I slowly crepted inside the studio looking all tired and a bit sweaty. While everybody was getting ready and setting up equipment, my assistant showed up and was walking by my side with her clipboard.
Sarah: Good morning, sir.
Dbzfreak60: Hey... Sarah. You got my morning pill?
She pulled out the pill from her front shirt pocket.
Sarah: As you requested, sir.
Dbzfreak60: Thanks.
I took the pill and swallowed it. After that, I pulled out a glass of water. I took a huge sip and dropped it to the floor.
Dbzfreak60: CLEAN UP.
A janitor quickly appeared and began cleaning the mess up with a mop. As Sarah and I continued walking, Seth MacFarlane came by my side and patted my back.
Seth: He-eey! What's up little homeboy?
Dbzfreak60: Mornin', Seth. You ready for another Road to Adventure?
Seth: You bet. My teeth are whitened, my breath is fresh, and my voice is ready to go to work.
Dbzfreak60: Alright, cool. Oh, and Seth? At some point, could you maybe give Glory an autograph, with some hearts all over it, and make it say, "With Love"? She'd really appreciate it.
Seth: Uh, sure. No problem. I'll just might do that.
We both bumped fists.
Dbzfreak60: Cool, dog. So, uh, go get ready. We're about to shoot this episode in a few minutes.
Seth: Aight. See ya after the show.
Seth went to the sound booth as I tiredly and slowly approached my director's chair. I let out a sigh when I sat down.
Sarah: Are you okay, sir? You don't look so good.
Dbzfreak60: No. I'm not. That was one Hell of a day those bastards put me through during the Road to Rhode Island. I dunno why I even volunteered directing these adventure episodes in the first place. If I had known they would scare me like that...
I pulled out a gun.
Dbzfreak60: ...I would've shot myself with this gun.
I looked at my gun.
Dbzfreak60: Well... if it wasn't made of cheese of course.
I took a bite out of my cheesy gun before turning towards the cameraman.
Dbzfreak60: Yo, Jacob? You ready to shoot this?
Jacob: Uh, yeah. Whenever you're ready, sir.
Dbzfreak60: Kay.
I put away my cheesy gun and pulled out my megaphone from the side of my chair.
Dbzfreak60: ALRIGHT, PEOPLE. IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ACTION!
(Griffin House)
In the living room, Glory was on the floor watching television while Chris, Meg, and Brian were on the couch. This kept going until Stewie came rushing in towards the TV.
Stewie: I say, it's 4 o'- AUGH!
Stewie tripped.
Stewie: Dammit!
Dbzfreak60: CUT! Well, this isn't going to be a good day.
Brian came into the living room.
Brian: How can you stand watching this?
Stewie didn't say anything.
Brian: It's dreck and you know it.
Stewie's still distracted.
Brian: Oh, don't have the guts to respond, huh? No intellegent defence of this unmitigated crap?
Stewie: Commercial!
He kicked Brian in the nuts.
Brian: (Groan)
Brian fell to the floor.
Stewie: I'm gonna get some graham crackers.
Dbzfreak60: CUT! PERFECT! ICE!
Some guys rushed over to Brian and gave him an ice pack.
Brian: (Moan) Come on, boss. Is this your way of payback for scaring you with Five Nights At Freddy's characters?
I shook my head with a grin.
Dbzfreak60: Don't look at me. As much as I want my revenge, I'm afraid it's the writer's fault for writing the scripts ya know. I'm just the director.
Gene: So if you're a KISS fan and you live in the Northeast, come out for all five shows of what we're calling KISS-Stock!
Peter: Ah Hell, the Northeast! It's times like this I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia.
Lois: No, Peter, we're in the Northeast.
Peter: We are? Then KISS is coming to the Northeast. That-That means... Uh?
Lois: That means...
Peter: No, no, Lois. Don't help me. It means we can do something.
Lois: Come on, Peter. You're almost there.
(Dentist)
A dentist was drilling into Peter's teeth, that is until Peter hopped out of his chair.
Peter: We can go to KISS-Stock!
