Me: IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S…

Random Peoples: Superman?

Me: NO, IT'S CHAPTER 2!!!!!

By: redpoet2

(They are doing a scene, when this weird Jalapeno looking ghost comes in)

Danny: Who are you suppose to be?
Jalapeno ghost: I am the Jalapeno ghost. I am looking to audition to be on this show.
Danny: You're a Jalapeno ghost? Laughs And I thought the Box Ghost was lame... What's your name?
Jalapeno ghost: The Jalapeno ghost! But you can call me Jose.
Danny: Jose what?
Jalapeno ghost: Jose the Jalapeno ghost!
Danny: Laughs
Butch walks up
Butch: What's going on? Who are you suppose to be?
Jalapeno ghost: I'm Jose, the Jalapeno ghost. I was talking to your crewman here about...
Danny: Mad Crewman? I'm the star of the show!
Jalapeno ghost: You don't look like him. Danny: What are you talking about?
Jalapeno ghost: I thought he was suppose to be taller, and more pubescent?
Danny gets madder and punches him. The Jalapeno ghost falls to the floor. Butch apooligizes to the Jalapeno ghost, and is helping him up
Danny: Commenting on the fact that he is a Jalapeno on a the floor Hey, if we do a little tap dance we have salsa!
Butch: That's terrible.
Danny: Not with the right kind of chips it's not.
Butch: Stop it! To Jose Jose, I'm sorry.
Jalapeno ghost: It's okay. I kick his $$ later.
Danny: Fuming I'll turn your $$ into guagamolie!
Butch: Stop it!
Danny: Fuming I'll stir you with a stick!
Butch: Stop it!
Danny: Singing, while making a stiring gesture This is the way we stir the guag, stir the guag, stir the guag... Ole!
Butch: Stop it! Danny leaves, still fuming
Butch: I'm sorry about him. He doesn't like being called pre-pubescent.
Jalapeno ghost: It's okay. So, anyway I was wondering if you had an opening avaiable for a new character.
Butch: Uh, I'm sorry. We don't have any openings.
Jalapeno ghost: Oh... okay.
He starts to leave, when he gets tackled by Danny. THey start fighting, and Butch just sighs, and walks the other way

Another song, but not Christmas...

(Danny and Sam are planing to sing a song)
Danny: Hey guys!
(Everyone in the facility turns and comes to Danny and Sam)
Sam: We have been rehearsing this for awhile, tell us what you think!

(Sam walks off, and Danny turns ghost, and places a white mask on his face)

Danny Phantom: (With music in the background)
I am your angel. Come to me angel of music! Who's in the house? Who is that in there? I am your angel of music! Come to me Angel of music! Christine! Angel!

(Giant fanfare starts, and Sam appears wearing a black flowing dress.)

Sam:
In sleep he sang to me,In dreams he came,
That voice which calls to me,And speaks my name.
And do I dream again? For now I find.
The Phantom of the Opera is there-Inside my mind.

Danny Phantom:
Sing once again with me, our strange duet,
My power over you, grows stronger yet.
And though you turn from me, to glance behind.
The Phantom of the Opera is there -inside your mind.

Sam:
Those who have seen your face,
Draw back in fear.
I am the mask you wear.

Danny Phantom:
It's me they hear.

Both:
You're/my spirit and my/you're voice in one combined.
The Phantom of the Opera is there inside my/your mind.

(in the background, other voices)
He's there,the Phantom of the Opera . . .
Beware the Phantom of the Opera . . .

Danny Phantom:
In all your fantasies,you always knew that man and mystery . . .

Sam:
...Were both in you.

Both:
And in this labyrinth, where night is blind,
the Phantom of the Opera is there/here inside your/my mind . . .

Danny Phantom:
Sing, my Angel of Music!

Sam:
He's there,
the Phantom of the Opera...

(She starts singing very high)
Danny Phantom: Sing!
(She continues to sing high and long)
Danny Phantom: Sing for me!
(She continues, getting higher and higher)
Danny Phantom: Sing my angel of music!
(She continues, getting higher and higher)
Danny Phantom: SING FOR ME!
(She ends on an incredibly high note as she "screams". The turn to face their audience, who all have their eyes wide open, and their jaws dropped.)

Danny: Did you like it?

(They all stand there in awe, not moving a muscle)

Sam: Is that a yes?

