How Facebook Destroyed My Life

Chapter 2 – Reno

Taco Bell Dog

"Morning Sammy, how was your weekend?" Lauren asked walking into the Turks headquarters smiling softly at her best friend and supposed boss.

"Heya it was okay didn't really do anything too exciting." Samantha replied turning on hr computer.

"Oh hey you should check out the video I posted to my wall this morning before leaving for work. You'll die laughing while somebody else dies a slow humiliating death on Facebook." Lauren grinned heading into her office.

~Begin Facebook Comments~

Reno was tagged in a video posted by Lauren

Tseng: wow you really have too much time on your hands Lauren

Lauren: no I don't not my fault everyone one was not answering their phones this weekend

Rude: oh wow Lauren nice editing job it actually looks like he ran over the Taco Bell dog

Lauren likes Rude's comment

Lauren: that was the point Rude, lol

Elena likes this video

Elena: oh my GOD! I just died

Lauren: Rude go save ur girlfriend

Tseng likes Lauren's comment

Rude likes Lauren's comment

Samantha: oh dear god I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard awesome job Lauren

Lauren likes Samantha's comment

Lauren: yes I shall rule the world with laughter and randomly edited videos

Samantha, Tseng, Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis, Zack, Elena, Rude, Rufus like Lauren's comment

Reno: WTF! Yo that is so not cool

Lauren: no it is epic shit man

Reno: wtf yo that is gonna get me in shit

Lauren: not my problem

Samantha, Tseng, Sephiroth, Genesis, Zack like Lauren's comment

Sephiroth: priceless she told u that u were next Reno but u didn't listen

Lauren likes Sephiroth's comment

Margaret likes this video

Margaret: oh Lauren this is hilarious

Lauren, Samantha, Tseng like Margaret's comment

Reno: MOM! Don't encourage her

Margaret: too late just did

Lauren likes Margaret's comment

Zack: that was so funny

Angeal: agreed

Reno: fuck u all

Margaret: u watch your mouth young man

Lauren, Samantha, Tseng, Sephiroth, Genesis, Zack, Angeal, Elena, Rude, Rufus like Margaret's comment

~End Facebook Comments~

Reno walked by Lauren's office and glared in at her. "I fucking hate you so much right now yo," Reno growled before leaving.

"You can come out of hiding anytime Sephiroth unless you like being on your knees in front of me, personally I don't mind." Lauren purred to her lover who was hiding under her desk.

"Much as I would love to play I was only down there so that he would have his say without fearing me killing him. That was priceless though I must admit," Sephiroth said grinning down at Lauren.

"Thank you kindly, I love how his mother got in on the comments for it. She really showed him where her loyalties lie," Lauren said grinning as a yell was heard from Reno. She had also posted a link to the video on Shinra's company website, by now many people had viewed it and were laughing at his expense.