Kage: Hey everybody! :D

Everybody: Hello!

Kage: Okay! Here is the next chapter! Booya!

Kagome: FINALLY I GET TO FIND OUT WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN!

Inu-Yasha: Feh. Who cares?

Kagome: I DO!

Inu-Yasha: WHY? It's not like she's gonna kill you or something!

Kage: uhhhh… '

Kagome: WHAT???? YOU MEAN IM GONNA DIE?!?!?!?

Kage: well uhhhh….lets just wait and see…

Kagome: TELL ME!

Inu-Yasha: laughs be patient Kagome!

Kagome: OSOWARI!

Inu-Yasha: ohhhhh crap.

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Last Chapter:

Sesshoumaru smelled salt and looked around. 'The miko' he thought. 'Is she crying? Wait… why should I care? It is my brother's wench and therefore I should not care. In fact, why don't I see what happens when I poke a little fun at her…'

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Chapter Two:

A Panty Plunder

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Sesshoumaru lunged for Kagome once again, only he didn't bother to take out his sword.

"Kagome!" cried Inu-Yasha as his brother sped past him, "Move! Sesshoumaru is coming!" Kagome turned around just in time to see Sesshoumaru coming straight for her. The only thing she had time to think of was 'OMIGOSH, OMIGOSH, OMIGOSH!'

Sesshoumaru grabbed Kagome by the waist and threw her up in the air letting her fall for a moment before gracefully grabbing her twisting ankle. Kagome was inches from the ground and had begun clawing away at the dirt for dear life, so Sesshoumaru hovered higher so that if she fell, she could easily break a lot of bones.

"AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE!!!" Yelled Kagome as she struggled against Sesshoumaru's grasp. 'Wait…' she thought as she paused for a moment, 'I'm wearing a skirt and I am currently being hung upside-down by the great Taiyoukai of the West….WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A FREAKING MALE!' Kagome had no time for rational thoughts, she was desperate to get out of Sesshoumaru's grasp and straighten out her skirt. She kicked with her free leg and managed to kick the back of Sesshoumaru's head giving him a look of momentary surprise, but it soon passed and was replaced by his usual icy-cold stare.

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"Inu-Yasha!" called Sesshoumaru, "She has already gotten in more hits than you my pathetic half brother! This Sesshoumaru thinks the dirty little ningen may be stronger than you… Inu-Yasha?" Sesshoumaru paused, his brother wasn't moving… he had a weird look on his face and he was staring directly at the struggling onna in his grasp. He looked over to wear he was staring. 'Oh!' thought Sesshoumaru, 'So that's what he was staring at…hmm…'

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Kagome stopped struggling when she heard Sesshoumaru talking to Inu-Yasha. She looked over at Inu-Yasha with a desperate 'save me' look on her face, but she quickly changed as she saw Inu-Yasha staring at her. He was practically drooling. 'OMIGOSH!'

"HENTAI!" yelled Kagome, furious with Inu-Yasha for staring at her oh-so-revealing underwear, "Inu-Yasha! Get you mind out of the gutter and HELP ME!" Inu-Yasha snapped out of his trance and instinctively wiped the drool off of his chin. 'Ah crap' he thought 'now she's gonna be pissed with me, I'll be lucky if I can stand…'

Actually Kagome wasn't entirely mad. She was actually a little flattered that he liked her legs that much, but she didn't show it!

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Sesshoumaru looked at the ningen that was arguing with his hanyou of a half-brother. 'If he allows her to speak that way to him maybe she does have some power…' thought Sesshoumaru idly as he unknowingly stared at her beautiful legs as well. He was snapped out of his train of thought as a hand rose to meet his striped cheek.

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It didn't take Kagome long to realize that more than one inu was currently staring at her and she turned (as well as she could anyway) to see the great taiyoukai peering at her exposed legs. 'AIE! It must run in the family!' she thought panicking slightly. She mustered up all the strength she could and swung herself like there was no tomorrow and slapped her hang right across Sesshoumaru's strong cheek. 'Wow…' thought Kagome as her hand connected with Sesshoumaru's face, 'his stripes are really nice…' she got a faraway look in her eyes as she fell back down when the slap was complete. 'Was that a bit of surprise I saw on his face?' she wondered in shock. 'maybe, just maybe, it was…'

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Kage: Welllllllllllllllll….?

Inu-Yasha: Well what?

Kage: did you like it?

Inu-Yasha: OF COURSE NOT, YOU HAD ME DROOLING LIKE A PUPPY DOG!

Kagome: You know you would!

Inu-Yasha: Keh, whatever

Kage: lol, I really think you would….

Inu-Yasha: Don't even go there…

Kage: Yes well, either way… I WANT AN INU-YASHA PLUSHY!!

Inu-Yasha: NOOOOOOOOO

Kagome: YESSSS!

Inu-Yasha: HELP ME ONNA!!!!

Kagome: I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW! ITS KAGOME, KA-GO-ME!

Inu-Yasha: Keh

Kagome: OSOWARI!!!

Inu-Yasha: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….