Chapter 2: Greymon Vs. The Darkness

I Do Not Own Digimon or The Fairly Oddparents

At the Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility(Or MERF).

A phone rang, and an agent, in black, may I say, answers it.

"Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility, how may I help you?" The Agent said. "Uh-huh...Yeah...Alright..." He slams down on a button, and the alarm rang.

"What's with the MERF alarms?" Another agent said, coming into the room, with coffee.

"It's probably nothing, but every star in the Universe has vanished." Agent 1 said.

"Eh, it's probably nothing." Agent 2 said. He took a sip, and spat it out. "EVERY STAR IN THE UNIVERSE HAS VANISHED!?"

"Should we alert the country, that the world may evidentially be facing an alien attack?" Agent 1 said.

"Right. The people has the right to know. Or..." Agent 2 started.

[And in later news, the Government has shut off every star in the Universe to conserve energy.] The news anchor on the radio in the MARF mobile said.

"Ooh. That I totally believe." Timmy's Dad said. "We have such a great government."

"And they would never lie to us, that would be deceiving." Timmy's Mom said. In the windows, it looks like they're driving past trees. Well, they're actually trees, being carried into a moving truck. Crocker was working on the engine.

"All fixed up! Let's MARF and roll!" Crocker said, getting back into the van. They drove for a little bit, then stopped.

"POTTY BREAK!" They exclaimed.


Back at a Deserted Fairy World.

"So, what are we supposed to do, Timmy?" Koromon said.

"I don't know, Koromon." Timmy said. "I don't have my fairies, so we can't just poof our way back home."

"Think, there must be some way of getting back home." Gatomon said.

"Well, at least we have plenty of time to think about it." Timmy said. Then, the Darkness was before them, about to suck Fairy World.

"You had to say that, didn't you?" Kari said.

"Agh! Think Turner! Think!...Aha! Jorgan's Fairy Cycle!" Timmy said. They went back to the Warehouse, and got the Fairy Cycle out. They got on.

"Are you sure you can drive this?" Kari said.

"No problem, my dear." Timmy said. "We are heading back to Earth!" The portal appeared, and Dimmsdale appeared in it. "It's a sweet ride back to Dimmsdale." Just as he said that, the Fairy Cycle apparently slid from underneath them, and went into the Portal, closing it, and leaving them behind. "Oh, Come on!" Things were really shaking.

"We have to think of something fast!" Kari exclaimed.

"Uh..." Timmy was thinking. "Got it! Toothfairy Enterprise!"

"Toothfairy Enterprise?" Kari said. "She does exist?"

"Yeah." Timmy said. "Come on! I have a plan!" They went into the factory, and there was a machine, and a vacuum that sucks quarters to kids who lost their teeth, and have their tooth under the pillow. "This is the Quarter Machine. Any kid who lost their tooth, this machine collects those teeth, and replaces them with cold hard cash."

"But now, we're using it to get back to Earth, right?" Koromon said.

"Right buddy!" Timmy said. He turned the dial to Dimmsdale, and they got on. They were then sucked into the tube, and was going back to Dimmsdale.

"I hope this works!" Kari exclaimed. As they got transported out, the Darkness started to suck out chunks of Fairy World into it. Soon, there was nothing left.


In some kid's house in the night

Something poofed into his pillow, while he was sleeping.

"I hope it's a quarter!" The kid said, revealing the quartet.

"Shh! I'm the chosen one." Timmy said.

"No! You're a thief, that's going to steel my quarter! And the Toothfairy got me a sister, and toys?" The kid said. "MOM! Quarter/Sister/Toy Thief!" They all ran out of the house, screaming. "My dad's a cop!" A bunch of police cars came out of the garage, and were chasing them. They slipped, and they ended up in the sewers. The police cars drove past them, and they emerged from a sewer cover. A wanted poster of Timmy was on it.

"That was conveniently quick." Kari said.

"There's no way we'll find that wand alone, now that we have police chasing after us!" Timmy said.

"Where are you, guys?" Kari said, hoping to find Tai, and the others.


In the Diner

The kid was still chewing on Binky. Every gumball(fairy) was bought from the gumball machine.

"He's still chewing on Binky!" Cosmo exclaimed.

"Eugh. This one lost its flavor." The kid said, getting Binky out.

"It was awful in there!" Binky said. "And he recently had Nachos!" The fairies screamed.

"Ooh! A tasty Pink gumball!" The kid said, picking Wanda up.

"Wanda! No!" Cosmo exclaimed, jumping up, and flicking Wanda out, just in time. But, he was the one eaten!

