How Facebook Destroyed My Life
Chapter 2 – Reno
Taco Bell Dog
"Morning Sammy, how was your weekend?" Lauren asked walking into the Turks headquarters smiling softly at her best friend and supposed boss.
"Heya it was okay didn't really do anything too exciting." Samantha replied turning on hr computer.
"Oh hey you should check out the video I posted to my wall this morning before leaving for work. You'll die laughing while somebody else dies a slow humiliating death on Facebook." Lauren grinned heading into her office.
~Begin Facebook Comments~
Reno was tagged in a video posted by Lauren
Tseng: wow you really have too much time on your hands Lauren
Lauren: no I don't not my fault everyone one was not answering their phones this weekend
Rude: oh wow Lauren nice editing job it actually looks like he ran over the Taco Bell dog
Lauren likes Rude's comment
Lauren: that was the point Rude, lol
Elena likes this video
Elena: oh my GOD! I just died
Lauren: Rude go save ur girlfriend
Tseng likes Lauren's comment
Rude likes Lauren's comment
Samantha: oh dear god I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard awesome job Lauren
Lauren likes Samantha's comment
Lauren: yes I shall rule the world with laughter and randomly edited videos
Samantha, Tseng, Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis, Zack, Elena, Rude, Rufus like Lauren's comment
Reno: WTF! Yo that is so not cool
Lauren: no it is epic shit man
Reno: wtf yo that is gonna get me in shit
Lauren: not my problem
Samantha, Tseng, Sephiroth, Genesis, Zack like Lauren's comment
Sephiroth: priceless she told u that u were next Reno but u didn't listen
Lauren likes Sephiroth's comment
Margaret likes this video
Margaret: oh Lauren this is hilarious
Lauren, Samantha, Tseng like Margaret's comment
Reno: MOM! Don't encourage her
Margaret: too late just did
Lauren likes Margaret's comment
Zack: that was so funny
Angeal: agreed
Reno: fuck u all
Margaret: u watch your mouth young man
Lauren, Samantha, Tseng, Sephiroth, Genesis, Zack, Angeal, Elena, Rude, Rufus like Margaret's comment
~End Facebook Comments~
Reno walked by Lauren's office and glared in at her. "I fucking hate you so much right now yo," Reno growled before leaving.
"You can come out of hiding anytime Sephiroth unless you like being on your knees in front of me, personally I don't mind." Lauren purred to her lover who was hiding under her desk.
"Much as I would love to play I was only down there so that he would have his say without fearing me killing him. That was priceless though I must admit," Sephiroth said grinning down at Lauren.
"Thank you kindly, I love how his mother got in on the comments for it. She really showed him where her loyalties lie," Lauren said grinning as a yell was heard from Reno. She had also posted a link to the video on Shinra's company website, by now many people had viewed it and were laughing at his expense.
