Kagome9943: Well, here is the new additione to 'Not Another Teenage Fanfiction.'

Not Another Teenage Fanfiction Chapter 2 - Mannequinn Maddness

It is now Sakura's second day at Konoha High School...

"Sakura?" asked Sasuke.

"What?" she asked visiously.

"I just wanted to ask you when you will admit that you are madly in love with me?"

"YOU IDIOT!!! I'M NOT, NOR WILL I EVER BE IN LOVE WITH YOU! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO COME BACK TO REALITY, BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY WILL LIKE YOU!"

Everybody in the class stopped chatting and just stared at the two, in disbelief. Then, everybody (with the exception of the fangirls) started to clap and cheer for Sakura. Sasuke just sat there, wide-eyed at the classes response with her words. Then, almost the whole percent of the boys in the class came up to Sakura, admiring her honesty, and trying to get her to go out with them.

Sakura blushed at the sight of all the boys, and simply said, "Sorry, I'm not really dating right now."

The bell rang to go to the next class, and Sakura sat up, not noticing how her butt must have been right in Sasuke's face.

"Uh, Sakura-" Sasuke tried to speak.

"NO! Just don't even talk to me!" she said. She bent down to pick up her books, and her short uniform skirt almost exposed her panties.

"SAKURA!!!!! GET YOUR ASS OUTTA MY FACE!" yelled Sasuke.

Sakura blushed and moved, then walked out of the class. It was now time for the last period of the day, Kakashi with adult health and independant living.

Sasuke walked in the class to see a table full of flour sacks on it. 'Oh great, here we go again!' he thought.

"Okay class, today, you will all be assigned partners for the parent project. Each person will select a career, and get married (A/N: not for real, just fake married and fake jobs) then it will be your responsibility to take care of your flour sack and cooperate with your spouse. On Friday, you will come to school, dressed as your career, and you will be graded on how much you know about your job, and the condition of your baby." announced Kakashi. "The first couple I've got is Shikamaru and Ino. Will you two please come up and select a career out of the hat and announce it, then you can name your baby."

The two walked up.

"DJ. Troublesome." said Shikamaru.

"Mailwoman! How are we gonna get cash?" sain Ino.

"Okay, now you are married, your baby is a boy, what is it's name?"

"Hmm, Haku!" said Ino.

"Great, here he is, congratulations!" said Kakashi handing the new 'couple' their 'baby'. "Next couple, Neji and Tenten. Please select your careers."

"Garbageman. Great." said Neji.

"Peditrician!" exclained Tenten.

"Great, your baby is a girl, name?" asked Kakashi.

"Kiade." said Neji, without the consent of his new wife.

"Okay, here is the baby!" said Kakashi, handing them their flour child. "Next couple, Naruto and Hinata. Please come and select your careers and claim your child."

"Doctor." said Naruto plainly.

"M-maid." said Hinata.

"Great, name of your new baby girl?" asked Kakashi.

"Kagome." said Naruto grabbing his baby from Kakashi.

"Okay, last couple today, Sasuke and Sakura." Sakura started to fake cry. Sasuke just got really pissed. "Come pick your careers and get you kid."

"What's a geisha?" asked Sakura. Sasuke came up and whispered it to her. "You bitch! Kakashi, why would you put this in here?!?!"

"Hn. I'm a musican." said Sasuke.

"Okay, now your baby is a boy, what's it's name?" asked Kakashi.

"Miroku." said Sasuke.

"Okay, can't wait to see you in your outfit Sakura." said Kakashi, while handing over the baby. The class got a full view of Sakura slapping Kakashi across the face.

"Okay class, each couple needs to spend quality time with their babies and each other. I have monitors on each of them. I will know if you are acting as parents and partners." said Kakashi as the bell rang.

"Great, I'm a whore with a mut husband and a flour baby/" said Sakura.

"Hn. You'll get over it. When are we gonna get together to take care of the baby?" asked Sasuke.

"Today, at my house, around 5-ish." she said giving him her cell phone number and address.

"Okay, see you then." he said walking off. The class had learned one thing about the two, they switch moods between each other, they can be okay with each other, or they can hate each other.

Sakura drove to her house. When she pulled up to her driveway, she ran up and took a shower. She was obsessed with being clean all the time. On a regular basis, she took three showers daily. Once in the morning, once after school, and once before she went to bed.

She got out of the shower and heard the doorbell ring. She looked at the clock and saw that it was about 5:10. She hurried to slip in a random dress and ran downstairs to answer the door. It was Sasuke. He was holding Miroku in his arms.

"Come in." said Sakura. Sasuke walked in and sat on Sakura's couch.

"So, how are we going to divide the time to care for the flour?" he asked.

"Hmm.. I guess we could spend at least an hour together with it a day and then every other day we will have it. Starting with you today."

"Hn. I guess that will work."

"Alright. So, let's head to the mall for the hour with the baby."

"Hn. It's not a baby, it's flour."

"Whatever, let's just go. I'm not really one to stay home all day." she rolled her eyes.

They walked out the door. Sasuke put Miroku in a newly bought car seat in the back seat of Sakura's car, and Sakura drove them to the mall.

"Alright, I'm going into the formal apperal store, here is money to go bond with the flour, or mabye make cupcakes. Kakashi-sensei won't care if the flour is returned or not, as long as he gets a view of my boobs. We will get an A no matter what!" said Sakura.

"Wait, first, I have my own fucking money, and second, you should not use your sexuality as a grade booster! Third, we just made a deal that we would spend an hour together with the baby, and I stick to my word." Sasuke exclaimed.

"Uggh, I got partnered with an ass. Fine, you can come in here too!" she said smart-assly smiling.

"Fine." he said simply.

Sakura might reveal band info to Sasuke [yes, in the last chapter, the girls decided to start a band, called the Mad Mannequins, but he was also in a band, and she knew she could trust him, not to tell others. Sakura looked through the clothes. Her and the band were having an introduction concert in two days, and Sakura HAD to buy her clothes today, because after today, the band would have rehersals every night, from 3-9. They had to be perfect for their world intro, premeiring on MTV's TRL.

Sasuke watched as Sakura found a pair of ripped jeans, a black tube-top, and a pair of pink converse shoes. She paid for them, and signaled Sasuke to leave the store with her.

They next went to the food court. Sasuke got a cheeseburger and large fries, and Sakura got the same and Vault.

"Why don't girls ever eat?" asked Sasuke.

"Most of them try to call themselves fat, and decide to go on diets, when 99.9 of them really are NOT fat! I, on the other hand, know that I work out every day for an hour, so however much food I eat or what kind of food it is, does not matter. I know I'm skinny, and I like it that way, but I'm not willing to starve myself to stay this way." declared Sakura.

"Hn." said Sasuke, when he was really thinking, 'Wow! A girl with an appetite! Amazing!'

Sasuke and Sakura soon walked to the music store, because secretly, Sakura had to buy some equipment for the concert. She need a new microphone, and an electric guitar. She already had these items, of course, but she needed a new one for their first ever concert!

She found a hot pink mic. and a rainbow guitar with a red and black shoulder strap. She was set for the concert, all she had to do now was reherse with the girls.

"Hey, Sakura, why are you buying those?" asked Sasuke.

"What's with the questions? Is this a game show?" she asked.

"No."

"Then back off!"

"Hn. Fine!"