"Cosmo! No!" Wanda exclaimed.

"Wanda, I am deeply sorry for your loss." Juandissimo said. "Would you consider going out with me again?" Just then, Cosmo started to take over the kid's mouth, and chewing on him even more! Then, he forced him to blow him into a bubble. He floated to Wanda and Poof.

"Hang on you two!" Cosmo said. "I'm getting us out of here!" He grabbed Wanda and Poof, and they floated out of there, with Cosmo yelling, "Whee!"

"Everyone! Quick! Into the gross kid's mouth!" Juandissimo commanded. They all went into the kid's mouth, and fell down, due to how heavy they all are.

"Cosmo! You saved us!" Wanda said.

"Hang on to my bubble butt, baby!" Cosmo said. They floated away. There was a sign, that says, Las Vegas.


Meanwhile, back in Dimmsdale

Policemen were putting up wanted poster. The quartet emerged from a bush, and Timmy took the poster down.

"The Chosen one and his companions are alone in the city." Timmy narrated.

"Hey, can you stop narrating for a little bit?" Kari said.

"But they knew if they find the white wand, they will stop the darkness, and save the world." Timmy said. Then a bus door opened on his face.

"I tried to warn him." Kari said. Tourists came out of the bus, with a guide.

"And here's the museum, where it houses the most famous sculpture, known as, 'The Kiss.'" The tourist said.

"Hold on, The Wand is hidden in a rock..." Kari started,

"Sealed with a kiss!" Timmy finished. "We don't need Cosmo, Wanda and Poof! The wand is in that museum!"

"Hey, Kari!" Tai called out. They were waving at them.

"Tai!" Kari called out. They met up with each other.

"Nice to see you guys again, safe." Timmy said.

"You know you're wanted for being a 'Quarter/Sister/Toy' Thief." Joe said.

"That's a huge mistake, I'll tell later." Timmy said.

"They've got it all wrong about us." Koromon said, emerging from the bush.

"Huh? A Koromon?" Agumon said, in a disguise. The Digimon were in clothing, posing as people.

"Oh, yeah." Timmy said. "That guy's supposed to be my partner, or something."

"Weird." Tai said. "Agumon's the Digivolved version of Koromon."

"Digivolve? What's that?" Timmy said.

"Never mind that." Kari said. "Look. We have to find this wand to stop this black hole, named the Darkness."

"We almost got sucked into it at Fairy World, but we got away." Gatomon said.

"We're not getting a thing of what you're saying." Mimi said. They quickly told them everything Jorgan told them, also introducing themselves first.

"So, these fairy warriors battled the Darkness, thousands of years ago..." Tai started.

"And now, it's after Timmy?" Matt said.

"Yeah." Timmy said. "The barrier that the fairy warriors was being, weaken when this Digital World had troubles."

"So, because the Dark Masters invaded the Digital World, it caused the Darkness to go through it, and going to suck this whole planet!?" T.K. exclaimed.

"Right." Timmy said. "But don't worry, T.K.. Me, the chosen one, will stop the Darkness!"

"But we don't even know where this wand is." Palmon said.

"Au Contraire." Timmy said. "The white wand is inside of The Kiss sculpture in the museum!"

"Awesome!" Tai said. "Let's go, and get it!"


They went inside the museum.

"There's the statue." Gabumon said.

"Okay, so how do we get the wand..." Koromon started, before Timmy shoots a rock at it from a catapult exhibit in the museum.

"Suffering statues!" The tour guide exclaimed.

"...Without causing too much attention..." Koromon finished.

"Don't worry! I'm the chosen one!" Timmy said. He smashed a head. "I'm saving your lives!"

"Security!" The tour guide yelled. She blew a whistle.

"Real smooth, Timmy." Tai said.

"The wand. Where's the wand!?" Timmy exclaimed.

"Wait. The wand isn't even in there!?" Sora exclaimed.

"Hold it right there, statue smasher!" A security guard yelled at Timmy.

"Hey, he's also the Quarter/Sister/Toy thief." Another guard said.

"And this would be the part where I, RUN!" Timmy yelled. Timmy runs past the group, which then tried to catch up to him. Timmy got a picture of Mona Lisa, and put it over his face, as a mask.

"Hold it right there!" The police said to the entire group.

"Uh oh." Kari said.

"Now now. No need for alarm." One policeman said. "Have you seen this criminal?"

