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Why did we choose Raxicoricofallipatorious? Isn't it obvious? The name is so much fun!
*this chap written by CircleDaybreaker! enjoy!
"So, planets and history and stuff. We're doing what we usually do. Anyone have anything in mind? No, of course you don't, what do you know about planets and history and stuff? No offense. Meaning the opposite, of course…" he trailed off, swiveling the TARDIS screen to get a better look. His brow creased as it does when he thinks. (So basically, all the time.)
"All right, Doctor. If you're so sure of our incompetence, why don't youjust pick a place?" Amy suggested, a sarcastic smirk on her face.
He was silent a moment, staring at the screen. "Well, all right then, if you insist." He ran around the console, pushing buttons and pulling levers, until he got to the main lever that started the TARDIS. They all hung on to something as the TARDIS jerked into the time vortex.
"Wait, what? Doctor, you never actuallychoose where we go, you always ask us first," Rory pointed out, "You know, you give us those ridiculous examples like the lost moon of Poosh or Clom or something. Where, exactly, are you taking us now? You're not making another house call, are you?" he said warily.
"No, no, not a house call. Not a house call at all. Did you notice how that rhymed? Yes, impressive, I know. But no, Rory, not another house call. This," he paused for dramatic effect (what? He does that a lot) and gave them that mischievous sidelong look, "is a planet call."
(Cue credits and theme music! oh and that annoying and unnecessary Amy history thingy.)
"Wait, Doctor, what exactly do you mean by 'Planet call'?" Amy followed him as he pushed controls.
"Yeah, I thought you said you didn't normally do that kind of stuff." Rory added.
"Well, you want planets, it's a planet, and you want stuff, I give you stuff. That's two out of three! I think I'm extra impressive today. Well, who am I kidding, I'm impressive every day."
"Doctor," Amy sighed, "can you please just tell us where we're going? And why?" he looked at them for a moment. "I've received another distress call. This one is from a planet that's under attack." He swiveled the TARDIS screen so they could see. "When a planet is under attack, they send a distress call on a wavelength that is only used by that planet. The TARDIS picked that signal up and I locked onto it.
"That doesn't make sense. It's just a bunch of numbers!" Rory pointed towards the screen, quite exasperated.
"Oh, of course it does! You're just not reading it right." The Doctor pulled the screen back towards himself. "It clearly states 'Help, under attack. Enemy unknown. Immediate assistance required.'"
"Well…how do you know what planet that is?"
"Listen Rory, listen. I already told you that answer."
"What, that every planet has it's own wavelength? So you just recognize every single planets different wavelength?"
"Basically, yes," he smiled at Rory.
"So, can we just cut to the chase? What's this planet called?" Amy had to grab onto the railing as the TARDIS landed.
He smiled and walked to the door, opening it. "Ponds, welcome to Raxacoricofallipatorious"
********Dramatic music showing a destroyed city***********lol
He was about to step outside when the door shut, sending him flying backwards, and the TARDIS sent itself back into the untempered schism.
The Doctor quickly pulled himself up by the TARDIS screen, eyes wide. Then he rolled them and calmly continued to do the normal random buttons and levers.
"Doctor." Amy pulled herself up slowly, "Doctor, what's going on?"
"Oh, nothing to worry about, nothing at all Pond, just an old friend of mine."
Amy and Rory exchanged a confused look, then were knocked down again as the TARDIS landed. The Doctor ran over to the door and flung it open, again. "Welcome back, Ponds, to Raxicoriofallipatorious."
"Now, follow me Ponds, don't want to get lost. This is a war zone after all. And I know you'll most likely not listen but please don't wander off." He took a few steps and then looked back at the bewildered faces of the couple. "Well? Let's not keep the Raxacoricofallipatorians waiting."
The Ponds exchanged another look, and Rory spoke up. "Uh, Doctor, aren't….aren't you going to explain what just happened?"