The cleaning tool suddenly had a mind of its own. So instead of getting in the dentist's eye, it went after Peter by throwing itself into Peter's mouth.
Peter: AAAAAUUGGH! OH CRAP! AAAAUUGH!
As Peter kept screaming, he tried to get away, but the tool stopped him by wrapping itself around Peter, holding him to the chair. And then, the tool jammed itself inside Peter's mouth. All of us behind the fourth wall blocked the sight of what was happening to Peter.
Sarah: Sir, this is getting a little too extreme.
Dbzfreak60: Yeah, I know. Guess I'll check him off the revenge list too. Aaaaaannndd... that's enough. SECURITY!
(Take 1)
In the living room, Stewie was watching Jolly Farm, but his TV-time gets interrupted by Peter's voice from upstairs.
Peter: Yo, Lois!
Lois: What?
Peter: I'm packing for KISS-STOCK and I can't find my favorite underwear.
Lois: You mean the pair with the rip in the right butt cheek from when you're stepping on 'em pullin' em up in the airplane backroom from when you had the trots?
Dbzfreak60: CUT! It's bathroom, Lois.
Lois: Tch... Oh God!
(Take 2)
Lois: You mean the pair with the rip in the right butt cheek from when you're stepping on 'em pullin' em up in the airplane backroom from when you- Ugh! Damn it.
Dbzfreak60: CUT!
(Take 3)
Lois: You mean the pair with the rip in the right butt cheek from when you're stepping on 'em pullin' em up in the airplane bathroom from when you had the trots?
Peter: No no, the pair with the hole in the left butt cheek from when I held it in for two hours 'cuz it was an extra long top church sermon and I thought blowing ga-
Peter blew a raspberry and then laughed. I started gritting my teeth.
Dbzfreak60: CUT! AGAIN!
(Take 10)
Lois: You mean the pair with the rip in the right butt cheek from when you're stepping on 'em pullin' em up in the airplane bathroom from when you had the trots?
Peter: No no, the pair with the hole in the left butt cheek from when I held it in for two hours 'cuz it was an extra long top church sermon and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus, so I let it go in the vestibule after mass and it sounded like Louis Armstrong.
Lois: Oh, bottom drawer.
I placed my hand over my face.
Dbzfreak60: Oh thank God!
I turned towards the cameraman.
Dbzfreak60: Jacob, did you-
I noticed he wasn't there and the camera was down. Jacob suddenly came back while zipping his pants.
Jacob: Sorry I'm late. I had to take a piss. What'd I miss?
I started twitching my right eye before falling out my chair like an anime character.
Dbzfreak60: Oh God, kill me now.
Dbzfreak60: ACTION!
(Quahog Airport)
Stewie was searching for the flight to London.
Stewie: One of these planes must be going to London.
He spotted a british family in line.
British Mom: Queue up, children spit-spot. Here are the tickets, miss. These are all ours. Thank you.
Stewie snuck in line behind the british family.
Stewie: Spit-spot, Albert Hall, meat and two meg- um veg.
Dbzfreak60: CUT!
Stewie: What are you talking about? The script said I should cut in line, and that's what I did.
Dbzfreak60: You know that's not what I meant.
I facepalmed.
Dbzfreak60: Ugh! This is getting more upsetting than when I fed the lions at the zoo.
(Flashback)
I was dropping food down into the lion's habitat until a couple of jerky teenage boys came by and pushed me down in it.
Dbzfreak60: Ow!
Teen: Loser.
I stood up and angrily shook my fist into the air.
Dbzfreak60: Why I outta...
I heard growling sounds behind me. I turned around and saw a pack of lions in front of me.
Dbzfreak60: Oh Sh(Bleep)
Glory and Brian made it to the airport and searched for Stewie.
Glory: You see him?
Brian: (Sigh) Nope! Let's keep moving.
They ran together until they stopped and looked out a glass window.
Brian: Look! There he is.
They spotted Stewie hopping aboard the plane.
Glory: Crap! Let's go.
They entered a door that said "Airline Personnel Only" and ran up the cargo conveyor belt. Before even reaching the door, they both slipped and fell off. They groaned after hitting the ground.