(Butch is still struggeling to pry them apart, but no luck)
Butch: I don't get it. This crowbar always works! (To Danny) What did you do?
Danny: (Stops kissing Sam) Industrial Strenght Super Glue. Without the solvent, it's permanent!
Sam: And the solvent won't come for another 2 weeks!
Butch: AH! CURSE YOU POSTAL GOD! I CURSE THE DAY YOU INVENTED SNAIL MAIL!
(He wals off the set fuming, and Danny and Sam look at eachother)
Danny: What's his problem?
Sam: I don't know. Oh well...
(They began kissing again)

(Sam, Tucker, and Danny are real mad about Nick canceling DP)

Sam: This is an outrage!

Tucker: They can't do this to us!

Danny: We've been cheated!

Tucker and Sam: Cheated!

Sam: We've been Dupped!

Danny and Tucker: Dupped!

Tucker: We've been smekledorfed!

Danny: That's not even a word and I agree with you!

It's an outtake, and a crossing the lines!

Butch has invited everyone over for Thanksgiving

Butch: Dig in everyone, theres turkey, and mash potatoes, cranberry sauce, brocili chese casserole, rolls, and for dessert Pumkin Pie!

(Everyone drools. There is an uproar, and puts food on thier plates. Halfway through the meal Butch clinks his glass, and quiets everyone down.)

Butch: Now before we continue eating our dinner...

Danny: (To Tucker) Here we go...

Butch: ... I would like to go around the table and ask what everybody is thankful for...

(Everyone groans)

Butch: I'll start. I'm thankful for my friends and family, and this great meal.

Frostbite: I'm thankful for this wonderful meal.

Box Ghost: Boxes! (Everone laughs)

Ember: I'm thankful for Butch. He's the greatest. He gave me a wonderful singing voice! (Butch Blushes)

Dark Danny: I'm thankful for pie. (Everyone laughs) Jazz: I'm thankful for my friends and family.

Daniele: I'm thankful no one spontatiously combusted today. (Everyone laughs)

Sam: I'm thankful for pie, Butch, my friends, family, and the color black!

Danny: I'm thankful for everything. (Everyone awws)

Tucker: Well, I'm thankful for pie, Butch, friends, family, this meal, and Penquins! (Everyone bursts out laughing) What? Penguins rock!

Exert from King Tuck

Butch: Action!
Paulina: GHost boy! Save us!
Danny: I can't... too powerfull...
Sam: Okay, now we're doomed.

GIR pops out of nowhere
GIR: I'm going to sing the doom song. Doom doom do doom de doom! Doom Doom Do de do doom! Butch: CUT! How the hell did he get in here. I thought we gave security his picture.
Cameraman: He must have slipped past security.
Butch: Get him out of here. He is ruining the scene.

Crew chase after GIR, while Butch sits in his chari, with his hands on his face
Butch: (To himself) I want to go home.
GIR: pops up by his face I want to be a mongoose.

Butch: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! That is is! grabs GIR Why do you keep bothering me? What do you want?

GIR: Tacos. I need Tacos. I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes.

Butch: sighs

Mystery Meat

Sam:
Gee Danny, fighting meat monsters, flying through walls, you must be exhausted!
Danny: What?! Of course not... what would... give you that idea...
(Danny passes out, as they fall to the ground. They tumble roll. Sam and Tucker look down at Danny, as he turns back to normal)
Butch: Cut! Print! Great fall Danny... Danny?
(He looks at Danny, who is still unconscious. Butch tries to wake him up, when someone walks up to Butch)
Crew Member: Butch! Someone put sleeping pills in coffee pot...
(Butch looks at the crew guy, turns to Sam and Tucker, then everyone on set collapses.)

Sam and Tucker: Freakshow!
Freakshow: In the anemic flesh. How's tricks? Had a nice few months while I was... Rotting in jail because of you?!
(Freakshow gets blasted back by Danny's ghost energy)
Danny: Actually yeah, I've been working on my aim!
(Freakshow blasts the fence behind Danny. It comes alive, and traps Danny)
Freakshow: And so have I... Say hello to the Reality Gauntlet.
Danny: (Struggling) Hello!
Butch: CUT!
Danny: What? He said "Say hello to the Reality Gauntlet!" I thought it was a good ad lib.
Butch: Well, you thought wrong!
Freakshow: Actaully, I agree. That ad lib is quite funny.
(Butch sighs, grabs the gauntlet from Freakshow, puts it on, enters the combination, and it starts glowing blue)
Butch: (Talking slow, and moving his hand w/ the gauntlet) The ad lib Danny did was terrible, and you will never question my script dialogue again!
Danny. Sam, Tucker, and Freakshow: The ad lib Danny did was terrible, and we will never question you script dialogue again!

