too scared of that Pokemon. He put me to sleep but somehow, I was able to wake up and get out of there. Alive. I don't know how but I had the most horrific experience of my life. I never want to approach that place again. NEVER. If you can defeat the Psychic Hypno, you will end all the nightmares and every lost and eaten soul will come back. (I make the hologram disappear and I start talking) Wow. You seem to know a lot about this Psychic Hypno. (Darkrai) Please. I am 30 years old and I escaped when I was 14. It took me 4 hours of looking to get out of that spooky labyrinth. It was hazy as hell in there and it incredibly hard to see. I was so relieved when I got out of there and from there, I ran as fast as I could and as far as I could so that's why my home was Dark Crater. I am terrified of him. I never want to see him again. That's why I am on your team right now. I am grateful that I am on your team right now. Okay, man that was a good breakfast. Thanks. (Me) No prob.
(Wigglytuff comes) Hey, Josh, The guild has completely run out of Perfect Apples and Oran berries and we need more. Can you go out and get some please? (Me) Sure, my very good friend. C'mon Darkrai, let's go fetch some food. (Darkrai) Okay." and we go out to the two places and we split and I say "I will take Oran Forest. You take Apple Woods. (Darkrai) Okay." So we go in and when I get to the end of Oran Forest, to my surprise, I see Team Charm there! Darkrai was at the end of Apple Woods and found Team Skull there! Darkrai says over the earpiece "Josh, we have three poison type Pokémon here at the end of Apple Woods. Do I have the permission to assassinate them? (Me) It's a go." and I listen for the cry of Team Skull hauling their asses out of there and in just two minutes, I hear the ear shattering scream that kept getting father and farther away. Darkrai then comes through the trees with a bag stuffed full and overflowing with Perfect Apples. I said "Holy Arceus Darkrai! That is a lot of Perfect Apples! (Darkrai) Haha! I scared the crap out of Team Skull as I went towards them then lunged at them! (Team Charm) Hahaha! I guess they needed it! (Me) Why are you here Team Charm? (Team Charm) Because. Wigglytuff asked us to go get some food for the guild. (Me) Same here! (Team Charm) look at us, we have hoards and hoards of Perfect Apples and Oran Berries! You guys too! (Me) I think we have enough, don't you think, let's go back. This should be plenty enough. (Darkrai and Team Charm) We agree, c'mon girls, we're going back!"
It is night time before we hit the Guild and when we got there, we all sat down for dinner and right as everyone was getting to eat, Darkrai came in and interrupted the feast and said "I think we oughta team up to fight and take down Primal Dialga due to what he has done. (Chatot) I agree. With him destroying the entire land, that guy deserves eternal punishment. (Me) Whoa, hang on Chatot; he does not deserve eternal punishment. Now he would if he destroyed this planet but he didn't so, he does not deserve or receive eternal punishment but he will suffer severe damage. (Wigglytuff) I think your right Josh, the buddy who helped me that one day, and you Team Charm, I will never forget the day you saved my life on that beach when I fainted due to lack of food. But I think I would have to agree with Josh because it only seems fair he only receives harsh punishment and not eternal punishment. (Team Charm) We, the best treasure hunters in the Pokeverse, will help you! (Wigglytuff) I will help you too and Chatot and everyone else here in this Guild and in Treasure Town! (Everyone cheers) (Darkrai) But do you know where Dark Island is? This is his base and we can't fight him unless we make his army of Primal legendaries turn their backs on him. (Me) Dark Island is about 9 hours away from here and it is close to Surrounded Sea. It is about 20 minutes away from Surrounded Sea." Out of nowhere, Justin Bieber pops up and just starts playing "Baby"! I got half way through the song and I was so steaming mad that I almost blew up the Guild! I went and tackled him and I went and rocketed him out of the Guild and out over the sea and to a place called Ebony Forest (Not Pokemon Ebony Version Place, A mystery dungeon) and say to him "Don't ever play that again or I'm gonna kill you." and I fly us back to the Guild, repair the gapping gap in the wall, and make Justin Bieber go back up to my ship and go into Hyper-sleep. "Okay Guys, we need to get ready to leave tomorrow. This is going to be a long journey so pack up and get the Guild locked up and set off. I expect to see y'all prepped by tomorrow. Go shopping tonight, pack up and set off. Ciao." and I get out of the Guild and I go buy as much stuff as I can to survive on the journey. I store it all in my two Treasure Bags and I hit the hay.