Dbzfreak60: CUT!
I stood up from my seat and turned to the whole crew.
Dbzfreak60: Alright, which one of you got rid of the safety mats?
Chris and Meg saw this and closed a door before giggling quietly.
Chris: That'll teach 'em for not giving us enough screen time.
After a long flight, the plane had finally reached its destination.
Stewie: Well now, that wasn't so bad, was it? Did you sleep at all?
Brian: Yeah, a little.
Glory: Me too.
Stewie: Oh, I couldn't sleep a week. My pillow smelled like farts. But that's all right because we're in England!
When the trio looked outside, they realized something.
Brian: Oh.
Glory: Crap!
They saw a bunch of sand.
Stewie: Well, I don't get it. We're in England's verdant fields, it's rosy-ramp rosy-rum, ram, rum, run, rum raisin.
Brian and Glory laughed.
Glory: Try sayin' that messed up sentence five times fast. Hehe! CUT!
(Village)
The trio decided to walk around an arabian village.
Glory: Where are we going, Brian?
Brian: I dunno, Glory. I'm not exactly familiar with this particular Arabian village.
They passed by some villagers trying to sell some stuff.
Villager 1: Stuff for sale! Bad, cheaply made stuff for sale!
Villager 2: Hey, Americans. You like doovies? I've got "Dude, My Car Is Not Where I Parked It, But Praise Allah-
Dbzfreak60: Ugh! CUT! It's movies.
Glory: How would you know? You haven't been in one.
I gave a deadpan look before burying my face into my hand and sigh. When I wasn't looking, Glory and Brian hi-fived.
Dbzfreak60: Back to one.
They stopped by someone selling camels.
Villager 3: Camels for sale! This one owned by a little old man who only drove it to mosque on Sundays. Just had its knees replaced.
Stewie: Oh great. Buy one and let's get outta here.
Brian: What do ya mean buy one? All I've got is 50 bucks. There's no way I'm spending that.
Stewie: Psh! Fine! Cheapskate! What about you?
Glory: Ummm?
She picked out everything in her pocket.
Glory: All I got is 10 dollars, a marble, a bug...
She got a closer look at it, and it was moving.
Glory: Girl bug- AAAAUUGHH!
She tried shaking it off, but it began crawling around her arm.
Glory: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Brian: AAAAUUUGHHH!
Stewie: OH MY GOD!
While Glory was trying to smack to bug off of her, Stewie and Brian grabbed some sticks and started beating Glory with them to kill the bug.
Glory: Ow! Ow! THAT'S NOT HELPING!
Stewie: HOLD STILL!
They kept swinging, but Glory grabbed the stick from Brian and punched him in the face. Stewie hopped on Glory to find the bug, but Glory threw Stewie off of her. One thing led to another, and soon enough, all three of them were beating each other. I fell backwards outta my chair and started laughing my butt off.
Sarah: You're not going to call "Cut", Sir?
I sat back up in my chair.
Dbzfreak60: Not yet, Sarah.
I wiped a tear off my face and pulled out the real rubber bug from my pocket.
Dbzfreak60: Revenge is so sweet.
I pulled out my secret list and checked Glory and Stewie off of it.
(Middle of the Desert)
In a sandy desert, the trio were together as the sun sets.
Brian: Oh, man, we're screwed. We're lost in the desert, we have no food, no water, and our camel is dead from exhaustion.
Stewie went over to the camel's body.
Stewie: And I had named him and given him a back story. Chucky had the biggest hump of all the camels in his village, and he was picked on for it. But then, there was a terrible drought, and Chica, Chucka, Choo-Choo, Chouau. Oh, hahaha! Oh, damn. Now that... that was a cut.
Brian: We have to slice open our camel's stomach and shelter ourselves in his entrails.
Glory covered her mouth and realized she threw up a little.
Stewie: (Gasp) Eviscerate Chucky?! I won't do it!
Brian: We're gonna die if we don't.
Glory: I'd rather take my chances out here than go in there. Stewie, you go.
