(A/N: Due to my busy school work, I have a Wii and Viva PiƱata for the 360, I will try to work on the fan fics during the weekends and when I have school off. I will also try to update these things monthly. Sorry that I can't do it sooner.)

Disclaimer. I do not own Sam, Max or the Teen Titans. The fan fic you are about to read is based on characters created and owned by Dc and Steve Purcell.

Chapter 2

The Part that comes after the first one

The Freelance duo finally arrived at Time Square as the alien girl crashed into the street and arised from the crater she made from the impact. She stared at the frightened residents and started speaking in her native tongue.

"What kind of alien do you think it is?" Max asked.

"It appears to be some short of short tempered orange skin female alien with tiny eyebrows who has come to vandalize our city," Sam said "Its either that or we're being attacked by some kind of angry teenage girl who has eaten one too many."

"Should we senselessly beat her up, chop off her scalp and use it as a hat?" Max asked as he was getting hungry for carnage and malevolence.

"Can't think of a reason not to," Sam answered.

The alien was smashing the arm locks against a building and order to get them off. She then heard the words "Booga! Booga!" She turned around to see that Max was about to pounce on her and sink his teeth in her just like a wolf. She smashed the arm locks on to Max's skull thus making him flat as a pancake. He then wobbled over to Sam, who said,

"It's a good thing you have that metal plate in your skull, little buddy,"

"Come closer so I can knaw your toes off," Max said in an annoyed voice.

The alien noticed that the arm locks were a bit dented. She then thought that smashing them onto the twisted rabbit's head several more time might free her arms. She started to charge right to Max when a boomerang-ish weapon hit her in the head yet she wasn't hurt or affected. She turned around to see Robin standing on the sidewalk.

"Who are you?" Robin said in a demanding voice.

Starfire did not answer as she kicked Sam and Max's car straight toward him. Robin dodged by using a grappling hook on the top end of the electric Coca cola sign. He zipped right to it just in time before the car hit him. He grabbed on to the sign and pulled himself up onto it. Sam pulled Max by his head and feet, thus returning him to his normal shape.

"I don't think we're dealing with any old alien, Max," Sam said.

"She must be a female Chuck Norris from an alternate dimension," Max said as he rubbed the top of his head.

"I bet she's so strong, she can make fire burn," Sam commented.

(A/N: That line came from my math group when they were making Chuck Norris jokes. I've been having a serious case of writer's block when making this and now I have some kind of stomach virus. I'm not in a writing mode so I'll just post this up and work on my Earthworm Jim and Naruto crossover some more when I'm in a writing mode and if the co-writer isn't so busy.)