Chuck walked into the penthouse and walked into the kitchen. Cortlynne was sitting on one of the swivel chairs with her little pug on her lap, dragging a pink brush through the fine hair. She looked up. "Hey."

He tossed his head and went to the refrigerator. Bart had stocked the thing with lots of healthy food, hoping that Chuck would have Blair over to spend the night. Bart wanted that little baby, his grandson or granddaughter to be so healthy, it wasn't even funny. Chuck grabbed a banana and a spoonful of peanut butter and headed up the steps with his snack and his thoughts. He left his phone on the counter and when he reached his room he threw himself on the bed.

Audrey Renee…my baby girl. I should probably tell my dad about my baby. Chuck thought about Audrey and then finally about Blair. Blair…so beautiful. God, I wish she could be mine.

Chuck threw the banana peel in the trash can by his bed and then stuck the spoon his mouth. He plundered down the stairs and then looked around. Serena was sitting on the couch with her white phone in one hand goggling at the picture.

"S, whatcha got there?" he leaned over her. His words came out sloppily with the spoon still in his mouth. Serena smiled and showed Chuck the picture of his little girl.

"Audrey." She spoke softly. "You did good, brother."

Chuck grinned and snatched the phone. "Poor thing, you got a blurry picture of her."

He ran to the kitchen and threw his spoon on the counter. Cortlynne could get it. He grabbed his phone and ran to the couch. He jumped over it and opened up his pictures. He found the best picture of little Audrey and showed Serena.

"I can't believe you got a baby!" she whined. "I want to buy one at the store!"

Chuck chuckled and leaned back against the couch. "I know. I can't believe I have a baby. Audrey Renee. Did Blair tell you I named her?"

Serena nodded, "Yeah. And I'm sure Blair loved the idea of having a daughter named Audrey."

"I did too, S. Audrey. So formal and beautiful." Chuck said.

~xoxo~

Eleanor walked into the room. "I'm here, darling!"

Blair looked up from her phone and smiled at her mother. "Hello, mother."

Eleanor smiled, "How's little Audrey?"

"How did you know her name?" Blair asked.

"Mister Chuck." Eleanor grinned. She held up a bag with two fingers. "And I think it's perfect. Audrey Renee my little baby!"

Blair raised an eyebrow, "What have you got, mom?" Eleanor handed Blair the bag and Blair opened it up. She found a small pink onesie with the white lettering Audrey Renee: Perfect Baby. Blair found another onesie. It was plain-no words with purple stripes over a mint green coloring. Next came a small rainbow colored tutu and a pair of white footed tights. There was also a pair of tan UGG booties. Another onesie, with the writing: 100% Adorable! Some soft pink socks, and other numerous babies clothing. Blair grinned widely, "You really didn't have to do this, mother! I've got zillions of clothes back home!"

"None like these! Finally, a name for the little monster and now I've got personalized baby clothing!"

Audrey gurgled from her crib. Blair sighed and picked her daughter up. She had fed her before, and it hurt just the slightest bit. She fed Audrey and cuddled the baby girl. Audrey was only twelve hours old. She liked the food.

~xoxo~

The next day, Bart woke up bright and early. He quickly dressed in a white jacket and black slacks. He pulled on his dress shoes and then grabbed his credit card and a piece of white paper with the logo "Beggers can't be Choosers" in bright pink letters. It was one of Lily's numerous attempts to have a nice family who was tidy and neat. He quickly wrote in his chicken scratch:

Went shopping. I'll be back soon. Text me if you go to the hospital. –Bart B.

He threw the note in his son's bedroom and then straightened his jacket. He took his phone out and turned it on. He texted Chuck as well, knowing that his son would probably check his phone first.

Went shopping. Txt me if u go 2 hospital. I want 2 cum w/ u –Bart B.

He grabbed a five dollar bill, and when he got to the lobby he bought a cup of coffee from the table. He threw the five dollars in the coffee can and walked out the lobby, onto the brisk sidewalk. It was only 7:00, but New York City was bustling.

Bart walked to the lovely baby store that was close to the apartment building. It was three stories tall and absolutely all baby and baby momma stuff. Bart opened the doors for himself and a highly pregnant woman who had a toddler attached to her leg.