Stewie: Oh, all right.
Brian took out a dagger blade and sliced opened the camel's stomach. Glory covered her mouth and was about to throw up for real instead of fake puking off-screen. Instead of running to the left of the set, she ran straight towards me beyond the fourth wall.
Dbzfreak60: Glory, no. No, no, no, no, CUT! QUICK! CUT!
(KISS-STOCK)
The entire place was crowded with KISS fans everywhere.
Lois: Oh, isn't this exciting?
Fan: Hey, anyone got a light?
Five fans, including Peter, spat fire from their mouths, but they lit the KISS fan on fire.
Fan: AAAUUGHG! AAAAUUUUGHH!
Everybody screamed in horor.
Peter: HOLY CRAP!
Dbzfreak60: CUT! HURRY, GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS.
All five people who set him on fire ran and found some fire extinguishers. And just like in "Superhero Movie", they started hitting him to the ground with the fire extinguishers.
Fan: OW! AUGH! CUT IT OUT! OH GOD!
I groaned before I facepalmed.
Dbzfreak60: Why couldn't I afford a real stunt man? I so should've won the lottery.
Outside the studio in the sunshine, Seth MacFarlane was leaning against the wall giving Glory his autograph. Glory was standing by his side blushing and with her hands behind her back.
Seth: 'With Love... your romeo... Seth.. MacFarlane'
He offered his autographed picture to Glory.
Seth: Here ya go, Glory.
Glory took the autograph picture and held it close to her heart.
Glory: Thanks, Mr. MacFarlane. I'll treasure this forever.
Seth: Please, I insist.
He placed his hand on Glory's shoulder.
Seth: Call me Seth.
Glory blushed from the action. Soon enough, Seth and Glory were both walking around the place while the sun was setting.
Seth: And that's why everybody kept confusing me as a Jonas Brother.
Glory giggled by that reply as they stopped walking.
Seth: Ya know, Glory. You have to say, you have a nice giggle. I kinda find it pretty cute... just like you.
Glory blushed again.
Glory: Aw, you're so sweet Seth. You're very... handsome.
Seth: Well, thank you.
There was a moment of silence.
Glory: Hey, Seth? I know this is all sudden, but... would it be cool if you... give me a little kiss?
Seth: For my number one fan?
He thought about it for a moment and smiled.
Seth: Ah, what the Hell. It's not everyday I get to kiss my fans.
Glory smiled, puckered out her lips, and closed her eyes. Seth closed his eyes and went in for the kiss. He slowly moved his lips in closer... and closer... and closer... Unfortunately, they jumped by surprise from the sound of a door being slammed opened. Coming outside was Peter dragging out a heavy trashbag. Glory and Seth played it cool by leaning their backs against the wall and Seth whistling.
Peter: Damn it. It's times such as this I wish I was a Sears critic.
After tossing the trash into the trashcan, he turned to Glory and Seth behind him.
Peter: Oh, hey guys. What are you two doing out here?
Glory slightly looked away as she twirled the strands of her hair around.
Seth: Um, uh... We-We were just uh... thinking about inviting you to the after party.
Peter: Aw yeah?
Glory: Um, of course dad. You are the star of the show, why wouldn't you be invited?
Peter: Well I guess you got a point. Alright, I guess I'll see ya there.
And with that, Peter went back inside the studio, leaving Seth and Glory to sigh in relief.
Glory: Great. Now we gotta make an after party happen.
Seth: Don't worry about it Glory. I'll call some people and they'll make it happen with no problem.
Glory: Aw thank God... and you of course.
Seth: Alright, the less we don't speak of this moment again, the less people'll know about it.
Glory: Gotcha.
They suddenly saw Chris by them.
Chris: (Gasp) Oh my God!
Seth and Glory quickly put on sunglasses and Glory pulled out some kind of pen.
Chris: You two were about to ki-
Glory pressed it and a flash of light occurred. When Chris blinked his eyes, he saw Glory and Seth without their sunglasses.
Glory: Chris, what are you doing out here? We have a show to do.