"Uh, no. Haven't seen him." Timmy said, in a horrible girl's talk(Let's just say that, because his voice actor is a woman. Kinda hard to mess up a girl voice, if you are a woman). "You know, lipstick."

"Thanks, non-lipmoving woman." The policeman said. "Move out!" The policemen left them all.

"Whew! That was a close one!" Koromon said.

"No wonder I'm the chosen one. I'm good." Timmy said.

"Yeah. Let's just say that." Kari said. They then went out of there. Just then, the wanted poster dropped by Timmy, was stomped by an Eliminator's foot.

"So, the chosen one was fake." Eliminator 1 said. "We were fooled. We must find him, and the Digidestined."

"And we will." Eliminator 2 said. "Right after we go to the Pink Shirt store."

"What?" Eliminator 1 said.

"Well, why do you have to be the one with cool looking outfits?" Eliminator 3 said.

"*Sigh* Hurry." Eliminator 1 said. The two Eliminators crashed into the store, with someone screaming. They came out with pink shirts on them.

"Sweet!" Eliminator 2 said.


At the Turner house.

"So this is where you live." Koromon said.

"It's a nice house." Tai said.

"Jorgan did erase every single memory of me, but he didn't erase..." Timmy started, turning the mailbox flag down. A panel came open, and a pole slid up. "The Timmy cave."

"You wished this with your fairies?" Kari said.

"Yeah. Impressive, isn't it, Kari?" Timmy said.

"Ahem. Big brother here." Tai said.

"Ohh, right." Timmy said. "Well, uh, to the Timmy Cave!" They slid down the pole, and into the cave. It was huge. They landed, with Timmy landing on a chair, with a giant monitor.

"You are one weird kid." Joe said.

"Now, if I can find my fairies, it'll be much easier to find the wand this way." Timmy said, typing on the keyboard. "Good thing I have a fairy tracker on them." The monitor showed they were in Las Vegas.

"Las Vegas?" Mimi said.

"Alright." Timmy said. He pushed a button, and a Motorcycle came up. "Sorry. Only a two person Motorcycle, excluding the Digimon. I call dibs on Kari!"

'Dang.' T.K. thought.

"Now let's ride out of here!" Timmy said.

"What are we supposed to ride on!?" Tai exclaimed.

"You said you can ride your Digimon, right?" Timmy said. "Do that. Alright, see you." A track appeared, and Him, Kari and their Digimon rode out of there, and up above the garage, only to crash into the MERF van!

"Well, just the children we're looking for." Agent 2 said.

"Uh oh." Gatomon whispered.


Back at MERF

"Well according to our records, you both have none." Agent 2 said. "You two don't exist!"

"And this tells us, the Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility, that we have a couple of aliens." Agent 1 said.

"We're not aliens." Kari said.

"Well, what do you call these monsters with you?" Agent 2 said. "Don't lie to me. These look like the same monsters that attacked Earth a few months ago."

"That's because we saved the world, a few months ago." Kari said. "Can you please let us go? Please?"

"The cute girl eyes don't work on us." Agent 1 said. "And don't fool us with this group of robots running around Dimmsdale, a few hours ago."

"Wait, the Eliminators are back?" Kari said.

"Now, to keep this from being any uglier, you will cooperate, and face dissection." Agent 1 said.

"We...Are...Not...ALIENS!" Timmy yelled.

"You think this is a joke? Huh? Do ya!?" Agent 2 exclaimed. "Well, I've got news for you. You don't go running around with plasma blasters capable of blasting through the toughest walls, like oh say, the walls surrounding us, and the occasional plasma pistols, and the keys to a Top Secret Agent Car, unless you know what you're doing." The two agents looked away to gloat for a second, and then saw that Timmy, Koromon, Kari and Gatomon were gone, and took the weapons to shoot a hole through the wall. "I hope they don't take the car." The car zoomed past them.

"I'm surprised you can drive a car." Kari said. They stopped at Timmy's house.

"Anybody request a ride?" Timmy said.

"Okay. You REALLY are one weird kid." Tai said.

"Considering you're 10 years old, like me." Timmy said.

"Wait, you're the same age as me?" Tai said. Timmy nodded. "Wow. You must be waiting for a growth sprout."

"Tai!" Kari said.

"Just get in." Timmy said. "I can drive perfectly fine."

"I hope you're right." Joe said. They all got into the car, cramming themselves in.

"It's a tight fit, but can work." T.K. said.

"Hold tight!" Timmy said. "This is gonna get bumpy!" They drove away. He pressed a few keys, and the tracker appeared on a small monitor. "Now, time to find my fairies!" They drove past the MARF van, and the parents and Crocker came out from a Cactus, in pain from what it looks like.