Bart cringed. Toddlers were his least favorite, and Bart was sure that whenever Audrey, his granddaughter hit that age, both Blair and Chuck would turn the little girl over to the maids. Of course, he could be wrong. Blair had been all for raising the kid alone. Bart thought it was crazy, and he was pretty sure that Chuck did too. It was unheard of! Raising a child in New York without the help of a maid!

Bart walked into the store and found that it was bright yellow and cheery with lots of baby clothes. Bart had a lot to spend on his new granddaughter and he was excited to do it. Audrey was going to have the best wardrobe that a new born baby could have. Not to mention when the little girl would grow up; she would be envied by her peers because her hair would be perfect, and she would have the newest unreleased OPI nail polish, and the newest fashions.

Bart took his mind off his "future" thoughts of his newborn granddaughter and started to shop.

He found himself going crazy with the clothes.

Everyone had always claimed that it was more fun to shop for a girl, and Bart, who knew not a thing about fashion, found it to be true. Girls just had more options for everything. Names, clothes, hair, etc.

Bart found a white skirt and pant set with a green shirt with white flowers everywhere on it. He stuffed it in his cart and then went on to the skirts. He grabbed a purple one, a blue and white striped one, a puffy green one, and a plum purple one with green dots on it. He then moved on to the hair accessories.

Chuck had showed Bart a picture of Audrey, and Bart knew she had hair. He found some headbands for Audrey and a couple of pain-free barrette hair holders.

Bart picked up some shoes. A cute little miniature pair of light blue Adidas slip-ons, a pair of purple UGG boots, a pair of red UGG boots, a pair of light blue UGG boots, a pair of white slipper shoes with pink and green argyle, a pair of black tap shoes, a pair of green flip flops, a pair of white and blue polka dot socks and finally a pair of light brown moccasins.

Bart moved from the shoes to the shirts. He got Audrey a light mint shirt with the words Daddy's Little Princess on it, a blue shirt with purple polka dots on it, a long sleeved orange shirt with the words Peace, Love, & Mommy, a plain black long sleeved shirt, a yellow shirt with an orange animated sun wearing black sunglasses, a light blue shirt with white strips, a purple shirt with a little polar bear who was saying I'm so cool, Ice Cubes Cry, a brown shirt, a little purple dress, and numerous other things.

And finally, Bart moved onto the onesies and sleepers. He found himself mesmerized by the little sleepers. He found purple two piece sleeper with the green lettering Catnap and a cat underneath snoring, he grabbed a couple onesies, and numerous other sleepers.

He paid for the items, satisfied by his sense of grandfatherly love and checked his phone with his bags snug on his wrist.

Going 2 hospital 'round 10. Visiting hours strt 4 u n b's friends then. I can go in anytime but I'll wait 4 u. –Chuck

Alright. Coming home. Got some things for Aud. –Bart B.

Ok. It's only 8, so I'm going to grab some bibs & pacifiers and crap. –Chuck

Whatever floats your boat. –Bart B.

Bart smiled and then walked up the street, ready to get the things into the house. He was so ready to meet her. Audrey Renee, his brand new baby granddaughter.

She was bound to be a beaut, with Blair and Chuck's mixture, she was going to be perfect.

~xoxo~

Audrey whined as the nurse took her from Blair.

"Thank you." Blair said hoarsely.

The nurse smiled, "You have a beautiful daughter, Ms. Waldorf."

Blair smiled at the nurse. "Thank you."

The nurse whisked the baby girl away and Blair leaned back against the bed. She was tired. So tired from birthing, she was still healing, and then Audrey. Audrey needed fed about every two hours and it was exhausting and kind of painful. It had been excruciating at first, with Audrey sucking on her breasts, but now they kind of just stung.

Roughly an hour later, Audrey was brought back in by the same nurse. She was changed and in a new blanket. It was still pink but this time with the words Little Miracle in bold lettering. Blair quickly took the little girl in her arms and snuggled with her. Audrey was truly a miracle. Sure, she was Chuck Bass', but Audrey Renee Bass was beautiful. Chuck Bass' daughter.

Blair snorted at the thought of this little girl, being the product of Chuck's. She was gorgeous.

It didn't surprise her at all. Chuck was attractive, but Audrey was the product of Blair Waldorf, queen B and the stoner, Chuck Bass. It was bound to be an adventure, and Blair was sure of it.