Chris: Oh yeah. I forgot.
Chris went inside the studio, leaving Seth and Glory alone.
Seth and Glory: Phew.
Seth: Alright, let's get back to the show.
Glory: Right.
Seth stopped once he reached the door.
Seth: Oh, wait a minute.
Glory: What?
Seth looked all around the area and spotted nobody before he quickly placed a gentle kiss on Glory's lips for a split second. Glory's eyes wided by his action.
Seth: See ya at the after party.
After Seth went inside, Glory fainted with her eyes closed and a smile. After about a minute, I came outside and found Glory on the ground.
Dbzfreak60: (Sigh) Dammit Glory.
I managed to pick her up and held her into my arms.
Dbzfreak60: I'm so cutting your break time to 25 minutes.
And with that, I carried Glory back into the studio.
Dave: I don't think anyone knows more about KISS than I do.
Peter: I'm-I'm sorry. What was that?
Lois: Peter, It's not important.
Peter: Let him answer, Lois.
Dave: I said no one knows more about KISS than I do.
Dotty: Fellas, please keep it civil.
Dotty backed away off-screen as Jacob slowly directed the camera towards her way. I, on the other hand, stared at her nakedness with my mouth opened.
Peter: I'm not sure I like the tone of your voice, Dave.
Dave: Well, throw down if that's what you want.
Peter: Name Gene Simmon's special-effects mentor.
Dave: Amaze-O the magician. What high school did Paul Stanley go to?
Peter: New York High School of Music. Paul and Gene's band before KISS?
Dave: Wicked Lester. What year did KISS appear on The Jim Nabors Halloween Special?
Peter: Trick question. It was Paul Lynde and it was 1975. Now recite the magazine ad that brought Peter Criss to Paul and Gene's attention.
Peter & Dave "Drummer willing to do anything to make it." Rolling Stone, October, 1972.
Dave: Exemplary!
Peter: Rock and roll!
They stuck their tongues out and rocked out.
Peter: Did you get that?
They've noticed Jacob pointing the camera at Dotty.
Dave: Hey, HEY! That's my wife.
Jacob rubbed the back of his head.
Jacob: Uh, Um. Yeah.
Jacob ran away with Dave chasing him.
Peter: Oh, oh, great. S-See, that is bogus. Now we gotta do it all over again.
They saw me completely frozen. Sarah waved her hand over my face.
Sarah: Um, sir?
She snapped her fingers, which made me shake my head.
Dbzfreak60: Tuesday!
I looked around the cast and Sarah.
Dbzfreak60: Huh? Oh, um... CUT?
(KISS-STOCK)
The band sung their song "Rock N Roll All Night"
KISS: "You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting"
Peter: Oh, Lois, here comes the best part.
KISS: "I wanna rock and roll all night"
Gene moved the mic over to Lois.
Lois: "And have a wonderful time"
The song stopped and everybody's jaws dropped.
Lois: What? Is that it? No, no, it's uh "And something something all... day" Right?
Dbzfreak60: CUT!
I placed my megaphone down and stood up from my chair.
Dbzfreak60: Lois? Get up on the stage please.
Lois: Um... okay?
She went up on stage with KISS as I crossed my arms and turned to the KISS audience.
Dbzfreak60: Everybody... Lois Griffin has messed up a legendary KISS song. You know what that means, don't you? Tomatoes up.
I ordered like a general and everybody raised their hands and revealed to be holding tomatoes, including Peter. KISS saw this and ran off the stage.
Lois: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. I was just sticking to the script.
Dbzfreak60: FIRE.
By my command, everybody booed and threw their tomatoes right at Lois as she backed away, blocking the tomatoes with her hands. The force was too strong, she fell backwards and ended up in a fetal position.
Dbzfreak60: Hmph!
And with that, I checked Lois off the revenge list.
Dbzfreak60: Five down, two to go.
After gettng out of bed, the Pope went to the bathroom. After exiting the bathroom, he dropped his clothing on the floor.
Father: Pope, the floor is not a hamper.
Pope: Maaaaan!
