Okay so what was I writing again? Something about Tamaki raping Kyouya. I noticed in the last chapter I used the word 'Kyouya' excessively. So anyways.. Tamaki gets Kyou-kun alone Nekozawa's mansion. A little OOC on Kyouya's part.

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After the lightning incident, where Haruhi let her guard down, and Tamaki once again revealed his inner nature, the disgruntled blonde returned to Kyouya's room.

"Mom! It's creepy in my room!"

Kyouya lifted his head, which had previously been buried in his pillow, "I'm sure Nekozawa wished for you to have a pleasant stay."

Tamaki raised an eyebrow, "Pleasant? There's a skull doorknob." He saw the bed ridden man shrug in reply.

Tamaki edged toward the bed, slowly, "Hey Kyouya.." Mentioned man ignored the blonde, once again burying his face in the pillow before him. "Kyouya.." Tamaki whimpered.

"Ngh! FINE! Get in the damn bed! I can't even sleep in peace." He growled disdainfully.

Tamaki yipped and leaped into the bed, that was obviously too big for Kyouya alone.

"Hey Kyouya?"

"WHAT?"

Tamaki shrunk a little, before deciding to be daring, "You're not afraid of me raping you?"

".."

"Kyou..?"

"I'm pretty sure if you wanted to, you'd already be pretty far."

Tamaki moved onto his side so he could look at his friend's head, still buried in the pillow, "What do you mean?"

Kyouya turned his head so that one eye was visible, "Insults never stopped you before."

"Oh.."

"..Why? Do you want to?"

Tamaki shot up like cold water had been splashed on him, "W-WHAT!?"

Kyouya's head had turned back to the pillow so his facial expression was unknown, "You seemed interested."

Tamaki waved his arms, flustered, "What!? No!! I mean you are good looking and I'm sure a lot of girls would like to..you know.. but I'm not like that at I mean..er..I'm a guy and you know.."

In a blink of an eye Kyouya had released his pillow and pinned Tamaki down on the bed, "Your not..Gay? Is that what you're saying?"

Tamaki's face flushed red, embarrassment apparent on his face, "Of course I'm not.."

Kyouya smirked devilishly, "I could probably change your mind."

The blonde's eyes widened to the size of saucers, "What!?"

The raven ignored him, advancing slowly until their noses practically touched, "Ta..ma..ki..ai..shi..te..ru.." Their lips were now mere centimeters apart, both breathing each other's air. Tamaki felt his eyes closing, bracing himself for what was to come.

Kyouya chose this exact time to pull away and stuff his face back into the pillow.

Tamaki lay there, completely frozen, wondering what just happened.

"Go to sleep you perverted fool."

Tamaki shook in anger, he had been cheated from a kiss he didn't want, but was supposed to happen, "KYOUYA!!"

"ZzzZ.."

"A person can't fall asleep THAT fast!"

The sleeping sounds turned into exaggerated snores.

"KYOUYA!"

Tamaki made a disappointed face. Suddenly an idea came to him in the form of a creepy fantasy that would most likely not work out. He crawled over to his half asleep friend, then moved quickly so he was over Kyouya, the exact same way as he was in the club room.

Kyouya noticed, obviously, so he rolled over so that he was looking directly up at Tamaki, "Well looks like you really DO want me."

Tamaki drooled a little at how Kyouya looked, without realizing it. He quickly sucked it back in when he felt the unfamiliar wetness outside his mouth. Kyouya shifted a little, trying to get comfortable, he then slid his leg between Tamaki's, poised to attack.

Tamaki felt a slight dread falling upon him, "You aren't going to..are you?"

"Depends."

"On what?"

"So do you, or do you NOT want me?"

Tamaki glanced down at the knee that was carefully placed under his groin, "What do you want to hear?"

Kyouya rubbed his knee gently against Tamaki's crotch, causing the club president to stifle a moan, "That would be good enough."

Tamaki glares down at his 'friend', "You..are evil."

"And you love it."

Tamaki froze, "Kyouya..are you still sick?"

"Yes."

"No wonder, you were being so weird."

"I'm sick with something else this time though."

Tamaki touched their foreheads, "You're not burning."

"I'm sick with desire fool." Kyouya pulled Tamaki down. Their lips connected in a chaste kiss.

-O.O-

Tamaki pulled away to stare at the headboard. His mouth slightly open like he had lost all train of thought.

"You look like a fish."

At the voice, Tamaki jumped a little, then looked back down to Kyouya, "What just happened?"

"I kissed you."

"Ah. I thought that was what happened."

A moment of silence fell upon them. "Wait..WHAT!?"

"Slow aren't you?"

"W-why?"

"I don't know. Now get off of me and go to sleep."

Tamaki remained in place, however, to Kyouya's disappointment.

"Did that make you feel good?" Tamaki asked.

"Not really."

Tamaki pouted, "I want to make you feel good."

"Want to give me a massage?"

Tamaki shook his head and leaned next to Kyouya's neck, blowing air on it, "How about here.."

Kyouya shuddered, "Wait Tama.." He was cut off when he tried to stifle a gasp as Tamaki's lips latched onto his neck. Tamaki grabbed the wrists of Kyouya's hands, which were moving to push him off, and shoved them down onto the bed. He made sure to tangle his legs with Kyouya's so he wouldn't be able to kick.

Small stifled moans of pleasure escaped the raven's mouth, "Tamaki..stop.."

Tamaki released the patch of skin he was ravishing, "You don't seem to be fighting against it, too hard.." He smirked as Kyouya fell silent, and then continued his molesting.

-In the halls-

Nekozawa stood in front of double doors. He could hear every single movement from inside. He had been standing here for at least two hours, so his mind was blank. Footsteps caught his attention. The one called Haruhi stood next to him, asking why he was here.

Beelzenof pointed at the door, and Nekozawa spoke, "There is some rather interesting activity going on in my main guest room..I suggest you call some of your friends to go in and save the poor victim."

He walked away grinning chatting with Beelzenof. Haruhi looked at the doors then ran to find the others.

-Back in there-

"Tama..no..ngh."

"Does that make you feel good?"

Kyouya closed his eyes and nodded slightly.

The two did not notice the door open a little afterwards.

"Tamaki..stop..that's.."

"Stop struggling so much Kyouya."

Haruhi 'ahem'ed loudly. Tamaki pushed himself up and slowly turned to the direction of the door. The host club members were eyeing him with disapproval.

Hikaru grinned, "The rapist strikes again!"

Kaoru shook his head, folding his arms, and sighing, "Tamaki, can't your sexual desires be satisfied with the cooperation of your partner? You have to have them unwilling?"

Hunny was clutching Bun Bun with a scared expression, "Poor Kyouya.."

Mori just stared blankly at him, but that seemed to hurt even more than the words.

Tamaki searched for Haruhi and found her next to the bed, locking eyes with Kyouya.

Kyouya being the evil bastard he was, mustered up the most victimized look he could make and whispered, "Save me.."

Haruhi straightened and raised her hand, "Mori."

He nodded and dashed over, shoved Tamaki off, and pulled Kyouya behind him.

Tamaki stuttered, "I wasn't taking advantage of him!"

Haruhi glanced over at Kyouya, who bowed his head drowning in the aura of someone who had been attacked.

She turned back to Tamaki, "You are to stay away from Kyouya until he gets over your disgusting behavior." She gave him a dark glare, "You sicko." They all turned their backs to him and left.

Tamaki once again raised his outstretched arm and screamed "NOOOOOOOOO!"

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Wow I seriously think I'm on something. I'm writing this as it goes, for anyone who hasn't figured it out yet. Go with the flow, improvise. Hahaha!