Audrey was soon fed and then she was put into a crib next to Blair's bed. Blair spent a half an hour staring at Audrey and then soon found herself very tired and sore.

She went to sleep.

Blair silently walked across the floor downstairs of her penthouse. It was night. The curtains were down and the TV was blasting an old episode of the latest drama show-GOSSIP GIRL!

The tiny blond came on the TV and smiled brightly.

"Good evening, and welcome to GOSSIP GIRL! Where GG gets the scoop on the Upper East Sider's and their daily life. I'm Trisha McKenzie, and I'm currently helping GG get the scoop. To you, GG!"

The screen changed from the small blond to a different girl. She was beautiful and had this angelically golden hair that was curled nicely. She was wearing a purple dress, from Bloomingdale's and she looked gorgeous without any makeup. She grinned at the camera.

"Hello, I'm Ginger Goppe. I'm GG, and I'm getting the scoop." The angle changed and she turned to face it. "Today, I've got two very important people here!" she paused for a dramatic moment. "Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass!"

The audience clapped and the camera turned to face Blair. She had two blankets over her chest and she was trying to smile, but was obviously in some sort of panic mode-her stomach was enlarged a bit and showed off a small bump. Chuck was sitting on the chair with a little girl hanging on his foot and then a little boy on top of his shoulders screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Blair, it's been a while since we've seen you out of you and Chuck's apartment." Ginger smiled fakely. "And I can see why."

Blair smiled shyly. "Uh yes. Well, as you can see, my daughter Audrey over there just started kindergarten, my son Derek is starting preschool soon, and my newborn twins, Erick and Fiona are still on the boobs. And Mr. Chuck keeps knocking me up with another one!"

Ginger chuckled. "Well they're all gorgeous. So, I can see you're doing the alphabet?"

"Yes." Chuck nodded, "We decided when Audrey was born, we wanted to have an ABC thing going on. Now we're going for all the letters! We've got our A-Audrey, B is Blair, C is me, D is Derek, E is Erick, and F is Fiona. Next one will be Gregory if a boy and Gemma if a girl."

Blair looked at her husband and said through gritted teeth, "Honey, I thought we discussed George if a boy and Gillian if a girl."

"No," Chuck laughed nervously, "babe, we decided Greg if a boy and Gemma if a girl."

Blair rolled her eyes. "Yeah, because whatever you say goes! I'm the one who's pregnant AGAIN!"

"It's not my fault you keep spreading your legs!"

"Well, it's not my fault you forgot the condom, you idiot!"

Ginger smiled at the camera. "Wow, I didn't know we were in for so much juicy drama!"

"Make it my fault, Blair. Like you always do," Chuck screamed. "because I'm the idiot who actually likes kids."

"It's not about the kids! It's about the fact that you don't even know what names we discussed for our G!"

"I remembered A, D, E, and F! And I'm gonna let you win this one, B, because I KNOW that it's Gemma or Greg!"

"It's George or Gillian!"

"GEMMA OR GREG!"

"GEORGE OR GILLIAN!"

Blair woke up sweaty and looked over at Audrey. She was still a baby. Audrey was awake now, because of Blair's waking start. Blair picked up Audrey and held her close to her.

"Oh, Audrey..." Blair was in tears now.

~xoxo~

Chuck sighed as he leaned up against the counter of the baby store. He'd bought his daughter a bunch of personalized things. The girl was trying to ask him out. She was hugely pregnant, and not very attractive.

"So, I'm almost done with this…pregnancy thing." She twirled the end of her ugly flamingo pink died hair.

"Uh-huh." Chuck yawned.

She smiled, "And, it's not my baby. It's my friend, Clara's. She can't be pregnant, so I offered to carry her kid around for nine months and then I'll be done."

Chuck smiled, "Yeah. My girlfriend just gave birth to my daughter." Chuck tried stretching the words out so that flamingo hair would get the hint.

She didn't. "That's cool. She must be adorable, giving as your such a catch."

"Yeah, she's perfect. And I was just thinking about proposing to my girlfriend, since we have a baby together."

The girl frowned, "You don't have to get married to her just because you knocked her up."

"I know." Chuck insisted. "But I'm kind of in love with her."

"Oh-well if it doesn't work ou-"

Chuck cut her off. "Oh, sorry I think I just felt my phone vibrate. Can I get my receipt, I've gotta get to the hospital anyways."

