Me:Well you have some personal problems but let us talk of your work life.
Lao:How so?
Me:Like your role in the game(s.
Lao:Weeeeell I thought it was a Bruce Lee sidekick audition.
Me:Do you really know kung fu.
Lao:No.
Me:You're kidding.
Lao:No.
Me:Well we have more guests. PLEASE WELCOM FIFFTY CENT!
Lao:OMG it is you!
Fiddy:Yeah it's me Fiddy Cent.
Me:Fiddy you like the Mortal Kombat franchise right?
Fiddy:Fo shizzy.
Lao:Who is your favorite character?
Fiddy:Baraka.
Lao:Oh.
Me:Oh well.
Lao:SEND HIM AWAY I CAN'T LOOK AT HIM!
Me:OK send him out. Bye Fiddy.
Fiddy:See ya. Pussy ass blade hat guy.
Lao:Who next?
Me:EMINEM!
E:Sup dawg?
Me:You are on my hit TV show Mortal Kombat interviews.
E:Cool.
Lao:What is your strongest character in ARMAGEDDON.
E:My KAW.
Me:Your what?
E:Kreate a Warrior.
Lao:YOU ASS-HOLE.
E:What you bitch?
Lao:I don't know I got caught up in the moment.
E:I understand.
Me:Now let me ask Lao a question.
Lao:UGH what?
Me:Who do you hate most?
Lao:THAT DAMN LIU KANG!
E and Me:DAMN!
Lao:LEAPIN' AROUND MAKIN' US OTHER ASIAN PEOPLE LOOK BAD!
Me to E:Dude let's split!
E:Agreed we just need to get Fiddy.
Then Lao began throwing his hat everywhere and anywhere.
Fiddy:Where you pale boys' been?
Me:RUNNIN' FROM A CRAZY ASIAN.
E:Dude let's get the hell out of here!
Me and Fiddy:Shit yes.
So we hop in Fiffty Cent's Camero and raced the fuck out.
So ends the interview of KUNG LAO.