"Word of the wise: Don't wipe with cactuses." Crocker said.


Back at the Diner

The Eliminators were having food there, and a shake.

"You look ridiculous in those shirts, you know?" Eliminator 1 said.

"Well, you have the real cool outfit." Eliminator 2 said. He tried to drink the shakes, but it ended up sucking part of the diner.

"Next time, use a straw." Eliminator 1 said. The TV came onto the news channel.

"This is Chet Ubetcha. The Quarter/Sister/Toy/Car Stealing/Statue Smashing fiend, with accomplices has fled off to Las Vegas." The new's anchor said. "The government investigating this incident assures us that there's nothing to worry about."

"Let's go to Vegas." Eliminator 1 said. They flew off. The waitress came back, to see that the Diner was partially destroyed.

"You might want to have the night guy come and fix this." Eliminator 3 said, flying back there. The waitress ran off, in fear.


On the road

"According to this, your fairies should be just up ahead." Izzy said.

"I don't see-" Timmy started, before the candy fairies smashed onto the window, and they were all screaming, and going out of control! Soon the car stopped, Timmy took off the top of the spy car, and unstuck his fairies. "Cosmo! Wanda! Poof! You're safe!" He hugged them, but got stuck on. "Wait, this is what Jorgan chose to protect you guys? Gum?"

"Protect us? From what?" Wanda said.

"So, these are your fairies?" Kari said.

"Timmy! Are you trying to expose us!?" Wanda exclaimed.

"Well, it's a long story, but these guys are with me, and they're helping me with something." Timmy said. "It is okay for them to know about you guys. But for now, you may not believe me, the Darkness is back."

"The Darkness is back!?" Wanda and Cosmo exclaimed. Cosmo popped, and the three fairies landed in Timmy's hand.

"And you guys have to help me, because I'm the chosen one!" Timmy exclaimed. Then they started to laugh.

"Okay, the Darkness I'll believe, but, YOU, as the chosen one?" Wanda said.

"Hey, he's a Digidestined." Kari said.

"A Digiwhat?" Wanda said.

"A Digidestined." Koromon said, getting on Timmy's Head.

"What's that?" Wanda said.

"A Digimon, Digital Monster." Izzy said.

"Well, for one thing that you guys can help, is don't speak his name out loud." T.K. said.

"You mean, Timmy Turner!?" Cosmo said, loudly. The Eliminators landed around them.

"Man, he's a buffoon." Patamon said. They started to blast them, and they hid behind the spy car.

"I can't get up to hit them without being blasted at!" Gatomon exclaimed.

"Is this how it's going to end!?" Timmy exclaimed.

"I'll never give up Timmy!" Koromon said, jumping out of his arms.

"Koromon! No!" Timmy exclaimed. Koromon was dodging all of the blasts.

"He can't dodge them forever!" Tai exclaimed.

"What will we do!?" Timmy exclaimed. "Koromon..." He stood there looking at him dodge the blasts for a moment. "I'm coming buddy!"

"Timmy! Have you lost your mind!?" Sora exclaimed.

"Reminds me of Tai." Kari said.

"Timmy! Get back!" Koromon exclaimed.

"No! I'm not chickening out!" Timmy said. "I'm facing them too!"

"But Timmy...!" Koromon exclaimed. Just as he was going to say something else, Timmy got blasted back. "Timmy!"

"Now, to Eliminate Timmy Turner." Eliminator 1 said.

"No!" Kari exclaimed.

"Timmy!" Koromon yelled. He was shining now, and Timmy's Digivice started to react.

"The Digivice. What's it doing?" Timmy said.

"Could it...?" Tai started. Koromon was starting to change shape.

"Koromon! Digivolve to...Agumon!" Koromon was changing into an Agumon. He had red bands on his arms. "Get away from my buddy! Pepper Breath!" He knocked the Eliminator off of Timmy.

"Agumon." Timmy said. Although Agumon is beating them, they are not staying down. "He needs help. What could I do? All I have is keys to a cool super spy car...Wait." There was a button on the key fob that says destroy. "Hey guys! Time for the Eliminators to be the Eliminatie!" He pressed the button, and the car turned into a turret.

"Wow, that's one cool car." Kari said. Timmy got onto the turret, and freeze blasted two of them.

"Pepper Breath!" (Timmy's)Agumon yelled, as he destroyed an Eliminator.

"That was awesome!" Tai exclaimed.

