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Chapter 2

"Uggghhh… My Head..."

Arthur groaned out as he slowly opened his eyes, squinting as light flooded his vision. After his eyes adjusted to the lighting, Arthur slowly sat up and was surprised to see a fireplace in front of him giving him warmth. The Blonde noticed that he was lying on top of a soft bed wearing a plain white tunic with brown trousers. He was no longer wearing his sweater vest and black pants instead he found them next to the fireplace on a metal rod being dried by the heat of the fire.

His eyes began to take in his surroundings, he was in a spacious room with walls made of bricks, it had a few articles of furniture namely shelves filled with books, a small dinner table with two chairs, a rocking chair and a wooden footstool. The room had a staircase leading up on one side of the room and a wooden door on the other. (What the bloody hell is going on? Where am i?) He thought to himself. He was pretty sure he wasn't in the library anymore since the room was entirely different. The slightly pissed off yet, confused Brit ran one of his hands through his hair when he suddenly retracted it from his blonde locks.

(What the hell?! Why is my hair wet?!)

He was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard the sound of the door opening. A small blonde man with violet eyes carrying a basket filled with fruit quietly entered the room. He was dresses in a light blue, long sleeve tunic with black trousers being held in place by a black belt. The violet eyed man turned his gazetowards the Brit and his face seemed to light up when he caught sight of Arthur being conscious.

"Oh mister, I see your awake now, that is good! Berwald and I was worried you wouldn't wake up. Oh, pardon me, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Tino Väinämöinen, what's yours?"

The small blonde man said in an accent that sounded a lot like Finnish in Arthur's ear. This led Arthur to conclude that maybe the strange book had transported him somewhere in Finland. Hey, anything is possible with magic spells especially the mysterious ones. Arthur didn't really want to tell the strange man his name but being a self-proclaimed gentleman he was mandated by his manners to give a reply to the question.

"My name is Arthur Kirkland, and I am from London. Good sir, is this by any chance the country of Finland?"

Tino gave Arthur a quizzical look while scratching his head. He slowly made his way towards Arthur. He grabbed one of the dining chairs, bringing it to the side of Arthur's bed. Tino sat down and pulled out a violet-coloured fruit from his basket.

"(1)Leppa? I'm guessing you're hungry."

Arthur examined the fruit. It wasn't a normal fruit, he was about to refuse when the sound of stomach symphony number five played its ghastly melody. Yep, stomach music never lie, he was hungry. He gently took the fruit from Tino's hand, looked at it one more time before biting into it. It had a funny taste. The fruit tasted like grapes and apples mixed together. Arthur didn't care about the taste at this point. As long as his stomach was filled, he was cool.

Tino smiled and gave the green-eyed man another Leppa since Arthur was devouring the fruit like there was no tomorrow. He then proceeded to answer Arthur's question.

"I have never heard of a country called Finland or London. You Sir are in the Glorious Kingdom of Spades under the rule of his majesty, King Theodor Frederick Jones, the 99th King of Spades."

Arthur stopped munching on the Apple-Grape hybrid fruit.

"Spades? Where the bloody hell is that?! I have studied a lot of geography in my school life and I have never heard of a place called Spades. And it's a Monarchy?! What? Am I on some kind of reality prank show on the Telly?! It this is one, you can stop now!"

Arthur exclaimed. This wasn't real! This was just a bad dream! He pinched his arm hopping to awaken from this horrible nightmare but was instead rewarded with a red mark and pain. Tino tried to calm him down, he was just as confused as Arthur. What the heck was telly? Was it a dance or some kind of herb? A dancing Herb?!

"Now, now, Mister Arthur, calm down I don't know what a telly is or a prank show thingy, but I assure you, you are in Spades and it is a real Country and yes it is a monarchy always has been, always will be, umm.. I think."

Arthur was stunned by the new information he digested. He had read about this once, It was in a book about four kids finding themselves in another world via a wardrobe meeting a white witch who was completely loco and a lion that talks in metaphors with a half goat half man thing. Maybe…. Just maybe….

"Is this Narnia?! Have I been sent to Narnia?! "

Tino looked at him bewildered. "Ummm… No, as I told you are here in Spades."

"So, if I'm not in Narnia. That means I am in another world, hmm…"

Arthur, still sitting on the bed, placed his thumb under his chin. He was so deep in thought that he didn't notice Tino getting up from his seat and pulling out a large book from the shelf. Tino dropped the book on Arthur's lap causing the Brit to jerk back in surprise. "Atlas of the Suites" was the title of the huge blue book. Arthur looked up at Tino then back at the book.

"Mister Arthur, this is a book on the places of the world." Tino opened the book at the centre where a large map showing the world was drawn. Arthur gasped at the sight before him. He was in another world. The picture showed a completely different geographical map. It was completely different from Arthur's world.

"BLOODY HELL! I'm in a different world! I have to get back home, I don't belong here!"

Tino cringed at the outburst Arthur made. He found his voice again as Arthur was trying to regain some composure from the sudden outburst. "Sooo, you are not from Spades? Or any other country from the suites? if not, and if you really are from another world, then how did you get here?"

After gaining some composure back, Arthur looked at Tino with pleading eyes "No, I am not from this world. I live in another world and I would like to get back there as soon as possible. Please you have to help me, I want to go home."

Tino looked at him, this was truly a predicament, but, he knew he couldn't turn Arthur away since he knew Arthur didn't have anyone else to turn too. "Alright, I'll try to help you but, you still haven't answered my question. How did you get here?"

