Hi people- as mentioned in my update in 'Forbidden Fruit' I'm going on Vacation.
I will be back on the 7th though... or the 8th? I don't know... One of those days.
Speical guest: Michelle Maria Salvatore/Gabe's-Girl-Forever is appearing this chapter and next.
Enjoy.
Gabriel: *Whispers to Sam* I'm scared….
Bree-ann: Oh there is no need to be scared of me, Gabey. *Caresses face like a couple would do if they were in private*
Sam: Leave my Gabriel alone! *Eye's turn a little dark*
Cassie: Can we have this little love fest later, Bree? We have some questions from Michelle.
Bree-ann: Michelle... I don't think I know her? I*Lets go of Gabriel and turns to Cassie*
Gabriel: *Mutters* Thank dad…
Guys. Should I teleport her here or something? She had 3 questions.
*Everyone is just quiet- Kayla has duct tape over her mouth now because she doesn't know how to keep her God Damn mouth shut. She is also facing the corner.*
Cassie: Why not? We need some more girls here. *Everyone turns to Cassie.* What? I love you guys, you just get annoying.
Castiel: Even me? *Looks down in sadness*
Aww! CASSIE! You hurt his feelings! Say sorry to Cas!
Bree-ann: *Mumbling* Poor Cas.
Cassie: Fine. I'm sorry, Castiel. You are probably the only one that's not annoying as hell.
Lucifer: What about hell?
*Everyone turns to Lucifer and the room goes into a awkward silence*
Anyway… I'm gonna teleport Michelle here so she can ask her questions. *Snaps fingers and Michelle is now standing in the middle of the room- she sees where she is and calmly moves to a chair that magically appeared beside me.*
Gabriel: Hey! You stole the snap thing from me!
Did not.
Gabriel: Did to!
Do you want to end up like Kayla? If not then I would shut up. *Gestures to Kayla who is whimpering and looks very sad in the corner*
Gabriel: Fine… *Glares at the author*
Michelle Maria Salvatore/Gabe's-Girl-Forever: Hello.
Hi… You have a long name… How about we just call you Michelle?
Michelle: That's fine with me.
So, Michelle, I see you have some questions?
Michelle: Yep.
Dean: Who are the questions for?
Sam: Do we get any?
Michelle: Sam gets one along with Gabriel. Then I have another for Lucifer and Castiel.
*Gabriel makes a small 'Yess!' sound which nobody really pays attention to*
Dean: Why don't I get one?
Michelle: I don't deem you important enough.
Cassie: Harsh…
Castiel: What's my question?
Michelle: I was gonna ask if you wanted a Wing Massage. *Looks toward Dean who is red with fury and is clearly VERY pissed off that she would ask that question… It seems the author has duct taped his mouth shut so he can't say anything about it* don't worry Dean, I won't make him to horny….. Mayyybee…
Castiel: *Is blushing furiously and doesn't notice Dean's reaction.* I'll have to reject your offer.
Gabriel: Can I take you up on that offer?
Sam: Gabriel!
Michelle: Speaking of that- I had a question for you guys. Do you think you two are willing to try a threesome with Moi?
Gabriel: Why not?
Sam: HELL NO!
Lucifer: Why do you guys keep mentioning Hell?
*Everyone turns to look at Lucifer and it lapses into a complete silence for a few minutes*
Michelle: So why not?
Gabriel: I'm willing.
Sam: No. No. No.
Bree-ann: Getting protective of your angel now are we, Sam?
Sam: No- its just-… *Looks up and sees her puppy dog eyes* Fine…
Michelle: YES! Err I mean… *Calms down and tries not to look too excited* I had another one for Lucifer.
Lucifer: Shoot.
Michelle: Oka-
Castiel: Shoot you with what? *Adorable head tilt*
Aww…
Dean: She doesn't mean it literally, Cas.
Michelle: *AHEM* Anyway. So I'm just gonna say- Lucifer, I have the Saw box set and I have nobody to watch it with. I won't throw up either. Want to watch it with me? Number seven is even in 3D so it looks like it's coming out at you.
Kayla: *Muffled scream from the corner*
Lucifer: I don't see why not.
… Why don't we set up a big move projector and show them here? I'm sure Kayla would just love to watch them. Isn't that right Kayla?
Kayla: *Another muffled scream*
It's settled then! Next episode thing we will watch them. Everyone say goodbye now- I'm going on vacation.
Sam: What?
Dean: You aren't just gonna leave us here are you?
Lucifer and Gabriel: Bye.
Kayla: *Muffled scream*
Castiel: Goodbye.
Cassie and Bree-ann: Can we go?
Bree-ann, feel free to tag along but no Cassie you can't go.
Michelle: What about me?
Michelle, for now you can go back home until next episode…. Also take Sam and Gabriel with you. You know... for the threesome.
Michelle: Mkay. *Author snaps and Michelle is gone, the chair she was sitting in has magically disappeared along with Gabriel and Sam.*
Cassie: Why can't I go!
Bree-ann: Because you are annoying.
Cassie: Nuh-Uh! You're annoying! *Tackles*
Dean: Cat fight!
Castiel: *Another head tilt*
GUYS GUYS! *Stands up and forcefully pulls them apart* No fighting in here… I'mma leaves before they start fighting again. *Touches Bree-ann and she disappears*
Goodbye!
*Teleports away in a cloud of smoke*
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Well... I hope you enjoyed it. Forgive me if it I have a few mistakes, I am about to leave and was kind of in a hurry with this.
So bye, I have to go in a little bit.
Bye... Again...
