HERe'S ChatPER TOO. I ThINk I HADDD to ManY BEANS. WHen i wrotE dis Chatper.

Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING IN THIS CHATPER! sue me


HUUUUUUUU

HUUWAAAAAAAAAA

Chimichangas.

Mmm.

Chimichangas.

CHIMICHANGAS

My weenus

it's still

burning

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WILL THIS FLAME EVER EXTINGUISH?!

"No."

I fripped around.

There was an man

standing

...there.

And he spoke "words" to me.

What is this?

"Ma'am, your weenus... it's hot."

I'm not a woman.

"May I... take a picture of it?

I have to think about that.

What are the consequences?


Consequences:

1. He gets a picture of my hot weenus.

2. He shares the picture with his friends.

3. It gets snapchatted.

4. My mother sees it.


No.

I cannot

allow

this

I grab a bacon

and throw it at the man.

He catches it in his mouth.

"HURAAMOP."

Frip.

I failed.

FRIP IT.

The bacon that I just threw... that was actually my scorched weenus.

Now wut?


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