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Operation~ B&E a.k.a. Operation Shika Snoop

Hotaru had transported herself to the doorstep of Konaha's notorious prankster one Uzamaki Naruto, after a few minutes of banging on the door and proclaiming her wish to bear his love child a rather frazzled but equally amused Naruto opened the door all the while telling her to shut up. "I swear you're worse than me Hotaru-chan, if this get back to Hinata I'm going to kill you for any grief she gives me." Hotaru laughed maniacally, "Lighten up Uzamaki, you and me have a mission to complete, but first we must plan our strategy strategically and shit." Naruto looked intrigued, "Your word are so poetic, and what mission? Baa-chan never said anything about a mission and I just saw her two hours ago." Hotaru grinned like a Cheshire Cat, "That's cuz this isn't an official mission, this is Operation Shika Snoop." Naruto smiled knowingly. "Ahhh Hoshiko has finally decided to tell him of her feelings and needs info on him, right?"

Hotaru stopped her plotting momentarily and turned to Naruto. "Nope, he almost killed her today, and then ran away after apologizing for almost killing her." "Hmm...ok let's get to it, what do you need me to do?" Hotaru smiled her evil smile. "I need the basic outlines of Shikamarus house and his schedule, both things you can provide easily...so while you sketch those I'll make a list of the items we'll need for our mission.

Two hours later: The List of Items

One Crappy Naruto Drawn Blueprint of Shika's House-Check

One Sketchy Schedule-Check

One Roll of Duct Tape-Check

One Roll of Wire-Check

One Rope-Check

One Smoke Bomb-Check

One Notebook (for notes ^.^)-Check

One Nifty Green Sharpie-Check

One Book-Check

Two Bottles of Water-Check

Two Bento Lunches-Check

One Partner In Crime-Check

"This is perfect Hotaru-chan, but what's the tape, wire and rope for?" Hotaru smiled sweetly. "Well to tie you up and rape you of course." Naruto looked scared as little sweat drops slid down his face. "Hehe...Hotaru-chan you'd never do that to me, right?" Hotaru started laughing. "Of course not the rope is in case Shikamaru comes home while we're there we'll have to mask our chakra so we'll use the rope to climb out a window, the wire is to make a trip line for the smoke bomb at the front door to alert us in case we are surprised by Shikamaru and the duct tape is to tape Shikamru up and lock him in a closet if all else fails just to give us enough time to run like hell for the gates of Konaha and hopefully escape Fire Country before he catches us." Naruto laughed. "Wow you're really thorough with this plot Hotaru... so we're really breaking into Shikamaru's place?" Hotaru nodded her head. "Yes, and that's not all, we still need to go buy disguises." Naruto jumped up quickly. "I am NOT dressing up as a woman again!" Hotaru couldn't help the laughter that bubbled up and out her throat. "Don't worry Uzamaki your going to be Alejandro, the very dashing Italian boy from California and I'm going to me Valentina the cute nymph from France."

Hotaru quickly wrote another list and they set out for the market to buy their disguises and supplies.

List #2

One Brown Male Wig

One Red Female Wig

Red and Brown Contacts

One Cat Costume

One Bond-esque Suit

Gummibears

Lollipops

One Stuffed Dinosaur

Two Power Ranger Backpack

One Variety Pack of Playdoh

One Dinosaur Coloring Book

One Box of Crayola Crayons

With her second list complete, Hotaru dragged Naruto out of his house and all around Konaha in search of the items on said list.

A/N: Hehe I like Dinosaurs and Playdoh and Crayons and Gummibears and Lollipops and Power Rangers and in case you haven't guessed I'm Hotaru ^.^ Reviews Would Be Much Appreciated!