"How was that!" (Timmy's)Agumon said, coming back.

"That was great Agumon!" Timmy said.

"Now there's two of us. Talk about double trouble." (Tai's)Agumon said.

"Well, Timmy's Agumon does have Red Bands, so it's not totally confusing." Kari said.

"Now let's get going!" Timmy said. "But first." He put the fairies in his mouth, and then blew them as bubbles again. Then he tied them to look like their original forms. Poof is a round baby, instead of looking like them. "There. Back to normal...Sorta."

"I hate being gum. What happens if we break wind?" Cosmo said. Poof got a bubble on his bottom. "Cool."

"Don't you dare pop that bubble." Mimi said. Timmy pressed a button, and the turret turned into a long motorcycle, which fitted them all.

"Now that's what I'm talking about." Tai said. They all got on.

"Now to go to Vegas!" Timmy said. But, they slid off of it, as it jet out of there, never to be seen again.

"You stink at riding motorcycles!" Gatomon said.

"Thanks for the enthusiasm, Gatomon." Timmy said. Soon they were surrounded by MERF forces on jets.

"Freeze Quarter/Sister/Toy/Car Stealing/Statue Smashing fiend!" Agent 2 yelled.

"Not good!" Cosmo exclaimed. Then, over the skies, the Darkness was hovering over them!

"Even more not good!" Joe exclaimed.

"Oh no! The world is about be destroyed!" Tai yelled. Cosmo had another bubble on his bottom.

"Don't pop that either." Palmon said.

"We're placing all of you under arrest by the order of MERF." Agent 2 said.

"Not to be confused with MARF." Agent 1 said. "Which we have tickets to tonight!"

"Love the realistic stuffed toys, and balloon animals too." Agent 2 said.

"Don't you guys realize the giant black hole in the sky!?" Tai exclaimed. "It's going to destroy the entire world if we don't do something! Call The Government! The President of the United States!"

"Nope. They're all going to the MARF festival, which is going to be awesome!" Agent 2 said. "It includes bands, such as Crosby, Stills, & Ashes, Neil Not Young, Bachman Turner Over the Hill." The poster had Middle-Aged men on it. "And the best of all of the MARF, KISS!" Special Guest Staring the band members of KISS! Only two had the real voice actors, and talked during this. Not including the licensed song Nickelodeon had permission to use at the end.

"Wait a minute." Timmy said.

'Find the White Wand." Jorgan's words was repeating from before. 'It is hidden in a rock and...'

"Sealed with a KISS!" Timmy exclaimed.

"The White Wand is at the MARF festival, staring KISS!" Kari said.

"We solved the riddle!" Izzy said.

"Now, we have to make our way over to the festival." Wanda said.

"You're not going anywhere." Agent 2 said, turning the blasters to freeze. "Any last words, before you're freeze blasted?"

"Yeah. Wanda, get ready to pop the bubbles!" Timmy said. They hanged on to the fairies that have bubbles on them, and they popped them. They all flew out of there, just as they were going to get blasted with the freeze ray. They ended up with the old blaster trickery: Blasting each other. "Like I say, don't ever mess with the chosen one."

"Or captain fartsbubble!" Cosmo said.

"Don't call yourself that." Biyomon said. They all flew into a jet, and they were going to fly to the heart of Las Vegas. But, as soon as the jet flew off, the fire from the engine melted the ice, and the Eliminators were free! The one Agumon destroyed got assembled again. They flew off, chasing them.


Outside the Las Vegas ROCK Hard Arena

The jet crashes through a giant billboard.

"What happens in Vegas? Well, you know the rest." Cosmo said.

"Not really." T.K. said.

"Come on!" Timmy said. They got off, but the fairies were floating down, slowly.

"We're coming Timmy!" Cosmo and Wanda said. They were at the entrance of the arena. They were with the ticket manager.

"Hey, you have to let us in." Sora said.

"It's a long story, but, I'm the chosen one." Timmy said.

"*Sigh* No one gets in without a ticket, or a backstage pass." The clerk said.

"Oh, okay. Here's my backstage pass!" Timmy said, getting an outrageously large Bazooka out, with lasers around it(I still find this funny, even though I have no idea what it reference to)! He blasted the wall open.

"Well, enjoy the show." The clerk said, shakily. They all went into the festival. Apparently, nobody heard, or saw that. The announcer was on.

"Give it up for KISS!" The announcer said. An explosion happened, and KISS was there. They were playing something.

