.: Ramblings of the Authoress :.
Aiiieee, gomen nasai, minna! As you might know, AOL has very evil parental controls that block of random sites – some times for some reasons, other times for none at all. My parents inflicted upon me the torture of parental controls that blocked off Yahoo mail. That was the account that I mailed my beta the second chapter. I had to beg my mom to use her account, and finally got it… unfortunately, the beta-ed version was never done, or got lost in the mail.

Sooo, after getting a review that said that I should continue this… I guess I couldn't hold it off. So here's the next chapter!

Title: Plan B!

Pairings: Sasuke x Naruto (Sakura interferes once in a while)

Summary: Sakura figures out that she has to use Naruto in able to get Sasuke to pay attention to her. The only thing wrong is that he doesn't like her... Plan B backfires on Sakura!

Warnings: Yaoi! Don't like, don't read! If I find a flame, I will be very, very angry! And you will not want to see a very, very angry K-chan! Plus mild Sakura bashing. Not that I hate her or anything…

Disclaimer: K-chan doesn't own Naruto. If she did, Naruto would turn into a yaoi series… (insane laughing in background)

.: Fan Fiction Start :.
Sasuke took another glance at Sakura's table. He knew what she was up to, he wasn't that stupid. But still, that look of happiness, the smile on Naruto's face when Sakura was near him… A pang of jealousy shot up his body, and Sasuke sent a glare in their direction. Naruto… couldn't you see that she's just using you? That I'm the one that you supposed to love? She's just using you to make me jealous… Which I am…

Oh, he was going to get Naruto no matter what! And that annoying idiot Sakura sure wasn't going to get in his way! If she did, she would be totally annihilated!

Like the brains of all of the other teen masterminds, Sasuke's mind devised a faultless plan in a fraction of a millisecond. Not one, not two, but three birds with one stone…

First: To get rid of his fan girl problem.

Second: To make Naruto jealous.

Third: To make Sakura angry.

It was the perfect plan! And all he needed was to get Fangirl #12, also known as Ino, to go to the dance with him. Now, this wouldn't be hard at all, considering all of Sasuke's charms and super sexy looks.

Sure, Sakura was going with Naruto to that dance. That'll be his chance to get his revenge!

Laughing evilly in the inside, Sasuke decided to start the plan immediately. Abandoning the "nutritious" cafeteria food that he had been staring at, he made his way to Fangirl #12's table.

Ino sat at her table. And sat. And sat. She thought about the dance coming up, and her heart quickly sank. There was no way that her crush, Sasuke, was going to ask her out! He probably wasn't even going to show up at it, like usual! She has tried to ask him a few times, and been denied about two thousand times.

A hand landing lightly on her shoulder quickly stopped her from her thinking. The blonde looked up behind her, startled. It was the same person that she had just been thinking of!

"S-Sasuke!" she exclaimed. "What are you doing here…?"

Sasuke only stared expressionlessly at her. Ino held back a fan girl squeal. Sasuke-kun was so hawt! She took that moment to stare at his features. There was a moment of silence, which was broken by Sasuke.

"The next dance. I'll pick you up at six," Sasuke stated simply. Letting that sink in, he turned around to go back to his table.

Ino stared wordlessly at the back of Sasuke's figure. Did he just ask her out to the dance? Only not really ask? Was she dreaming? This Sasuke was an impostor, wasn't it?

Nevertheless, it was still a date was Sasuke, even if it was a fake one. And Ino wasn't going to decline it; she spent too many years going after Sasuke to do so!

Her eyes shifted to Sakura. What the! What was she doing sitting with Naruto! That traitor!

Then, the blonde girl thought it over. Sakura was with Naruto… which means… no more competition. Which means... she gets Sasuke all to herself! Ino laughed gleefully. Sasuke was finally hers! After all these years of hard work, it finally paid off!

Now, the blissful Ino looked back at her lunch. Not realizing that there was a speck of mold – or at least not caring – on whatever she was eating, she took a big bite.

Shikamaru, a lazy boy who always sat at the rejected table, happened to snap out of his lunch-time nap, and look towards Ino's direction. She was eating food. Wow. Shikamaru blinked. Nope, he wasn't hallucinating. Wasn't the blonde on a diet a few days ago?

He sighed. How troublesome… He's never going to analyze these weird female creatures ever again. One minute, they're set on one thing, and the next, they were looking at another.

Deciding to not trouble himself with this matter any longer, he rested his head back down to the table – which actually hit the sandwich placed on the table – and went back to sleep.

By now, the Sasuke-fan girls, who, like always, were watching Sasuke's every single move during the lunch period, got suspicious of what Sasuke was doing. Some of them stood up, walking in a fast pace towards Ino's direction. Well, curiosity killed the cat.

