"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid it'll take about a week to fix the piping in this unit."
"A week?"
"Er, yeah. You'll have to find somewhere else to stay for the time being."
"..."
"..."
"Are you saying there aren't any other open units available to me?"
"Er, no. Sorry."
"..."
"But, hey, don't worry. You won't have to pay for the week you won't be here!"
"..."
"Yeah, we're... We're terribly sorry about this, uh... ma'am?
"..."
"... No... Wait... Sir?"
"..."
"Ma'am? No, wait, sir, I think... actually, wait... Ma'am?"
"..."
"Actually, you know what? Sir. Yeah. Sir."
"..."
"... Ma'am?"