Arthur gave one of his rare smiles and said a heartfelt thank you to Tino. He then explained about the mysterious book, the blue light, and the mysterious vision of the spade symbol he saw before everything went black. By the time the tale was finished, Arthur and Tino moved to the dining table as Tino was preparing super since they had chatted the afternoon away. Arthur woke up around noon and it is because of that he was hungry. He missed lunch.

"… and that's when I woke up. So tell me Mister Väinämöinen, how did you come across me?"

Tino looked up from cutting the vegetables. He looked at Arthur and gave a small chuckle. Really, Arthur was just so formal. He then began telling the story.

"Just Tino, no need to be so formal, well if you must know, it happened just this morning. As Berwald was walking across a bridge going to town, he saw a body of a man floating down the river."

Arthur stopped peeling the star-shaped (2)toetapos and was now listening intently to Tino.

"He jumped into the river and brought the body to shore. He is such the hero type. The body was of course you. He found out that you were alive and breathing so, he took you home to me. Afterwards, Berwald had to go back to town to fulfil his errands. I stayed behind to look after you. And that's how you came to wake up here."

*Knock Knock Knock*

Tino looked up from cutting vegetables and smiled at Arthur. "That must be him! Oh, I'm sure he will know what to do about your predicament."

Tino stood up and opened the door and in came a tall man with blue-green eyes with glasses wearing a long blue coat with brown boots. The tall man had another man in a headlock. The said man in a headlock had blonde gravity defying spikey hair and drooping blue eyes. He was wearing a dark blue tunic with black trousers complete with black boots.

"Wife! I brought food! Hope you like the flavour of Kholer."

"UWWWAAAHH! TINO MAKE HIM STOP!"

"Berwald! We do not do that to our friends! let Mathias go, you are scaring Arthur!"

The man with glasses let the man he had in a headlock go. Arthur was stunned by the scene that unfolded. What in the Queen's name was this man calling Tino? wife? were they married? And who was this guy with the weird Danish like accent? Arthur guessed the man with glasses in Berwald and the one who was now crawling towards Tino was Mathias.

"Tino! Thank you for saving me! I owe you big time! oooh, you have a friend, whose he?"

Mathias said as he stared at Arthur. "Are you a traveller? I'm Mathias Kholer the ace of the Kingdom of Spades and am happy to assist you in any way! Unless you're a spy then I'd have to kill you." He said jokingly but, Arthur knew he was dead serious with the last sentence. Arthur felt a shiver run down his spine as Mathias studied his reaction. Luckily, Tino noticed Arthur's discomfort and stepped in.

"Mathias stop it, he is no spy. He is a friend who needs help going home."

Hearing this, Mathias stopped intimidating Arthur. "Well, why didn't you say so before, how can I be of service?" Arthur relaxed a bit and told the ace his tale. Tino went off to finish the preparations for dinner while Arthur and the two other men prepared the table.

"… now, I just need to find a way back."

Arthur finished with a sigh. As the three men finished preparing the table Tino soon walked in with a big pot of stew. They found places for themselves around the table, Berwald having gotten extra chairs from the second floor. As they started eating the stew with bread, a brilliant idea struck Mathias, which of course was quite rare.

"Hey Arthur, I was just thinking, since magic got you here maybe magic can send you back!"

Arthur looked up from his meal. "You have magic here?"

This time it was Berwald who answered. "Ya, we have magic here, a good friend of ours is a mage working in the castle." Tino nodded in agreement.

"Do you think he can send me back? Where can I find him?"

Arthur was elated. There was chance he could go home. Mathias snorted, "well Lukas is good with magic but I warn you! he's a bit weird, and he has this protective troll following him around all the time! I tell you guys! That troll hates me! I catch it glaring at me whenever I talk to Lukas!"

Tino gave a small chuckle. "That's because you try to get into Lukas' pants. But, going back to Arthur, you could meet Lukas at the castle tomorrow since we are going there. Berwald and I have to report to his majesty about our latest findings."

"Oh, that would be lovely Tino, thank you!" Arthur said with a joyous tone. There was a big chance that this Lukas guy could send him back home. Tino looked at Arthur uneasily. There was a slight flaw in there meet-Lukas plan. A flaw that he hoped Arthur was up too.

"Mathias, Berwald and I can sneak you in to meet Lukas but, you see Arthur there is a small thing you have to do. Since outsiders are not allowed into the palace for safety reasons. You'd have to dress up as a servant. That's the only way we can sneak you in."

"I'll do anything! I have no problem wearing servant's clothes, what harm could a pair of pants do to me?" Arthur replied with a smile. He was just so happy he didn't care to think about the type of clothing he would have to wear. Mathias gave a wolfish grin.

" You're right Arthur! What harm could a PAIR OF PANTS do?"

He knew exactly why Tino was so apprehensive. Oh poor little Arthur! The poor lad didn't know he just sold his soul to the devil by agreeing with Tino's plan. His reaction tomorrow will be priceless, and Mathias will love watching every second of it.

Mathias couldn't wait for tomorrow to come.

After all,

What harm can innocent servant's clothes do?


Yeah! that's the end of chapter 2!

Hope you enjoyed it!

1. Leppa- (apple) a violet coloured fruit shaped like an apple and taste like grape and apples mix. Very abundant in the Kingdom of Spades

2. Toetapo/s- (potatoes) in Spades it is star-shaped and is brown in colour. Also abundant in Spades.

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