A/N: Ok no reviews after my first chapter...I'm so sad :(
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Operation~ B&E a.k.a. Operation Shika Snoop
Hotaru had transported herself to the doorstep of Konaha's notorious prankster one Uzamaki Naruto, after a few minutes of banging on the door and proclaiming her wish to bear his love child a rather frazzled but equally amused Naruto opened the door all the while telling her to shut up. "I swear you're worse than me Hotaru-chan, if this get back to Hinata I'm going to kill you for any grief she gives me." Hotaru laughed maniacally, "Lighten up Uzamaki, you and me have a mission to complete, but first we must plan our strategy strategically and shit." Naruto looked intrigued, "Your word are so poetic, and what mission? Baa-chan never said anything about a mission and I just saw her two hours ago." Hotaru grinned like a Cheshire Cat, "That's cuz this isn't an official mission, this is Operation Shika Snoop." Naruto smiled knowingly. "Ahhh Hoshiko has finally decided to tell him of her feelings and needs info on him, right?"
Hotaru stopped her plotting momentarily and turned to Naruto. "Nope, he almost killed her today, and then ran away after apologizing for almost killing her." "Hmm...ok let's get to it, what do you need me to do?" Hotaru smiled her evil smile. "I need the basic outlines of Shikamarus house and his schedule, both things you can provide easily...so while you sketch those I'll make a list of the items we'll need for our mission.
Two hours later: The List of Items
One Crappy Naruto Drawn Blueprint of Shika's House-Check
One Sketchy Schedule-Check
One Roll of Duct Tape-Check
One Roll of Wire-Check
One Rope-Check
One Smoke Bomb-Check
One Notebook (for notes ^.^)-Check
One Nifty Green Sharpie-Check
One Book-Check
Two Bottles of Water-Check
Two Bento Lunches-Check
One Partner In Crime-Check
"This is perfect Hotaru-chan, but what's the tape, wire and rope for?" Hotaru smiled sweetly. "Well to tie you up and rape you of course." Naruto looked scared as little sweat drops slid down his face. "Hehe...Hotaru-chan you'd never do that to me, right?" Hotaru started laughing. "Of course not the rope is in case Shikamaru comes home while we're there we'll have to mask our chakra so we'll use the rope to climb out a window, the wire is to make a trip line for the smoke bomb at the front door to alert us in case we are surprised by Shikamaru and the duct tape is to tape Shikamru up and lock him in a closet if all else fails just to give us enough time to run like hell for the gates of Konaha and hopefully escape Fire Country before he catches us." Naruto laughed. "Wow you're really thorough with this plot Hotaru... so we're really breaking into Shikamaru's place?" Hotaru nodded her head. "Yes, and that's not all, we still need to go buy disguises." Naruto jumped up quickly. "I am NOT dressing up as a woman again!" Hotaru couldn't help the laughter that bubbled up and out her throat. "Don't worry Uzamaki your going to be Alejandro, the very dashing Italian boy from California and I'm going to me Valentina the cute nymph from France."
Hotaru quickly wrote another list and they set out for the market to buy their disguises and supplies.
List #2
One Brown Male Wig
One Red Female Wig
Red and Brown Contacts
One Cat Costume
One Bond-esque Suit
Gummibears
Lollipops
One Stuffed Dinosaur
Two Power Ranger Backpack
One Variety Pack of Playdoh
One Dinosaur Coloring Book
One Box of Crayola Crayons
With her second list complete, Hotaru dragged Naruto out of his house and all around Konaha in search of the items on said list.
A/N: Hehe I like Dinosaurs and Playdoh and Crayons and Gummibears and Lollipops and Power Rangers and in case you haven't guessed I'm Hotaru ^.^ Reviews Would Be Much Appreciated!
