Paparazzi Spies
Title: Paparazzi Spies
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: We're the Paparazzi Spies and we're here to share stories about the sightings and private lives of the people of the One Piece World! [Chapter 2: Why the hell does Boa Hancock have a giant portrait of Straw Hat Luffy on her palace!?]
Chapter 2: Boa Hancock's Palace Portrait
"My name is Rocky," A tall blonde haired man greeted Blade. He wore a cloak as well as a bird mask, concealing his face completely. "I was told that you were going to be my partner from now on?" He offered a handshake.
"The name's Blade," Blade introduced herself and accepted the handshake. "Do we have a mission?"
"Yeah," Rocky nodded.
"Wow, I just joined yesterday and I already get a mission!" Blade exclaimed. "Guess Paparazzi Spies are constantly busy, huh?"
Rocky chuckled. "We can't slack off if we want to get the news before everyone else,"
"So what's our mission?" Blade asked.
"There's been rumors that the Shichibukai Boa Hancock has a giant portrait of Monkey D. Luffy on her palace," Rocky informed. "We need to infiltrate Amazon Lily to see if it is true. The ship is ready," He started to walk to the shore and ended up tripping.
"Are you alright?"
"Yeah," Rocky held up a piece sign.
Rocky had tripped multiple times before they had gotten to the ship. Blade had stopped asking if he was alright after the third time. A small ship was at the dock and they started to set sail. A few minutes later, Rocky lit his cigarette…the flame enveloping his shoulder. "Rocky!" Blade dumped a bucket of water on him.
"Ah, thanks," Rocky chuckled. "Sometimes I set my shoulder on fire when lighting my cigarette,"
"You're just a big klutz, aren't you?" Blade sighed.
"I'm not clumsy!"
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"I can't go any closer than this," Rocky stopped the ship.
"Why not?" Blade asked.
"Amazon Lily," Rocky pointed out. "No men are allowed or we'll be killed and I very much want to stay alive,"
"Hmm," Blade thought for a moment. "Let's disguise you!"
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Blade and a "woman" with lipstick, eyeshadow, a long pink dress, and high heels. The woman wore a bird mask, concealing her upper face. The women of Amazon Lily immediately were alert. "Who are you?"
"I am Blade," Blade introduced. "This is my sister, Roca,"
"Hello," Rocky/Roca forced himself to speak in a high voice. "I'm Roca,"
"What business do you have here?" They demanded.
"We're from Paparazzi Spies and we're here to interview Boa Hancock," Blade said. "We heard that there was a giant portrait of Monkey D. Luffy on her palace?"
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"Are you two the women who wish to see me?" Boa asked.
"Yes," Blade nodded.
"Speak," Boa ordered.
"We heard that there was a giant portrait of Monkey D. Luffy on your palace," Blade said. "We'd like to interview you about it,"
Boa's eyes narrowed. "You're not thinking of stealing my Luffy, right!?"
"O-Of course not!" Roca waved her arms frantically. However, the motion caused the watermelon in her shirts to fall out.
The women of Amazon Lily gasped. "A man!?"
'Oh crap! Oh crap!' Rocky thought. He decided to continue the act and sighed. "You are wrong, I am not a man!"
"Why the hell would you put watermelons in your shirt!?"
"Because…" Rocky forced himself to create tears. "I am flat-chested unlike you women! I feel so embarrassed! My secret is out!"
A few of the Amazon Lily women patted Rocky's shoulder and back. "It's alright. There's nothing wrong with you. You're a beautiful woman like all of us,"
Rocky tried his best to not blush but he ended up having pink dust his cheeks. 'It worked!'
"However I am the most beautiful woman in the world!" Boa declared.
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Boa Hancock has a giant portrait of Monkey D. Luffy!?
On April 14, XXXX Paparazzi Spies Rocky and Blade sailed out to Amazon Lily, somehow making it there on the same day despite being miles away. They met up with the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock and interviewed her. This is how the interview went.
"Why do you have a palace-size poster of Monkey D. Luffy hanging on the wall of your palace?" Blade asked.
"I don't have a palace-size poster of Luffy!" Boa denied.
"But we're staring at it right now," Rocky said.
"I have a hundred palace-size posters of Luffy!"
"…Oh…So why do you have a hundred of them?" Blade questioned.
"Because Luffy and I are going to be married!" Boa shouted. "YOU HEAR THAT!? ANY WOMEN WHO TOUCHES MY LUFFY WILL BE TORTURED IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAYS POSSIBLE BEFORE SUFFERING A BRUTAL MURDER AT MY HANDS!"
"Hancock give back the Den-Den Mushi!" Blade tried to take the snail back but was overpowered. "Rocky—I mean Roca! Don't just stand there! Help me!"
"You do realize that we could edit out some parts when we actually type out the news article, right?" Rocky asked. "I mean, we're just recording for reference. We'll type the actual article later on,"
There you have it folks! There actually is a portrait of Straw Hat Luffy on her palace. But remember, do not try to steal Luffy's heart. Hancock will kill you.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK MY LUFFY'S NAME WITHOUT HONORIFICS!?"
"Why the hell is Boa Hancock still a Shichibukai!?" Akainu demanded, glaring at the Gorosei. "She literally admitted that she wants to marry Straw Hat!"
"But she's still so beautiful and cute," The Gorosei said, staring at the photos of Boa Hancock. They were even drooling over her!
Akainu face palmed himself. "I'm surrounded by idiots…"
I'm pretty sure you all know who Rocky is. I tried to stop myself, but he ended up in the story.
Can someone give me a prompt with Doflamingo? Remember, this is BEFORE his downfall.
