Justanothertree: So my sister wanted to have another conversation and it turned into one of her yandere rants, that she gets when ever I mention some random event or thing. P.S. She actually likes Russia. She thinks he is cute and wants to go up to him and pinch his cheeks because he is so adorable to her~~~~~! Justanothertree doesn't own Hetalia.
Me: So do you know about the Italian curl?
Her: Uhm…Yes…defiantly…
Me: You don't have a clue do you?
Her: *looks at floor then sighs*
Me: Okay how in the world do I explain this? *thinks* Hehehehe world…
Her: Well I do know some things about the curls in the Italian brother's hair and that Italy called Germany that one night that there curls got stuck in each other's hair and it sounded really bad from Germany's point of view.
Me: Hehehehe. You have a lot to learn.
Her: Young padawon. *suddenly does Yoda impression* Use the force young padawon…wait… Force they use young padawon. *does terrible Yoda impression laugh that sounds like a dying cow*
Me: *thinks* Great the quotes begin.
Her: *starts making "whale noises"*
Me: You get lost Dori?
Her: *starts singing Christmas carols from Yoda*
Me: Your very…special love.
Her: I know. *starts talking in high pitched voice* I know that I am very special that is why I am going to find an island…*starts coughing then gives a thumbs up saying that she is okay* then name it PRUSSIA. Then me and my precious country bird will go around looking for a flower *suddenly says* I am Gollum that looks like a mini Gilbird and then the country's flower will be named Pusbird.
Me: …Hey you got over trying to take over Russia.
Her: I just didn't want to offend people today and I don't want to be a dictator and kill people because that wouldn't be good. I would rather just be a dictator…*grabs my head and starts shaking it with fire in her eyes and starts to yell* QUEEN QUEEN I MENT QUEEN! And if America tries to take my land then I will make an alliance with Germany…*starts speaking in a soft voice and quirked her head* and Italy cannot forget Italy…and not just one side it would have to be both the more allies the better…maybe Britain they seem to have a grudge against America…well on second thought I am American so there would be a tiny little problem there. * Starts yelling again* AND THERE WILL BE ANOTHER PRUSSIA AND IT WILL TRIMPH IN THE NIGHT! WHERE ME AND ME AND MY COUNTRY'S BIRD MY COUNTRY'S FLOWER PRUSBIRD! *starts to sing Amazing Grace, but Prussia's awesome version*
Me: Wait…I thought Canada's fangirl…Prussia mine. Nice try.
Her: *turns into a human Harpy* HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT REMAKEING PRUSSIA HAVE YOU?!
Me: Yes… *thinks* I need a wooden stake.
Her: *starts singing at the top of her lungs and then suddenly cuts off and whispers softly* I love Canada…
Me: And people call me the twisted one.
Her: *suddenly goes Lolita* Hey would I ever hurt you? *starts petting my head and her voice turns creepy and she starts speaking French* …I need more French words… The nights that I think of you of your heart and your soul.
Me: Stop.
Her: Forever and always. *starts to circle me like a shark*
Me: *thinks* Yandere. *she suddenly whispers in my ear and I scream*
Her: I love you~~~~! Now can we get back to the curl~!
Me: No.
Her: But I have no clue about it can you please tell me~~!
Me: No.
Her: *suddenly gets up and starts to pat my head again* Forever and always.
Me: *thinks* I feel like the Baltics.
Her: Forever and always~! *starts clicking three pens*
Me: I give up. *thinks* HELP ME! PLEASE! IF I TURN UP DEAD YOU ALL NOW WHAT FROM! ...Wait if I'm a tsundere and she is a yandere what is mum?