(The next morning) I walk up the stairs to the Guild and I climb down the steps and they were sitting right there like ducks in a line, ready to leave for Dark Island. I said "Perfect. Let's go lock up the Guild and gather everyone in Treasure Town and move out. (Everyone) Yep! C'mon guys and girls, move out!" and we all flock out of the Guild and Wigglytuff locks it up and I go grab my two Treasure Bags filled with goodies and essentials. We go grab everyone in Treasure Town and we were like a moving army! First stop, Fogbound Lake. We rest there for about ten minutes, give enough time for everyone to eat, rest and use the restroom and then we move off again. Second stop, Surrounded Sea. We had to move quickly because we were sitting on a glacier. That was about to break apart right under our feet. I then formed a glass tiled path going out over the ocean that went all the way to Dark Island and it was covered so if any waves crashed over us, the waves would just go right over it. Or...I mean the tunnel would go right through the oncoming wave. We walked into the tunnel and the second the last one walked in, the tunnel door closed so that any water wouldn't get in and thank God it didn't. About two minutes into the walk across the sea, a raging storm that was transforming into a hurricane fast, started raining over us and then it started getting hazy. I said "Okay...let's just hope it does not get hazy in here." Then, lightning started hitting the glass shield tunnel and almost scared Darkrai but he refrained himself. He said "Uuuummmm Josh, I think the haze is soaking through the shield and it is starting to get hazy in here. (Me) great...okay, just cool down... Okay everyone, run as fast as you can, get to Dark Island and fight Primal Dialga and get it over with." and we start hauling ass and it becomes hazier by the minute. It became so hazy that I said to everyone "Stop! Stop! It is too hazy to move on and the hair on my arms are rising. I'm getting a sense of danger ahead. The extreme sense of danger. Run your hands along the walls and walk until we get there. (I stick my hand into the haze) Oh my god! I can't see my hand! We are going to need to be holding onto each other's hands and make sure you hold onto mine. I am going to put my hands out behind me and I want the next Pokemon to grab their shoulders and so on. Okay. On the count of 3. 1...2...3!" and I reach my hands out and the first ones to grab my arms were Wigglytuff and Lopunny. I waited for a minute then I said "Everyone grabbed each other's arms and shoulders? (Everyone) Yes! (Me) Good, let's go! Run as fast as you can!" and I started running and everyone else did too and we got there in under 14 minutes.
"Okay, we have finally made it to Dark Island and it really is dark and it's extremely stormy. God. Holy Arceus. (Everyone) What? (Me) Look straight ahead..." and when they do, they see what I'm talking about. A giant gate. The gate to a giant extinct volcano. There was only one path up that. That was around the volcano and there was a primal legend at every corner. I said "Looks like we're gonna have to get wet and fight like hell to make it to the top and then to the bottom of the pit. (Everyone) Yep. Especially seeing as how the sign on it says "Welcome to hell"." I transform into a Mewtwo and use a Focus Blast (just in case you were wondering, I can change my moves at any given moment.) and just blow the gate to pieces. In about ten minutes, we battled and ripped through every primal legend and convinced them to join our side for just this one moment and when we get to Primal Dialga, It gets hairy. It gets batshit nuts. He says "Hahaha...welcome to my domain fuckers. Ready to die? (Me) That's what the last enemy I faced said. He badly lost. Let's see how you do against this army of mega beasts. Bring it." and I transform into my ultimate demon form and then he just uses Roar of Time and just wipes everyone out in just one hit! It did nothing to me! I said "hahahahahahahahahahaha! That did nothing to me! Are you seriously that weak? Time to suff..." And he just used Judgment to my surprise and he was holding a Shadow Plate. (Shadow Plate is my made up plate to where it will make the Pokemon a Shadow Pokemon) and it just ripped about two quarters of my health out in one hit! I was blown to the ground, cringing, bleeding, and un-demoned. He was about to use Shadow claw on me when lightning struck him and knocked him out! Saved by lightning! I screamed "Yes! Saved by lightning! Thank you Arceus!" and I just transformed into my origin form and released a reviving curtain of light over my allies and warped us all back to Treasure Town and just reversed the damage done and repaired everything.
In the next one, I recruit two team members. (Spoiler alert!) The next one is intense with a lot of fighting and action and giant explosions. Joshua Boutte, author of these stories.
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