Take 1
Butch: Action!
Danny: I'm... I'm... uh, line?
Butch: (Slaps head) CUT! (walks over to Danny) Danny, it's the easiest line in the entire series: I'm Going Ghost!
Danny: You are?
Butch: No, not me. That's the line!
Danny: Oh, why didn't you just say so...
(Butch slaps his forhead)

Take 13
Butch: Action
Danny: I'm going to become ghostly!
Butch: CUT! Danny it's not going to become ghostly. It's Going ghost!
Danny: But I said that once, didn't eye?
Butch: In one episode, when you lost your memory. (To Himself) Maybe we shouldn't have given him his memory back.

Take 312
Butch: (Grabing on to Danny's shirt) For God's sake... the line is "I'm Going Ghost!"
Danny: I'm going ghost?
Butch: Yes! That's it!
(Walks over to chair)
Butch: Action!
Danny: I'm going ghost!
Butch: Yes! Please tell me there was film in the camera?
Cameraman: I would, but I'd be lying.
Butch: What! There was no film in the camera!
Cameraman: There wasn't any film since take 200.
Butch: Then why didn't you say anything!
Cameraman: I thought you we're enjoying it.
Butch: Enjoying it. Enjoying it? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Butch pulls out his hair, and runs out of the room screaming)
Danny: Is that a rap?

(Danny and Sam are kissing)
Butch: That's it!
(HE grabs the brick, and throws it at them. It misses Sam, but hits Danny on the head. HE stops kissing Sam, looks dazed, and starts swaying. He falls to the ground. The rest of the cast/crew run after Butch with Angry Mob supplies. Sam, who stays behinde, tries to wake Danny)
Sam: Danny?
Danny: (Waking up) What hit me?
Sam: A brick.
Danny: What?!
(She helps hm up to his feet)
Sam: Well, you know how Butch threatened to hit us with a brick if we ever kissed again? Well, looks like he wasn't joking.
Danny: Where is he now?
Sam: Judging by how fast he was running: Canada.

Memory Blank

Butch: Action!
Danny: I'm a ghost? IS this cool?
Sam: Oh, it's very cool.
Jack: (Upstairs) Hey! What are you kids doing down there!
Sam: Oh man. Your Dad. You've got to change back to normal!
Danny: Change back? How?
Sam: I don't know, you just think about it, or something.
(Jack comes down the stairs, and sees Danny and Sam kissing. Except they don't stop. Tucker, Jack, Butch, and the rest of the cast our staring at them in awe)
Tucker: (anoyed) Get a room!

Butch: Crocker, the other people have been complaining, and I need you to stop freaking out and yelling "Fairies".
Crocker: But you created me. I can't stop!
Butch: You know you're right. I created you, which means...
-Runs over to storyboard, and rips a picture of Crocker. Cocker screams and dissappears. Butch runs over to the DP and FOP cast.-
Butch: -yells- It's done!
All: -yells- YAY!
Timmy: Conga!
-Danny grabs Timmy, and so forth untill both cast have created a long Conga line. Butch grabs the last spot, and they conga around the room. –

Butch: Action!
Danny: I'm going ghost! goes ghost
He starts fighting ghost when a demension hole is ripped open, and Omi jumps out of it wearing the Golden Tiger Claws
Butch: CUT! Who are you?
Omi: This isn't the Xiaolin Temple?
Danny: No.
Omi: Opps. My Good.
Danny: Bad. You mean Bad.
Omi: That too! He lifts the golden tiger clwas Golden Tiger Claws!
He rips the air, and a demension hole appears. He jumps into it, and disapperas
Butch: rubbing his head I so don't have time for this.