"Ino, what did he say?" asked the first one that arrived.

"He'd better not asked you out!"

"Tell me what he said!"

"Did Sasuke-kun mention my name?"

Ino's brain tried to comprehend every single thing that everyone said, but just ended up giving Ino a big headache.

"Everyone shut up!" she screamed. "Sasuke-kun asked me to go to the dance!"

Sakura froze in mid sentence. Who-what-huh-hah? What did Ino just say? She did not…! Or did she? If what she was saying was true, then when Sasuke said he had no interest in her… Sasuke didn't like Sakura, but he liked Ino? How could he?

Green eyes darted to the corner, where Sasuke sat. He was emotionless, no sign of anything on his face. The pink-haired girl was confused. If Sasuke-kun liked Ino, wouldn't he show just a little emotion? Not even a blush? I mean, yeah, sure, he normally doesn't express himself at all that much… but even the great Sasuke-kun has to show some emotion when it comes to love, right?

…Unless he didn't like Ino-pig at all! Sakura grinned. Yeah! Sasuke-kun was too shy to face her directly… so it was a plan to get Sakura jealous! Hah! She knew it... Sasuke liked her after all!

Naruto studied the expressions on Sakura's face. In one short minute, it changed from shock, to anger, to puzzlement, to happiness. What was going on? Did she still have some feelings left over for Sasuke?

Sasuke… Sasuke was such a bastard! First he stole Sakura-chan from him, and now, when he just had a chance… He took her away again. Naruto glared at Sasuke. No way was he going to steal her again! Starting operation… super-evil-intellegent-smart-great-ramenlistic-orangieicious-I'm-gonna-make-Sakura-chan-mine-and-not-Sasuke's: Plan A! (A/N: K-chan wants you to notice how different Naruto's brain works o.O)

Sasuke felt a tingling sensation at the back of his neck. He turned around, ready to give whoever that was staring at him his super-evil eye. His eyes landed on a pair of glowering cerulean ones, and his expression softened a bit. The glare from Naruto… was this the right thing to do?

He turned away. Oh well, what has been done has been done.

.: Time Elapse :.

"C'mon Shikamaru!" Naruto begged. "Please?"

Shikamaru yawned lazily. "Naruto, I don't know what you're up to this time, but I know I'll get in a lot of trouble if I help you."

"Please, Shikamaru?" he tried again. "I won't even mention your name if I'm caught!"

"You mean when you're caught, not if you're caught."

"You're just taking away from your nap time! If you'll just let me sell the tickets for you…" (A/N: xD K-chan thinks this is making everything sound like it's taking place in kindergarten… hehe, she lurved nap time… xD)

"Whatever. This is too bothersome…" Shikamaru got up from the ticket booth, and started walking towards the nearest exit.

Naruto flashed the "V" sign in success, and bounced onto the chair that Shikamaru occupied a second ago. Now all he has to do is wait…

A few hours later – which, to Naruto, seemed like several days – Sasuke walked towards the booth with his "I'm high and mighty so bow down to me! Mwahahaha!" fashion. Naruto glared. Sasuke glared back. Their faces were inches apart, still glaring at each other…

"Whoops! Sorry!"

A person bumped into Sasuke, making him lose balance and fall forward. His lips locked with that of a certain blonde's, whose name was definitely not Ino.

Sasuke felt a tingling sensation inside himself. He felt as if there was a fire inside him, building up until it explodes. He wanted more of him, more of Naruto and his warmth, but he was frozen…

SLAP!

"Sasuke you… bastard…! That was my first kiss! You stole my first kiss! It was supposed to be special… with someone that I actually like!"

Naruto kept on rambling about how romantic his first kiss was supposed to be, not noticing the group of rabid fan girls glaring at him with evil eyes. They slowly approached him, nails raised, ready to attack. Out of nowhere, came the background noise of angry hissing cats.

"…with dancing lights and flower petals!" Naruto finished. By then, he noticed that Sasuke was half out the school door, and the fan girls were rabid and angry-looking…

Uh-oh… was he in trouble? Naruto gulped.

"L-Look… it wasn't my fault… S-Sasuke started it…"

"Sasuke-kun!" one of the girls screamed with rage.

"Sasuke-kun would never do such a thing!" another finished.

"You're lying!" a third voice hissed.

And they all pounced.

.:. Time Elapse .:.

"Hello, Sakura-big-forehead…"

"Hello, Ino-pig."

It was an hour after school had been dismissed, and the two girls finally faced each other in front of the deserted school gates. A strong gust of wind blew, making the dust on the ground fly all around them. It was like a western showdown. The next thing you'd expect are tumbleweeds rolling across the place.