"Are you too old, to rock and roll!?" The two members of the band, Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley said. Paul then started to cough, as Gene was doing his signature tongue trick(Or so I've heard. I don't know much of KISS).

"No!" The crowd yelled. "AHH! Our backs!" That same recurring joke applied to the crowd. A classic KISS song started up. Tommy Thayer was playing a White guitar that looks like a wand.

"Hey, that looks like the white wand!" (Timmy's)Agumon said.

"But how are we supposed to get that?" Tai said. Timmy looked around, and saw a convenient MERF stand, that sells real spy gadgets.

"I know." Timmy said. They were on top of the stage. "Okay, I'll go down, and grab the wand. Hang onto the line for me." Timmy jumped down, and was expecting to be held on, but instead, no one was hanging onto it, and fell on Tommy!

"I thought you were holding the line!" Gatomon exclaimed.

"What line?" Cosmo said.

"Now! Let's hear a fantastic guitar solo!" Gene said, while doing his tongue trick. The spotlight was on Timmy and Tommy.

"Who the heck is that?" Gene said.

"Uh, heh." Timmy was chuckling. The others got down, and got to support Timmy. "Would you believe us if we said I'm the chosen one, and we're the Digidestined?" Timmy said.

"The Chosen One, and Digidestined!?" Gene and Paul exclaimed. Gene's guitar turned into a bazooka! Paul's turned into an axe, and Eric Singer drums turned to a small, but powerful tank. They were aiming at them.

"So, is that a no?" Kari said, shakily.

"We are the galactic protectors of the White Wand." Gene said.

"I thought you were KISS." (Timmy's)Agumon said.

"That's our day job." Paul said. "We've been protecting the wand for centuries."

"Centuries? Wow. You must be pretty old." Kari said.

"Why do you think we wear the make-up?" Paul said.

"And we knew, that either an agent of the Darkness, or a chosen savior, of chosen protectors of the Digital World will come to claim it, someday." Gene said.

"If you are the chosen one, you must prove it." Paul said. "And you might want to hurry." Things were rumbling, and the Darkness was nearing them again.

"The Darkness is coming for us again!" Kari exclaimed. The Eliminators was nearing them as well. Things were shaking, and rubble was falling.

"Okay, Okay! What do we have to do!?" Timmy exclaimed.

"Bequeath to us the chosen harkness, and this ax is yours to light the darkness...Yeah." Gene said, while doing the tongue trick again.

"What the heck does that mean!?" Timmy exclaimed.

"Could you translate that for us?" Kari said.

"We were hoping you could." Paul said.

"They can't give you the wand, until you say the chosen one creed." Wanda said. "Or say some sort of code phrase."

"I don't know any code phrase!" Timmy exclaimed. "All I know is that I was wiped away from everyone's memories. I was chased by Eliminators, figured an impossible KISS riddle, got chased by MERF to get to MARF and now to find out that I need to say some secret code, which I don't know because I'M PLAIN OLD TIMMY TURNER!" He yelled in a microphone. The audience gasped. "I said my name out loud, didn't I?"

"It kinda echoed a little bit too." Paul said. The Eliminators busted their way into the arena, and was staring at Timmy holding the White Wand.

"Eliminate Timmy Turner. Eliminate the Chosen One. Eliminate the Digidestined." Eliminator 1 said. They were being shot at, which they hid behind amps.

"Okay, we believe you. The White Wand is yours." Gene said.

"Cool!" Kari said.

"Now how do we use it?" Timmy said.

"You're kidding, right?" Paul said.

"Show's over, Chosen One and Digidestined." Eliminator 1 said.

"The show is never over." Gene said. "Time to rock and roll!" Eric blasted one, with the tank. Paul strung a cord, and energy beams came out, striking the other pink shirt one. The Last Eliminator, then got out a blaster that look like a teething ring. The weapons were gone.

"Okay. All of our weapons went bye-bye." Paul said.

"Not all of them." Timmy said. "Poof! Look! A teething ring!" Poof then had swirls in his eyes, and then was teething on the weapon.

"Get it off! Get it off!" The Eliminator was yelling. The weapon was pulled off, and Poof was enjoying the ring.

"He sure likes that ring." Kari said.

"And now, it's time for you to be Eliminated!" Gene said. He breathed in, and let loose a fire breath. The Eliminator was, as he said, Eliminated. Or rather melted into goo.

"Talk about Bad breath!" Tai said. Unfortunately, the melted goo of Eliminator, turned into even more Eliminators! They started to blast at them, and they hid behind the Amps again.

"You're not very good guardians!" Timmy said.