He picked up his clothing and placed in the hamper.
Father: Good. Now it's time to go on the balcony and address the people.
Dbzfreak60: RELEASE THE BALLOON.
After putting on his hat, he walked onto the balcony, where he was not caught by the trio's balloon. The balloon missed the Pope.
Dbzfreak60: Dammit! CUT!
(Germany)
In Germany, the trio caught a ride on a tour bus.
Tour Guide: Besides its beautiful historic architecture, Munich was ze home of many great writers, such as Thomas Mann. You'll find more on Germany's contribution to ze arts in ze pamphlets here provided.
Brian: Yeah, uh, about your pamphlet. Um, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a crap.
Brian quickly realized his mistake.
Brian: Uh, gap.
Everybody on the tour bus was laughing.
Brian: Ahehe! Sorry, one more time.
(Amsterdam)
Brian: I'm exhausted. Come on, let's get a coffee.
After crossing a bridge, they were just about to enter a coffee bar. When they touched the door, the door just fell. The trio snickered at the mishap before Glory and Stewie fell to the floor laughing.
Dbzfreak60: Crap! Somebody repair the damn door.
(Take 1)
French Narrator: Several Minutes Later.
The trio felt high and dizzy.
Stewie: I think the only reason we die is...
Brian: Dude, dude, I know what you're gonna say and I am sooo completely...
Glory: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Shh-shh-shh-shh! B-B-Baby talking first.
Stewie: The only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability.
Stewie exhaled as the smoke was in my way. Sarah and I coughed and waved the smoke out of our faces.
Dbzfreak60: CUT! (Cough) Okay, less smoke.
(Take 2)
Stewie: I think the only reason we die is...
Brian: Dude, dude, I know what you're gonna say and I am sooo completely...
Glory: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Shh-shh-shh-shh! B-B-Baby talki-
The whole crew and I began coughing from the smoke.
Supervising Producer: Sir. (Cough) There's too much smoke again.
Dbzfreak60: CUT! (Cough) Who the Hell is doing the smoke? 'Cause this is clearly too much smoke.
(Take... uh... somewhere over 10?)
Everybody in the studio was high from the smoke.
Stewie: I think- um... Wh-what was I talking about?
Brian: Well I-I-I... Um...
Glory: A-Are we like... filming or something?
The trio all fell out of their chairs.
Dbzfreak60: S-Sarah?
Sarah: Um... y-yes s- what?
Dbzfreak60: Um... i-is this a good thing?
Sarah: Um... wh-what is?
Dbzfreak60: I... I dunno.
Jacob appeared to be sleeping with the camera pointing down. Soon enough, everybody in the studio fell asleep.
It's a new day and I had just entered the studio seeing Jacob wiping his face.
Jacob: Morning, sir.
Dbzfreak60: Hey Jacob.
Jacob and I hi-fived.
Jacob: Good call firing the smoke guy.
Dbzfreak60: Yeah! I had no idea he was arrested before for causing traffic damage with his smoke. I believe he called it "High Traffic". Anyway, it's a good thing Seth MacFarlane was safe in the sound booth. We couldn't afford to have someone of his talent to be hospitalized.
Jacob: Speaking of Seth, I understand he voices most of the characters on the show, and yet the characters can speak without Seth voicing them. Doesn't that defy all logic or something?
Dbzfreak60: Nah! While on screen when we're rolling, they somehow sound like alvin and the chipmunks. See, the chipmunk voice stops whenever there's a mess up or if I call "Cut." That is why Seth voices them while they lip sync.
Jacob: Um, th-that's the thing right there. Um... Since Seth is voicing them, isn't 'he' the one messing up their lines?
Dbzfreak60: Eh, I couldn't care less about that kind of stuff making sense or not. As far as I'm concerned, this is a fanfic where anything defies logic. So who cares?
Jacob: (Gulp) What?
Dbzfreak60: Yeah, this is a blooper fanfic of the Road to episodes. You didn't know that?
I pointed up.
Dbzfreak60: Look, there I am typing this blooper fanfic right now.
