HERe'S ChatPER TOO. I ThINk I HADDD to ManY BEANS. WHen i wrotE dis Chatper.
Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING IN THIS CHATPER! sue me
HUUUUUUUU
HUUWAAAAAAAAAA
Chimichangas.
Mmm.
Chimichangas.
CHIMICHANGAS
My weenus
it's still
burning
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WILL THIS FLAME EVER EXTINGUISH?!
"No."
I fripped around.
There was an man
standing
...there.
And he spoke "words" to me.
What is this?
"Ma'am, your weenus... it's hot."
I'm not a woman.
"May I... take a picture of it?
I have to think about that.
What are the consequences?
Consequences:
1. He gets a picture of my hot weenus.
2. He shares the picture with his friends.
3. It gets snapchatted.
4. My mother sees it.
No.
I cannot
allow
this
I grab a bacon
and throw it at the man.
He catches it in his mouth.
"HURAAMOP."
Frip.
I failed.
FRIP IT.
The bacon that I just threw... that was actually my scorched weenus.
Now wut?
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