Angel: quick AN!! Ya I didn't plan on making this into a chapter story! But by popular demand, it now is! But this will just be for stress relief and yada yada yada! Long story short: this won't be updated as fast as the others!
Order of guests so far in order of reviews: Kyo, Meki, Ulti, Autumn, Rhea and Grey
Angel: Enough of meh blabber! Onto the crazyness!!
(insert separation line)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled some random director person that was still running from glowing animals. "STOP IT ANGEL!! NEW SHOW!"
"Wha?" Angel said as she paused the game she was playing. "O SMUCK!! RIGHT!!" jumps up to the middle of the stage with a mic. "ARMY!! STOP!! HEEL!!" the glowing army stopped and retreated to their cages. "Just do the freaking intro random person!"
"(gumbles) And were on in 3…2...1!"
"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE 2ND ANNUAL GX MYSTERY DATING GAME!! AND IM YOUR HOST!! ANGEL!! This weeks guest is: drum roll please!" a drum rolls by. "-.- Heather!" she looks at back stage and sees someone with headphones on. "God (Censored) she's listening to the Jigglypuff song that she downloaded again! Least she won't break things like this! Anyways! Here's our second guest!" a stool appears in the middle of the stage and someone falls down from the ceiling. He looks like Super saiyan Trunks (think Dragon Ball Z) but with black hair. His left eye is blood red and his right eye is golden. He has white skin. He's wearing a full black saiyan under suit, black and white saiyan armor with red straps. He has scars on left and right cheeks and a large scar on left arm. "Crimson Musashi! Or just Crimson!"
"Ya" said the ever enthusiastic audience. A flamethrower appearing in front of the audience. "WHAAHOOOOO!! YA! RIGHT ON!!"
"So, how do you like being on the show Crimson?!"
"Why did I fall out of the ceiling?" he asked, sounding a little annoyed.
"Why not?!" he then grabbed Angels collar and looked her straight in the eye.
"I. Don't. like. Falling. Out. Of. Ceilings." he said oddly calm. He let go of Angel and she backed away road runner style.
"Ok scary man!" Angel said still backing away.
"ONTO THE SHOW!!" Crimson said oddly cheerful now and grinning like a crazy person.
"…you look like Trunks, and act like Vageta and Goku? Dude, are you PMSing?! I just hope you don't have Chichi's temper! Good god! I'm scared to go on but meh! Now for the guests!" she pulled out a remote and a wall falls down from the ceiling, blocking off half of the stage. 3 screams could be heard.
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!" shouted one of them.
"I DON'T KNOW!! BUT THAT ROOM WAS SCARY!!" said another one.
"I'M NEVER GOING BACK THERE!!" said the third.
"WHAT KINDA THINGS DO YOU DO TO YOUR DATING PICKS?!" Crimson asked.
"Do you really want me to answer that?" Angel asked.
"…Not really" he said shrinking to a Chibi size.
"That is most wise! Now, question time!" Crimson pulled out a card.
"What is your weight?" he asked.
"WHAT?!" all three people asked.
"What the..? ANGEL!! Did you switch my cards?!"
"Do you really-"
"YES!!" his hand then started to glow and fired something at Angel.
"WAH!!" she ducked under the glowing ball of death. "PLEASE REFRIAN FROM KILLING THE AUTHOR/HOST!!"
"Okie dokie!" Crimson chirped.
"-.- seriously: WHAT THE (Censored)?!"
"I'm hungry!" Crimson then went to the kitchen. Pots and pan could be heard hitting the ground. And a turkey/chicken running from something could also be heard.
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"(burp) that was a good turkey/chicken!" Crimson said patting his stomach. "Now I'm ready to go on!"
"O.O THAT WAS THE NASTEST THING I EVER SAW!!" Angel said as she ran from the bathroom. Sounds of throwing up could be heard. She came back a minute later. "Last time I invite a saiyan! Get on to the (censored) questions! And why is there a freaking table with Chinese food next to your stool!?"
"ahehehehehe!" Crimson laughed nervously while rubbing the back of his head and taking a bit outta some Chinese food. "First question: What do you look for in a guy that you would consider to make a good boyfriend?"
"A sweet guy that could make me laugh!" the first girl said.
"THEY GOTTA BE HOT!!" the other two girls said. They must have had hearts for eyes by this point.
"What is your favorite card and why?" Crimson asked again.
"Cyber Tutu. Cause she's awesome!" said the first girl.
"Winged Kuriboh cause he's fluffy!!" the other two said, still with heart eyes.
"If you could have one wish what would it be and why?"
"Uh, to be the greatest duelist ever! Uh I guess to impress someone…(insert blush)" first girl.
"TO DATE ORLANDO BLOWN!! CAUSE HE'S HOT!!" the other two girls said, their heart eyes growing.
