Bonnie McCullough was visiting a friend of her in Forks. This friends name Bella Swan. You can guess whose girlfriend Bella was.

"What's wrong Bells?" she asked. "You've been sad since I got here?"

"Some strange guy killed Edward," said Bella. "I think he was a vampire also but he didn't sparkle like Edward."

"Dark hair blue eyes cocky attitude?" Bonnie asked.

"Yeah."

"How about I help you get revenge on him?"

"O.K."

The girls gather Edwards ashes and Bonnie brings Edward back to life. (Just pretend it can happen for the story's sake.)

Edward smirked. He had a deliously evil idea. He then pulled out his cell phone and hit a number on speed dial. You can guess who he's calling. Right?

A few days later, Damon was walking through town doing his usual Damony type things. All of a sudden he walks past two people. He does a double take. "It can't be," he said to himself. He looks around him and screams. All the people in town looked like Stefan. And there standing in the middle of it all was that sparkling freak Edward Cullen with his little girlfriend Bella Swan and Bonnie McCullough all laughing their asses off.

"I'll get you for this Cullen," he yelled raising his fist to the sky, "if it's the last thing I do?"

The End Or Is It