"So… jealous?" a smirking Ino provoked.

"What are you talking about?" Sakura answered casually. "We all know that Sasuke-kun's just using you… to get to me!"

"Nuh-uuuhh! You are jealous, aren't you?"

"No, I'm no—SASUKE-KUN!"

Sasuke chose that time to make his appearance, walking slowly past them. The teen winced. He was hoping that he could sneak past them…

"Sasuke-kuuun, did you get the tickets?" Ino asked in a high fan girl-ish voice, immediately attaching herself to Sasuke's arm. He was about to tell the blonde to get off when he remembered his super-evil-intellegent-smart-great-I'm-gonna-make-Naruto-mine-and-no-one-else's: Plan A…

"No, I didn't," Sasuke replied. "There was… an incident at the ticket booth…" He felt heat coming up to his cheeks and realized with horror that he was blushing… Turning his head away to face a different direction, he tried to hide the blush from the girls.

"I heard about that incident!" Sakura chipped in, pushing Ino away. "That… stupid… Naruto!"

"What's your probl—?" Ino started, but was interrupted.

"Don't call him that," Sasuke said quietly. Though his face was half-hidden under his bangs, both girls could tell that he was glaring.

"Huh…?" a confused Sakura blinked.

There was silence for a moment, which Sasuke took the time to glare. No one dared to break the silence, and there was an air of worry circling around Ino and Sakura.

Sasuke walked away without another word.

The two girls left behind blinked.

"Uh… what just happened…?" Ino asked as the two girls stared after Sasuke's disappearing figure.

.:. Scene Change .:.

Nooooo! His super-evil-intellegent-smart-great-ramenlistic-orangieicious-I'm-gonna-make-Sakura-chan-mine-and-not-Sasuke's: Plan A had failed him!

A trampled-upon looking Naruto with big lumps on his forehead stared half-dead at the door of the bathroom stall in front of him. Sasuke's fan girls had chased him down all around the school, until he was smart enough to hide out in the boys' bathroom.

His original, simple-minded plan was to just pretend to sell tickets at the ticket booth, and when Sasuke came, he would just say that the tickets were sold out. Guess now he has to make a more complicated plan…

There, sitting in the bathroom stall, Naruto quickly devised plan B of his super-evil-intellegent-smart-great-ramenlistic-orangieicious-I'm-gonna-make-Sakura-chan-mine-and-not-Sasuke's project!

Okay… he was going to need… string, yes, string… and… and…

Now, we won't have to spoil his entire plan, now, would we? We'll have to wait until the next chapter and see what's going on in Naruto's small little brain, won't we? So now, we skip forward in time a bit… and…

Naruto smirked. The plan was foolproof! Sasuke was definitely not going to interfere with him and Sakura-chan any more! Well, for at least one day… or just the dance…

Naruto peeked out of the bathroom door. He looked left. He looked right. Deserted. No one was in sight…

Letting out a sigh, Naruto walked out of the bathroom. Whew, the mad fan girls were finally off his case! Running down the hallway, he proceeded to the nearest exit, and quickly through the school gates.

The blonde paused, spotting Sasuke talking to Ino and Sakura. He quickly hid behind a wall and listened to what they were saying…

"That… stupid… Naruto!" Whose voice was that? Naruto couldn't tell. It was either Ino or Sakura… probably Ino. Yeah. Ino. Why would Sakura-chan call him stupid?

"What's your probl—?"

"Don't call him that." The last voice was so quiet that Naruto could barely hear. Since the two girls had already put in their two bits, that voice must have been Sasuke's. Don't call whom what? The confused teen pondered on this and remembered the previous comment on him.

What? Oh… Naruto's slow-functioning brain suddenly clicked as he realized that Sasuke had been sticking up for him. He blushed, looking down at the dusty school grounds.

Why was that bastard sticking up for him? Why is he blushing? W-wait, he was blushing?

Naruto had felt a tingling sensation inside of him, one that he couldn't really explain. It was… warm, and quite unlike anything else that he's felt before… to know that someone was actually defending him…

Wait! Stop that thought right there, Naruto reminded himself. It's Sasuke-bastard you're talking about here…

But then, why was he feeling this way…? What was the warm, fuzzy, weird feeling deep inside him? Naruto bit his bottom lip, getting a headache from thinking too much. He crouched there, back against the wall, listening some more.

He heard the sound of footsteps, and assumed that everyone was leaving. Then he waited a few more minutes to confirm that everyone left, and a very emotionally confused Naruto started home himself.

.: TBC :.

.: Reviews:.

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Finished! (looks up) Whooaaa… 34 reviews! I feel so loved. Normally I get around 2. I sure hope I don't mess this one up… o.O

(Somehow I have the feeling that I will…)