Britz-Oyy it's another one.
Disclaimer-I own nothing.
Summery-Do I really have to give one cause I feel all sleepy, besides if you read the first one you should know the basic deal thing, and if you haven't read the first one I wouldn't worry to much the so-called 'plot' only really started near the end.
MEGA-MURDER-MYSTERY-MORPHS #2
(Scene- Lets recap shall we? Tobias is on the floor with a knife stuck through him and Jake is out cold)
Erek-*Who has used his hologram to make himself a Sherlock Holmes out-fit while still in robot form* Now lets recap shall we? When the lights went out we heard a woman's scream, a slap, a thud and a bunch of moans, then when the lights came back on Tobias was dead and Jake is out cold. Can anyone explain themselves hmmm?
Rachel-I can explain.
*long pause*
Erek-Well why don't you then?
Rachel-Well when the lights went out *whole thing does that blur thing they always do on TV when they make a memory thing happen*
Marco-Oh shit I've been slipped acid again
Erek-Shut the fuck up, the memorys about to start
*In the memory Marco and Jake use the dark to grab hold of Rachels (ahem ahem) 'hinney' Rachel grabs Marco hand and twists it till he screams like a girl..*
Marco-*interrupting the memory* Hey I did not scream like a girl, it was more of a high pitched male grunt I swear.
David-Bull shit
Marco-*whining so hard he sounds like Fran off 'The Nanny'* But it waaaaaaassssss *Hicups* A-HAaaa.
Rachel-Anyhow *restarts memory-in it she continues by slapping Jake so hard he gets knocked out and falls with a thud!*And thats what happened.
Cassie-Is that so? *go's over to where Jake is now waking up and kicks him in the stomach* Ass-hole
Erek-But that dosn't explain the moans
*David and Peace Ofass look at each other in a very nervous way and both say at the same time*-must have been Tobias yeah, yep, definatly.
Jake-*Who has finally gotten up* Well I reckon it must have been David, he's the most logical one
Erek-Ha HA! Don't be so sure for every one in this room has a motive for killing Tobias!
Marco-Really?
Erek-Yes
Rachel-Nah your'e shitting us, I mean EVERYBODY?
Erek-Everybody.
Peace-Well what are the chances of that?
Erek-Will you shut the fuck up!! Part of this next bit actually makes sense!!!
David-Part of it's gonna make SENSE, now youv'e got to be shitting us
Erek-NO, you see Tobias and Cassie were having an affair!
Rachel and Jake-They were WHAT!?!?
Erek-Bah-humbug (Yes thats right Bah-humbug) If one of you had found out about it then you would have a perfectly valid reason for killing Tobias, so how do we know you didn't know what they knew or if you knew while they thought you didn't know but you did know but they thought they knew you didn't know but since you did know it was known to you that they thought they knew that you didn't know that...Oh shit Iv'e gone cross-eyed
*Everyone stares blankly at Erek*
Rachel-Umm but if all that happened wouldn't it make more sense for me to kill Cassie and not Tobias? *She is immedently struck by lightning for exposing such a huge and blatingly obvious plot-hole*
Erek-No, no it would not.
Marco-So what about Cassie?
Erek-Well she tried to break it off with Tobias
Marco-Ooh do tell
Erek-He flew into a rage and threated to tell Jake about their affair *turns to Cassie* so you tried to take the easy way out *points at her* Didn't you! DIDN'T YOU!!!
Cassie-*calm* no
Erek-Prove it
Cassie-*still calm* I can't
Erek-Well...Umm...Al-ight, next we come to Marrr-co
Marco-Don't say my name like that, besides why would I do it?
Erek-Why indeed Marrr-co let me refresh your memory *Does that whole memory*
*in the memory Marco is walking down the street when a bird shits on his head he looks up and sees Tobias flying past so he screams "YOUR DEAD TOBIAS!!! I'LL KILL YOU MAN!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!" And continues walking. Memory ends*
Marco-Bull, you just made that up didn't you?
Erek-No I didn't.
Marco-As if, you about to start laughing aren't you?
Erek-*trying to suppress laughter* No I'm not *changing subject* and as for Ax.....Well I don't know lets just throw something together with forbidden love for Rachel and beliving Tobias was in the way of their love, every one okay with that
*everyone nods except for Rachel who has been dealing with the fasion emergency of how her hair is filled with static since she recovered from being struck by lightning*
David-So I'm guessing we'll go with the whole'Animorphs turned me into a rat schnick' for my and Peace's motive?
Erek-Yeah alright, But you see I have already deducted who the killer was!
All-*Gasp*
Erek-Yes indeedy *begins pacing* after many a deduction
Marco-How many a deduction?
Erek-Three hundred and eighty four
Cassie-Bull, how could you deduct so much in such a short time?
Erek-Well I'm a computer aren't I? Besides might as well move the story along as quickly as possible.
Cassie-Okay then who's the killer?
Erek-*turns to them* The killer is none other than...
*To be continued*
Britz-Ooh Aah, Have you worked it out? Pretty damn mysterious hey? Since I now know what LOL stands for why don't you tell me what ROTFL stands for? And while your at it why not LMFAO too, also, as well? Remember to review y'all or I am just gonna snap Mmm'kay? What's yellow and dangerous? Why am I writing more questions? and if the suspense from the ending isn't driving you nuts then how about this What has four legs and one arm? Review and I'll tell you.
*To be continued*
