Next chapter! The boys are in trouble for fighting again.


There are Reasons

By James Potter

Dearest Minnie,

You asked me to explain why I am always fighting with Snape. I can assure you that there are reasons. Very good reasons. First of all, he is not just a Slytherin, but a Slytherin Death Eater in training. He is so into the Dark Arts that I feel a constant need to knock the evil out of him. It is not my fault. I am a wizard of the Light.

Second of all, I do not think that Lily is safe around Snape. I've seen the way he looks at her, and it gives me the shivers. Since he refuses to stay away, I make it my duty to scare him away.

The third reason should be easy to understand. I am a Gryffindor, he is a Slytherin, and we have been rivals forever. It is not something that will end soon or easily.

Sincerely Yours,

James Potter


Why Fight?

By Severus Snape

Why Fight?

That is the question

It's too bad

There's no simple answer

I'd tell you they started it

It's nearly always true

It's not like you'll believe it

You rarely ever do

I'd say it came from Lily

I guess we're chauvinistic

But I don't think it's total truth

I'm trying to be realistic

He's hated me since first sight

And Black always agrees

Now at the sight of one another

His blood boils and my blood freeze

They think that I am evil

A nasty Slytherin

Suppose I say the same thing

And try to turn them in

I try to stop what I do not start

But I cannot comprehend

Why school and summer hold the same dread

I just can't wait for it all to end


Why Snape and Marauders do not Get Along

By Sirius Black

It is totally impossible to make us get along, whatever you try to do. We are not going to get along because we had hate at first sight. Professor McGonagall might not believe that, but she doesn't believe in hardly anything. Anyway, we had hate at first sight, and it's quite easy to see that James and Snape both love the same girl, so that won't help the situation do anything but grow. Since James is dead set on never ending this, I and the rest of the Marauders must obviously help him. Friends don't let friends get into unfriendly fights without friends helping said friends. Does that make sense? Anyway, there will be no resolving this until one of the two are either dead, expelled, or married to said girl. You may as well get used to it.