Sorry I haven't updated in a month. I didn't forget about this story I just wanted to make sure that the second chapter was worth the wait for you guys.

Haley started to make her way up the stairs when she was stopped by her father.

"Where do you think your going," Red asked.

Haley narrowed her eyes. "To the bathroom," she said.

"No your not," He told her. "Get your ass back outside and help with the yard sale," He ordered.

Haley made a face. "Dad I really have to go," She complained. "Besides, Laurie isn't outside helping."

"Look all I've got is your mother and Eric. To be fair they can't lift anything so that leaves you and me."

"Laurie," She said again.

Laurie walked up to them. "I don't want to hurt my back," She said with a fake smile.

Haley snorted. "You hurt your back anyways so what's the difference?"

"BURN!" Kelso said laughing.

Red looked at Kelso. "Who the hell said you can come into my home?"

"Mrs. Forman," Kelso answered.

Red sighed. "Haley, get your butt outside. Your mother's asking for a foot in her ass," He said walking off.

Laurie turned into the slut that she was at Kelso when they were alone. "Hi, Kelso," She said twirling her hair between her fingers. "I sure have missed you."

Haley made a face. "Make me gag."

"HALEY FORMAN I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN," Red yelled.

Laurie gave Haley a dirty look. "Better not upset daddy."

Haley smiled at Laurie. "That's your job," She said walking back in the kitchen where Hyde was just taking the brownies out of the oven.

"We'll have to do it another time," He said bummed out.

"I blame Eric and Laurie. I hate being the strongest Forman kid."

Hyde looked at the backyard to make sure no one was watching and gave Haley a kiss.

"OH MY GOD!" Kelso yelled in shock. "Your kissing Eric's sister!"

Haley quickly put her hand over Kelso's mouth. "Its not like you've never done it," She hissed.

"You can't tell anyone," Hyde told him. "Especially, Red."

"What are you going to give me then," Laurie asked.

"Shit," Haley muttered.

Red stalked back in the kitchen glaring at Haley. "Do you want my foot in your ass?"

"Daddy, it was my fault. I was talking to Haley," Laurie said in her little girl's voce.

"I don't give a rats ass," Red said and grabbed Haley by the arm. "Outside now," He said pushing her to the back leaving Hyde, Kelso and Laurie alone.

Hyde looked at Laurie. "Let me make this clear; you tell anyone about me and Haley your going to leave this house in a body bag."

Kelso laughed.

"That goes for you too, man." Hyde told him.

Laurie gave him a dirty look. "I'll just write it in my diary who killed me."

Hyde shrugged his shoulders. "Go ahead. I hope Red finds it because then he'll know what a whore of a daughter he has."

Laurie's face turned angry. "I'll just get me another diary!" She yelled storming out of the kitchen.

Kelso looked at Hyde. "You wouldn't kill your friend."

"Try me."

OOOOOOOO

Haley was sorting some junk out when Eric walked over to her.

"I saw that you sold the David Cassidy record," He said trying to sound hurt.

She groaned. "We both know you got me that record to piss me off."

He smiled. "True."

He frowned looking in the kitchen. "I wonder why Hyde's choking Kelso."

She shrugged her shoulders. "Who hasn't choked Kelso?"

"True."

Red walked up to them. "You humps quit standing around and work."

"We're not humps," Eric said in defense. "Even if we are that's what they do; they stand around."

Red gave him a look before walking off.

"Nice one," Haley told him.

"I thought so."

Kitty came up with a tray of drinks handing them each a cup. "How are you kids doing?"

"Mom, you've got to talk to dad. He's grumpier than usual," Haley said.

Kitty's smile fell from her face. "I'll talk to your father."

Eric held out his old football helmet. "You might need this."

"Eric, I can handle your father," Kitty said laughing. "Why do you think I've stayed married to him this long?" She said then stopped laughing.

"Mom that was just awful," Haley said stunned.

"This stays between us," Kitty said walking off.

"No wonder mom drinks," Eric said.

Haley licked her lips nervously. "Eric, I have something to tell you. Promise me you won't freak out."

"It depends. What?"

Haley saw Hyde shaking his head no…

There you have it. At least I updated right:? LOL!