In the ceiling, we both saw the real me typing this fanfic.
Dbzfreak60: See what I mean? There's two things right there defying logic. Me being in two places at once, and a shot of the real world in the ceiling.
I looked around.
Dbzfreak60: Jacob?
I found him on the floor, shivering in a fetal position.
Jacob: I am real. I am real. I am real.
I facepalmed.
Dbzfreak60: (Sigh) Want some time alone, buddy?
Jacob: Mhm.
(Take 1)
They exited the restaurant.
Lois: Oh, wow! Such a small world. He was a nice boy, and he's still nice.
They stopped for a moment.
Peter: Listen, Lois, uh, about what I said before, I've never been more wrong in my life. You are the coolest girl in the world!
They kissed and Peter looked up into the night sky.
Peter: My wife did KISS!
Lois: And George Clooney.
Peter: What?
Lois: Nothin'.
(Take 2)
Peter: My wife did KISS!
Lois: And George Lopez.
Peter: What?
Lois: Nothin'.
(Take 3)
Lois: And Chris Tucker.
(Take 4)
Lois: And Mayor West.
(Take 5)
Lois: And J. Geils.
(Take 6)
Lois: And daddy.
(Take 7)
Lois: And Brian.
(Take 8)
Lois: And the Director.
Peter: What was that? I-I'm sorry, what was that?
I quickly moved my eyes side to side before speaking.
Dbzfreak60: Uh, uh, okay people. That's enough with this scene. Let's uh, we'll use take five. J. Geils. Okay, let's uh... let's move on.
Inside the building, the trio were searching for the door that leads to Jolly Farm.
Stewie: (Gasp)
They found the Jolly Farm Door.
Stewie: Well, this is it. I'll say goodbye to you both now.
Brian: Well, have a good life, Stewie.
Stewie: Oh, I shall!
Stewie was about to go in before turning back to his friends.
Stewie: Oh hey, I've meant to ask you. Did you guys ever find out what that button on my bureau was from?
Glory: Actually, yeah. Turns out... that button came from Chris'sisisisisisis-
She blew a raspberry.
Glory: Ha! My bad.
(Jolly Farm Set)
Stewie was on the set.
Stewie: (Gasp) Oh! There's Happy Hill!
Stewie ran up the hill, and he slipped and fell backwards off the hill.
Dbzfreak60: CUT!
Stewie: Oh, Bloody Hell. When I rule the world, that hill shall pay most dearly.
Host: Welcome to Battlestar Galactica Forum.
Dbzfreak60: CUT! PERFECT! That's a wrap everybody.
Everybody was relieved and started leaving as Seth MacFarLane ran up to me.
Seth: Good day, huh?
Dbzfreak60: Yep!
We hi-fived.
Seth: See ya at the after party.
Dbzfreak60: I'm there.
He left as Meg and Chris approached me.
Dbzfreak60: Hey... you two. What's up?
Chris: Um, sir, we were just wondering. How come we don't be the stars of these episodes?
Dbzfreak60: Because Stewie, Brian, and Glory are the funniest. Nobody wants background characters.
Meg: Background characters? We have you know that we're co-stars. And by the way, despite how we're treated, a very descent amount of people happen to love us.
I quickly placed my hands over my mouth.
Dbzfreak60: (Gasp) Both of them?
Meg and Chris sighed.
Chris: We're not gonna let you get to us, dude.
He crossed his ams.
Chris: Not gonna let you get to us.
I held my hands out.
Dbzfreak60: Okay. Okay. Okay. If it makes you two feel any better, there's a large sack full of fan mail just for you two. It's right over there behind that door.
They looked behind them.
Meg and Chris: Oh boy!
They ran while Sarah stood by me.
Sarah: Um, sir, is this part of your revenge?
Dbzfreak60: Uh-huh?
Sarah: What did you do?
The sound of glass was heard and Chris and Meg were screaming.
Dbzfreak60: I set up a box of fruit flys and bees in there.
I checked them off the list.
Dbzfreak60: We should go.
Sarah and I left the studio, leaving Chris and Meg alone with the insects.