Chuck grabbed the bags and snatched the receipt from her witch's fingers. He walked briskly out the door and pulled his phone out.

Ready 2 go. I'll meet u there.. –Chuck

Alright, son –Bart B.

Chuck threw his phone back in his pocket and then went back to his former task, getting to the hospital. He grabbed a taxi, not having the energy to call his limo. He'd probably be spending a long time with Blair today. She and Audrey would probably have nonstop visitors today.

When he got to the hospital he got back to Blair's room easily without anyone trying to hold the new father back from his daughter and his daughter's mother. He knocked on the door of Blair's room and he got a hoarse 'come in' from the inside.

He pushed the door in.

Blair was sitting on the hospital bed with a blanket over her chest and Audrey's feet sticking out from it.

Chuck gulped. "Oh, uh, do you want me to uh, go while you do that?"

Blair giggled, she looked tired. "No. You've already seen me naked. I could care less if a pervert saw me at this moment. Namely you, as the pervert, but whatever. I'm tired, cold, and ready to get me and Audrey out of here."

"Bart's coming to see you."

Blair laughed, "Figured. He needs to see little Audrey before she grows up and abandons him."

Blair stopped looking at Chuck and looked down at the blanket. She pushed it down with her free hand and unlatched baby Audrey from her breast. She pulled her shirt up and then put Audrey up upright. She softly patted Audrey's back and burped her.

Audrey spit up on Blair's gown and Blair giggled. "Audrey can't hold her food."

Chuck handed her a towel and she wiped it off.

When she was done with Audrey she stepped off of the bed.

"Did you bring stuff?" Blair asked as she noticed the bag that Chuck had in his hand.

Chuck nodded, "I did." He sat on the bed and opened it. "I brought some personalized stuff and some onesies, some bibs, some pacifiers, blankets, booties, and other crap that I thought she had to have."

Blair grinned. "I love shopping for the girl."

"It's fun." Chuck agreed. "What are you doing?"

"Dressing her."

"In what?"

Blair laughed, "Well, I don't know. I was gonna let you pick out an outfit for her."

Chuck sprang from the bed. He walked over to where Blair was standing. Blair shifted Audrey in her arms. "Audrey's clothes are in that suitcase. Everything fits her perfectly," Blair paused and laughed, "trust me, me and Audi had a fashion show."

He kneeled down and rooted through Audrey's miniature salon. He found a light yellow onesie and a yellow headband. He grabbed a pair of brown UGG boots and walked over to the bed. Blair followed Chuck and placed her daughter on the bed. She unwrapped the pink blanket that was from Audrey's birth. Once it was unwrapped, Chuck saw his daughter for the first time naked. It was just like a little Blair except no boobs and absolutely unattractive. Not that Audrey wasn't adorable-it was just she was a naked baby. His naked baby.

Blair dressed Audrey in the outfit and then handed her over to Chuck.

"Chuck, I've got to pee. Can you watch her?"

Chuck shrugged. "Sure." He cradled little Audrey in his arms and started doing baby faces.

Blair left to the bathroom and Chuck took up the opportunity to talk to Audrey.

"Audrey, you're going to be a heartbreaker, aren't you. You'll probably break Daddy's little heart, won't you?"

Audrey gurgled.

"Well, you know, I'm not the only one who's gonna end up heartbroken. You know why, little baby?" Chuck pursed as if waiting for an answer from his infant. "You're a product of Blair and Chuck. You're gonna be daddy's little prodigy and you're gonna probably get knocked up before you're twenty. You're gonna get drunk and wasted and come home with some guy that you don't even know and tell me you love him." Chuck sighed. "See your daddy got your mommy pregnant before she went to college. Now, I wouldn't wish anything like that on you, for God's sake, little Aud, but what I'm trying to say is if you do get knocked up, I want you to tell daddy. Daddy needs to know this stuff." Audrey gurgled again and Chuck laughed. "Now, alcohol, daddy's kind of excited about. I mean we're gonna have booze at the house and I bet you're gonna be hilarious whenever you're drunk." Chuck chuckled thinking about his infant drunk. "But above all, I love you. And no matter what happens with me and Blair-I'm your daddy."

Audrey wrinkled her nose.

"Don't like the mushy stuff?" Chuck asked. He chuckled. "I guess you are Blair's baby."