Chapter 2: Return of Beast Girl

"Beast Boy?" a voice called. Snoring, Beast Boy turned to his side. Raven sighed. Pulling out her hand from underneath her cloak, she jabbed Beast Boy's face.

"Wha-" said Beast Boy, getting up. Raven smiled and smacked his cheeks lightly, avoiding the drool.

"Hey Beast Boy. Wake up." Beast Boy stretched and morphed into a kitten. Leaping into her awaiting arms, he mewed and purred. While walking to the lounge, she raised her hand and stroked Beast Boy's delicate fur.

"Good morning, Raven!" cheered Starfire, who was making her 'traditional breakfast.' Beside her was Kittono, cooking tofu and making soymilk for Beast Boy. Wow, Beast Boy's got a personal chef, she thought. Beast Boy rubbed his head against her thigh and bounded onto his seat.

"And here you go Beast Boy!" said Kittono with an affable smile. He placed Beast Boy's breakfast in front of him, clearly trying to make Beast Boy get a good whiff of slightly burned tofu with a cupcake drawn on it with oyster sauce and freshly brewed soymilk. Licking his lips, Beast Boy began to chow down on his neatly made breakfast.

"Aww c'mon! HOW COME BEAST BOY GETS HIS OWN CHEF?" asked Cyborg, waving and pointing at Kittono histrionically.

"Because," said Robin, "both of them enjoy the presence of tofu. It may appall you and me, Cyborg, but to Beast Boy, it's a satisfying meal."

"Gee, does that mean you enjoy Starfire's meals?" Robin stayed silent, but looked at the sanguine Tameranian princess.

"Robin! I am making glorgmar! The best dish in Tamarania! Do you wish to join me on eating this magnificent meal?" Looking at Cyborg, Robin silently pleaded for help. Much to Robin's demise, Cyborg refused.

"Yes Star, Robin would love to taste your good cooking." said Cyborg. Robin turned white with fear, but the gullible Tameranian brightened.

"How joyous! I shall relish this day!" Kittono looked at the pale leader and shook his head. Walking to Starfire's two awaiting bowls, he took the one labeled Robin and sniffed the contents, only to make his face turn green. Quickly, Kittono dumped in various spices without anyone noticing and left.

"Ugh, now I know what he meant..." coughed Kittono, trying to rid the putrid scent. Raven looked at him curiously, until her eyes fell to Starfire's two bowls.

"Robin! Here is your glorgmar! I wish for your enjoyment!" said Starfire, putting Robin's bowl in front of him. Robin looked at the purple tentacled slop and gulped. He picked up his spoon, scooped up the purple mush, and looked at Starfire, who was beaming at him. Everyone became silent, even Beast Boy, who was finished with his breakfast. They all watched as Robin put the spoon in his mouth...and smiled.

"Hey, this is DELICIOUS Starfire!" said Robin. Everyone except for Kittono and Starfire gaped.

"WHAT?" they all yelled in unison. Cyborg snatched a spoon, and took a bite of the glorgmar. His eyes widened.

"HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD!" he shouted and began to eat it.

"Hey, that's mine!" yelled Robin and started to gobble up the remaining contents before Cyborg could eat it. Everyone but Starfire sweat-dropped. Then, Raven walked over to the toaster and inserted a waffle. *Ding!* She grabbed the warm and crispy chocolate chip waffle and began to munch on it, watching the two boys brawl over the glorgmar.

"What the fuck are those guys doing?" asked Beast Girl. Everyone froze and turned slowly. A moment of silence passed until Starfire squealed. Then, everyone but Raven and Starfire screamed like bloody murder.

"Beast Girl? What are you doing here? I thought...you...weren't you...but...uh-" Beast Girl slapped her hand against Beast Boy's mouth, muting him.

"Raven, please explain this to those fish-eyed idiots," said Beast Girl, nudging to Cyborg and Robin whose mouths and eyes were wide open. Raven looked at the others, nervously.

"Yes, I brought Beast Girl back from Nevermore."

"Nevermore?" asked Beast Boy.

"The place with colored Ravens. Only now, there were both Ravens and Beast Girls." Beast boy looked around, completely clueless until it hit his mind.

"Oh right! The place where happy, timid, and brave Raven were!"

"Yes, the place where you and Cyborg invaded."

"Hey, I'm sorry, ok?"

"Nah don't be. It's alright."

"Does that mean I can go back?"

"No. Nevermore will you go."

"Ha. Very funny." Then, Starfire screamed in horror.