"Ok! Onto the challenge!" Crimson said throwing away his cards in a random direction. "That's right, right Angel?" he looked at Angel. Angel had hearts for eyes and a small nose bleed. "NOT YOU TOO?!"
"Is it my fault that he's so freaking hot?!" Angel asked her heart eyes all but forgotten. "So, your challenges Crimson?"
"Ok! Um, for the first girl…I want you to read the final Harry Potter book as fast as you can! Girl number two…I want you to do a flipping dive into a pool. As for girl number 3….make me a turkey!" Angel face vaulted.
"YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY!?"
"Yup! And I have one more challenge! I want all three girls to have a three way duel!"
"That's against the rules!!"
"Like I care! Do it!"
"Cut to a commercial before I kill something!"
Jaden: It's your turn, Jesse!
Jesse: Your move, Jaden.
Jaden: No, you go.
Jesse: No, YOU go.
Jaden: You go!
Jesse: You go!
Jaden: You go!
Jesse: You go!
Alexis: Why aren't they going?
Bastion: They can't figure out who should make the first move.
Alexis: Haven't they flipped a coin?
Bastion: No.
Alexis: Why not?
Bastion: They couldn't decide who should flip it!
Jaden: You go!
Jesse: You go!
Jaden: You go!
Jesse: You go!
"O.o WHAT THE SMUCK WAS THAT?!" Angel shouted
"An ad for Yu-Gi-Oh I found!" Heather said from backstage. "It's just edited to be advertise the GX version instead!"
"So, you just made me advertise for GX, while doing something GX related?!"
"yup!" she said looking proud.
"Sempai….remind me to kill you! Ok! And we're back! So: lets' she how the girls faired with their challenges!"
"I finished the book in 8 minutes flat!" the first girl said.
"HOLY!!" Crimson said falling back on his stool.
"I'm dizzy from all of those flips!" said the second girl.
"I made your turkey!" said the third girl.
"NOT AGAIN!!" Angel shouted as she ran to the bathroom while Crimson started to eat the bird.
"(burp) that was some good eatin'!" he said patting his stomach. Angel walked back in.
"Stop eating while I'm in the room!" she shouted. "And lets see who won the 3 way duel!"
"I did!!" shouted girl number one.
"SHE CHEATED!!" the others girls shouted.
"DID NOT!!"
"DID TOO!!"
"DID NOT!!"
"DID TOO!! RAWR!!" the two girls then jumped and tackled the other girl. Which resulted in a 3 way cat fight.
"O.o you planned that, didn't you?" Angel asked glaring at Crimson who was eating more Chinese. "I'm totally gonna kill something!"
"Just not me!" Crimson said, eating more Chinese.
"Anyways! Time to pick your date!" the whole wall went up at once to revel-
"Alexis! Mindy, and Jasmine!?" Crimson cried out.
"So, Crimson, who do you choose?" Angel asked. He looked back and forth between all three girls for a few moments.
"Can I have all of them?" he asked. Angel face faulted. "I'll take that as a yes! Come here girls!" he opened up his arms and the girls all went to him and hugged him.
"What are you!?" Angel asked shooting up. "A smucking pimp?!"
"Nope!" he then transformed into his Super Saiyan form and took off his Saiyan armor and rip off the top part of his under suit to revel a very muscular chest which causes the girls to go all bright red in the face and grabs him tightly. "Just a hot Saiyan!"
"O.o I hate my job! What else can go wrong!?" just then Heather came out and was chasing a Jigglypuff with ear plugs in her ears. Ani was chasing squirrels around all over the place. The flamethrower that was used to threaten the audience was now flaming everything in its path.
"COME BACK HERE MEKI!!" Ulti shouted as he chased Meki around the studio in his Solar Mode. He starts to kill her and then eats her. "M...tastes like chicken..."
"DON'T EAT MEH FRIENDS!!" Angel said jumping up and hitting him on the back of the head and Meki popped out of his mouth. "Bad Ut-Ut!" she then walked back to the middle of the stage. "And that's our show! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR GX MYSTERY DATING GAME! Don't let meh crazy friends kill you on the way out!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnddddddd-CUT!!" yelled the random director person. "Thank god that nothing happened to me this tim-" Ulti ate him, still in Solar Mode.
"UT-UT!!" Angel shouted.
"What?!" he shouted back. "You said not to eat your friends! This was just some random guy!"
"….Touché!"
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CHOMP!!
"ULTI!! DON'T EAT MY ADS!!" Angel shouted.
"But I'm hungry!!" he whined. Angel then started to head bang on a wall.
"O Ulti!" Crimson shouted. Ulti looked at him, Crimson then knocked him out by hitting him in the back of the head.
