"Meredith can I see the book now, please," Izzie pleaded setting down her tray on the table. Before Izzie's whining could get louder, and annoy the entire cafeteria, Meredith resigned and handed Izzie the book.

"Dude, seriously it is a freaking book. She has been talking about it all day. If you do it anymore I'm not staying," Alex said, though he contradicted his statement by sitting in a chair.

"Whoa, Evil Spawn, what's got your panties in a twist," Christina asked sitting down across the table from him.

"Nothing Yang," Alex muttered eating his food.

"Oh Christina, can I guess what your sign is?" Without waiting for an answer Izzie flipped to the back of the book where there was a quiz to guess a person's sign. "Hmm, I think you are Aries."

"Why?" Christina asked pretending to be interested. With Izzie it didn't matter if you were interested or not, she would tell you any way, but asking would get to the point faster.

"Well you fit the profile, for Aries says 'this makes you a loud, overconfident, aggressive thug with way too many Y chromosomes and a will of titanium-clad granite,'" Izzie said reading the first page of the Aires section.

Alex snorted into his food. "Sounds like they hit the nail on the head. And about the Y chromosomes, I bet you have more than Bambi," Alex told Christina with a smirk.

"Don't say that about George," Izzie scolded before delving back into the book. "You like to be punctual, check. 'Pathologically, addictively competitive', check. For you sex is an extreme sport but you don't do relationships well," Izzie read from the book, never reading a full paragraph just skimming. "You invented the term 'road rage,' you have to win, and you live in a mess."

"You say those things like they are bad," Christina said, quirking up one eyebrow at the bubbly blonde. Despite herself, Christina was interested and could not find any fault in what the book said. "I like to think of them as my better qualities."

"It does sound like you," Meredith conceded with a smile, maybe the book wasn't too bad. It was entertaining to be sure.

"So are you really an Aries?" Izzie asked. It would be so weird if Christina actually fit Aries and was one too.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: And there is where this ends. Part of it is because I don't want to take liberties with the character's birthdays. The other part is because I am evil and it is my way of leaving you with a cliffhanger (albeit a bad one and one that will never be resolved).

Ideas about how to portray characters, what signs you think people are, and which characters should be done is welcome.

I would like feedback on this because it isn't how I normally write.