Fanning the Flames

Danny: This is just like Romeo and Juliet. Except I'm the one on the balcony, and I can understand everything we're saying.
(Instead of going on with the scene, Sam starts quoting Shakespheare)
Sam: Oh Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou Romeo. Deny thy father, and refuse thy name. Or if thou will not, bu but sworn my love, and I will no longer be a Capulet.
Danny: Uh... Butch?
Butch: Sam? Why did you just quote Shakespheare?
Sam: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face. O, be some other name belonging to a man. What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.
Butch: What?
Sam: So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title. Romeo, doff thy name; and for thy name which is no part of thee, take all myself.
Danny: Butch, I'm scared.
Butch:Sam! Snap out of it! (Slaps her across the face)
Sam: What happened?
Danny: You were quoting Shakespheare.
Sam: I was? Was I any good?
Butch: You were quoting Romeo and Juliet.
Sam: Oh, well thanks for slaping me to my senses.
Danny: At least it was Romeo and Juliet, and not Macbeth.
Sam: Double, Double, Toil and Trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Butch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Butch Faints. Sam continues quoting Shakespheare. Danny gets a kick out of it, and is now making requests)
Danny: Julius Ceaser.
Sam: E Tu, Brute?
Danny: Hamelet.
Sam: To be or not to be, that is the question!
Danny: It certainly is. It most certainly is.

Fanning the Flames

Butch: Action!
Jack: (in the fento stockades) I MENT THEM!
Butch: Cut! Print! That's a wrap! Lets have lunch.
(They all leave the set. Jack is still locked in the fentom stockades)
Jack: (in the fento stockades) Hello? Anybody? I'm still stuck in here! HELP!

Mr Lancer: I order you to seast and desist!
Ember: Desist this Grandpa!
(she goes to turn the nob on her guitar, when an amp explodes on stage)
Ember: AHHHHH! FIRE!
Butch: CUT! Ember, sweetie, Your afraid of fire? Your hair is fire!
Ember: My hair's on fire! Ahhhhh! Put it out! Put it out!
(Butch sighs and slaps his head)

Danny: I don't get it! This Ember McKlain comes out of nowhere, and suddenly she's the biggest thing since MP3's! It's so...
Sam: Weird?
Butch: CUT! Sam, the line is 'infuriating that mindless pre-packaged bublebum is preventing true musical artists from being heard'!
Sam: But it's so long. Why can't I just say weird!
Butch: Because... I don't know, just say your line!
Sam: No!
(Butch sighs)

Freakshow: Cross over, to the dark side!
George Lucus: CUT!
Butch: Hey, what are you doing here, this is a closed set.
George Lucus: He can't say dark side! I didn't get paid for royalties! You can't use it!
Butch: What? I send you the check 3 weeks ago!
(Lucus and Butch start arqueing)
Freakshow: (to the rest of the cast) Coffee break anyone?
(Lucus and Butch start wrestling. Chairs and desks start flying left and right)
Danny: Right behind you!

By: DanSandwichBoy

Episode Name: The Ultimate Enemy
Caption Title: Operation: Z.E.R.O. - Battle against Grandfather
Joey Spencer, Butch's replacement after he quit (if anybody remembers): Um, actually, Grandfather is the KND's ultimate enemy, not Danny's.
Numbuh 1: Like there's any enemy more ultimate than Grandfather? After all, it did take an entire movie to defeat the guy.
Numbuh 86: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID BOY WHO CAN'T FOLLOW ORDERS!!!!! (Joey snickers) WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!?
Joey: I just remembered that your name is Fanny! XD

Episode Name: Double Cross My Heart and Hope to Live
Joey: (stares at title) Uhhhh... wha?
Title Writer: So sue me! I have a strange sense of humor!
Joey: Nah, I think I'll do this, instead. (fires an orange ecto-blast at the title writer's... fanny! snicker)
Butch: And, people wonder why I quit?

"Memory Blank"

Sam: Danny, once regaining his ghost powers, is going to fight Desiree during Paulina's birthday party All right, Danny... Do your thing, and remember, nobody make a wish...
Danny: Okay. I'm going ghost!
Butch: Cut! Danny, say it right!
Danny: WHAT!? I did say it right!
Butch: Exactly! And, by saying it right, you said it wrong. You're supposed to be making these mistakes, because it's all about how you don't know about them, since Desiree erased your memories.
Danny: groans, rubbing his forehead This is too confusing. If you guys need me, I'll be in my trailer. walks over to the edge of the paper; to the animator Could you draw me a trailer?
Animator: draws him a double-wide trailer
Danny: BIGGER!
Animator: erases the double-wide and draws a double-wide/double-tall trailer; Danny goes into it; animator holds his eraser up to the trailer as if about to erase the whole thing, including Danny inside
Tuck, Sam, Jazz, Jack, Maddie, and Basically Everyone Else Who Cares About Danny: gasp HEY!
Animator: Oh, well, you see, I, well, the thing is-- Aw, come on! I was just kidding!