"Well, you're not a very good Chosen One either." Paul said. The amp was blasted, and they were wide open.

"What are we supposed to do!?" T.K. exclaimed.

"It's not like there's going to be an army that floats down from the sky!" Kari said.

"That's what you think, Digidestined!" Juandissimo yelled. Every fairy in the Universe floated down from the skies.

"It's every fairy in the Universe, with bubble butts!" Cosmo exclaimed.

"Look at those fairies!" Tai exclaimed.

"Awesome!" Matt exclaimed.

"Bubble Butt Brigade, attack!" Juandissimo commanded. They all popped the bubbles, and they jet forward to the Eliminators. They stuck themselves onto them, making them immobilized. Their arms, their legs, feet, face, everything around them were getting covered in fairy gum!

"They did it!" Kari exclaimed. Only then for her and Timmy to gasp, to see the Darkness suck in the rooftop!

"We don't have enough gum for that." Juandissimo said.

"Light the Darkness Timmy!" Paul said. "You're the chosen one!"

"But I don't know how to play guitar!" Timmy exclaimed.

"Timmy, don't play. Feel." Gene said.

"But...But..." Timmy was stammering.

"Timmy." Kari said. "My trait of being Light, will help you." She got out her Digivice. She and the Digivice started to react, and shine.

"Kari..." Timmy said. He then started to play the guitar, perfectly. "I...I feel it!" He was playing excellent now, and playing everywhere. Everyone was cheering for him. Timmy was rocking out in there, and soon, he was shinning, with a symbol on him. It was the symbol of the Crest of Courage.

"It's the symbol of the Crest of Courage!" Tai exclaimed. He let loose a white flame, and it shot inside of the Darkness.

"Keep rocking, Chosen one!" The Digidestined and Timmy's fairies yelled.

"That's it, Timmy." Kari said, while she's still shining. Timmy shot another flame into the Darkness. Then he got a little overboard, and started to use his tongue to play. "Okay, that may be taking it a little too far."

"No it's not!" Paul said.

"Dude. That's one long tongue." Gene said. Timmy shot one more flame into the Darkness, and it turned white, in a while.

"Is it working?" Joe said. Unfortunately, the Eliminators got free of the gum, and was going to attack them!

"Oh no!" Timmy exclaimed. "We're so close, so far...I'm never going to give up!" Then, his Agumon started to shine once more. "Huh!? Agumon?"

"He's Digivolving again!" Kari exclaimed.

"Agumon! Digivolve to...Greymon!" He was more ferocious now. "Help has come!"

*HEY DIGIMON*

He smashed, and destroyed more and more of the Eliminators.

"Look at that dinosaur rock out!" Cosmo said.

"Greymon's destroying all of the eliminators!" Wanda said. The Darkness is starting to become black again.

"The Darkness is gaining its energy back!" Izzy exclaimed.

"Not for long!" Greymon said. "Thanks to the power of the White Wand, I can tap into its power. How about this Darkness!? Nova Blast!" Greymon's nova blast looks like the flame from the White Wand. The Darkness screeched.

"It's working!" Wanda exclaimed. He then continued to smash more and more of Eliminators. The Prime Eliminator(Black Leather jacket and shades), was about to blast him with a missile launcher.

"Greymon! Look out! Behind you!" Timmy exclaimed. Greymon looked behind him, and saw the Eliminator. He dodges it just in time.

"That's not going to keep me down!" Greymon said.

"Go for it Timmy!" Tai exclaimed.

"Right! Greymon! Finish the Darkness off, right now!" Timmy yelled.

"Let's send you, back where you came from!" Greymon yelled. "Nova Blast!" When the attack went inside, the Darkness screeched. Soon, the Eliminators were being the ones who are being sucked in, as the Darkness was screeching and turning pale.

"Look at that!" Tai said.

"They're all going back into The Darkness." Kari said. Then after that, The Darkness retreated from the arena.

"They're retreating!" Sora exclaimed. As the Darkness was going away, it spat out Fairy World, and the other planets in the Solar System it made with contact as well. Soon, it just went away, with a twinkle. Never to be seen again.

*MUSIC ENDS*


Jorgan was falling through the clouds, and back onto the streets of Fairy World.

"They Did it!" Jorgan yelled. "And man, was it dark in there!"


Back at the Arena

There was silence, and wind blowing.

"Nice show!" One audience member said. They were cheering for them.

"Is it over?" T.K. said. Then, the stars reappeared in the skies.

"Now, it's over." Timmy said, strumming the White Wand.