"Nope! Now stop dillydallying and hurry up! I've got places to go, people to see, and an awful lot of running to do. And I have to make sure you two are safe and out of the way first. Ah! Here we are!" he stopped in front of a large ship not too far from the TARDIS. Taking out his sonic screwdriver, he scanned the ship then flipped the sonic open to read the results.
"Mhm. Just as I suspected. Why am I always right? No, no need to answer that, I already know."
"Okay, Doctor, you are going to tell us what's going on and you are going to tell us now," Amy stalked towards him, glaring.
"Okay, well, I came to this planet to save it from being attacked," he looked around at the empty sky and deserted city. "I'm a bit late, but I can still help. But I cannotdo even that if I have to worry about you two wondering around. Now, I'm programing this ship to take you back home," He pointed the sonic at it. "Good thing about it is that it's got a vortex manipulator built in. Don't know how he fixed it, again, but I'll talk to him about that later. Now, go on, get in. Just look for a big green button that says go and that's most likely the start button. If not…well, you'll figure it out. Goodbye now, I'll see you in awhile, don't wait up."
"Doctor, we're not leaving and you know that." Amy said bullheadedly.
"Yeah, you should probably expect that from us by now," Rory smiled from beside her.
"Yes, you are. Because if you don't-" he was cut off from a loud explosion behind them. He unsheathed his sonic screwdriver and took off in the direction of the sound, Amy and Rory hot on his heels. When they reached the outskirts of town, they saw something that made Amy and Rory stop in they're tracks.
Daleks!
The Doctor kept running though, because of course he had already known.
"Doctor!" Amy yelled, chasing him again. After only a moment's hesitation Rory followed. The Doctor stopped right out of view, and only because he saw a man in the path of the Daleks.
Amy gasped, "Doctor. Doctor what is that (A/N ridiculously sexy)man doing? He'll be killed!"
"That's the idea, yes…" the Doctor mumbled, watching intently.
"Doctor, did you know that the Daleks were here?"
"Yes," he didn't meet her eyes.
"But you told us that the planet was under attack from an unknown enemy."
Now he did meet her eyes. "Rule number one: The Doctor lies."
Their attention was turned back to the man when he pulled out a small gun and shouted, "Hey! Daleks!"
The red Dalek turned to him. "Exterminate!" A blue laser shot from its arm(?).The man's skeleton was illuminated and he fell to the floor, dead. Amy gasped and looked away, Rory took her in his arms. The Doctor waited until the Daleks rolled out of sight before running up to the man. He took out his sonic, scanned his vitals, then kneeled and shook him by the shoulders. The man, shot up, gasping for air.
Amy gaped at him. Her mouth opened and closed a few times before any sound came out. "Doctor…did you just…bring him back to life?"
"No! of course not, don't be so silly. That's impossible! He wasn't even dead, he was only dead in the political sense. All though that would be very cool if I had. What a party trick!"
"The man with the sonic screwdriver," he smiled up at him, "you're the Doctor?"
"The one and only. Oh wait, that's not true anymore, is it? There are three of me. Mind you I do believe I'm the most attractive of the lot but that's just personal opinion…anyway, getting yourself killed on purpose again? Come on, you can do better than that."
"Well, it worked last time. Why take a chance when I've got something foolproof? And by the way, how many times have you got to change your face? I mean, there was nothing wrong with it before."
"Ha, ha. Aren't you quite the jester? Alright, enough of the small talk," he pulled Jack to his feet. "Jack? Rory, Amy. Amy? Rory? Jack." He turned back to Jack. "I need you to take them to your ship. I've programmed it to take them home. Once they've left, meet me at the main government building.
With that, the Doctor turned and ran in the direction the Daleks went.
"Rule number two: never listen to the Doctor," Amy mumbled under her breath.
TADA! My first Doctor Who fic. What did u think? Please review and tell me how u though i did at portraying th 11th doctor!