"We saved the world again!" Tai exclaimed.

"Yep! That we did!" Koromon said.

"Whoa. What happened to Greymon?" Timmy said.

"He used so much energy, he had to De-Digivolve." Kari said.

"So, all of you guys are actually Fairy Warriors?" Gatomon said.

"We'd prefer, Magical Order of Rocking Fairies!" Gene yelled. He was doing his tongue trick, until his own tongue hit him down!

"You mean MORF?" Gomamon said.

"Not to be confused with MERF." Cosmo said. The MARF van crashed through the wall.

"Yay! We made it to MARF!" Timmy's Dad exclaimed.

"But we missed the show." Timmy's Mom said.

"And they really blew off the roof, man." Crocker said.

"NO!" Timmy's Dad yelled. "Where's the Bathroom?" They rushed off, finding a bathroom.

"We should like, party." The KISS crew said.


Back at Fairy World

The KISS performance continued there. The group was on the nosebleed section.

"I've got to say, Fairy World does look nice." Tai said.

"And I thought I wasn't going breathe up here in space." T.K. said.

"Well, godkids come here now and then." Jorgan said.

"And since Mom, Dad, Crocker, and MERF missed the festival, Jorgan let me bring them here." Timmy said. MERF was still frozen in ice, liking the show, and the MERF trio were up at front seats. Gene did his tongue trick, and the trio fainted with joy.

"How'd you let Jorgan do that?" Wanda said.

"I thought only Godkids, or special children like us only get to come up here." T.K. said.

"He's the Chosen one, and I owe him." Jorgan said. "But, I'm erasing their memories as soon as they leave."

"I've got to say, it's really great being the Chosen One." Timmy said. Suddenly, a lightning bolt came down, and some man in armor, which perfectly fits the picture back at the cave appeared!

"At last! I, Turbo Thunder, have completed my training, and have come for the White Wand, and light the darkness!" The man said. "And there it is! Great, and powerful white wand, cometh to Turbo Thunder!" With powers, he got the Wand from Timmy. "Now! Surrender evil Darkness!...Where's the big scary space hole? There's supposed to be a big scary space hole!...Am I late?"

"Are you telling us, that HE'S the chosen one!?" Timmy exclaimed.

"IT WASN'T TIMMY!?" The Digidestined and Digimon exclaimed.

"Hey, I get confused with the picture!" Jorgan exclaimed. "Pink Hat, Buck Teeth, TT. I'm not good for descriptions, you know?"

"But that doesn't matter." Kari said. "You're still a Digidestined."

"Thanks for lifting my spirits Kari." Timmy said. "You know, it's love with first sight with me. And when I saw you, you must be a really nice and sweet girl."

"Oh, thanks Timmy." Kari said. Timmy was going to kiss her, but Kari put up a hand. "What are you doing?"

"What? You're supposed to say you love me back!" Timmy exclaimed.

"What?" Kari said.

"This is the part where you say you love me back!" Timmy shouted. "You also kiss me!"

"Eh, we're only friends, Timmy." Kari said.

"Come on!" Timmy exclaimed. "Ugh. Now I get it why they call it a crush." Gene strung his guitar, and Turbo Thunder was knocked into an Amp, and they continued to play.


In the starry night skies

The Big Dipper Brigade was on lookout.

"This is the Big Dipper Brigade. No Sign of the Darkness." One warrior said. "Wait. What's that? Oh...OH NO!"


Back at the stadium.

"Well, aside from not being more than friends with Kari." Timmy started.

"Her big brother is right here, you know?" Tai said.

"Earth is safe, and so is this Digital World." Timmy said.

"Now, how are we supposed to get back to Japan?" Mimi said.

"We'll poof you there!" Wanda said.

"Aw! But I want to see more of America!" T.K. exclaimed.

"Don't forget, we still have to find the rest of the Digidestined." Kari said.

"Oh, right. Guess we're stuck living with you guys for a while." Tai said.

"You'll live with us in the fishbowl!" Cosmo said.

"How about, no!" Gatomon exclaimed.

"Don't worry. The castle in the fishbowl is much bigger than it looks like." Wanda said.

"I hope so. Gatomon doesn't like water." Kari said.

"I can tell." Timmy said. Just as they left the stadium, unknowingly, for some reason, the stars blinked out again, and something screeched!

What could this star blinking out business mean? Could this bring out the return of the Darkness? Where could the rest of the unknown new Digidestined, be? Find out next, on Digimon: Wishology Chronicles.

TO BE CONTINUED