Disclaimer: for disclaimer refer back to chapter #1
Chapter #2:
" Hey Honey I'm home!" I exclaimed as I got out of my car and blurred into the Salvatore house.
" Ahh Kat it's so good to see you again." Damon said as he hugged me.
" So Dami ready to go mess with people in Wal-mart." I asked.
" Yup this is going to be so fun!" Damon exclaimed.
~They drive to wal-mart
" Hey so what should we do first?" Damon asked.
" Let's walk around and see if we see anyone you know." I said.
" Oh look there's Tyler." Damon said.
" Oh a Lockwood perfect." I said with my Damon smirk on.
" Hey Tyler I would like to introduce my cousin. Her name is Katarina and she hears voices in her head." Damon calmly said.
" Hi you can call me Kat." I then fell to the ground holding my head and look up at him and say in my creepiest calm voice which I must say has given everyone I've used it on aneurisms so I don't think its safe but oh well I don't really care. "I hear voice they're telling me to do bad things to you." I said.
" That's okay with me baby." Tyler said giving me what he thought was a sexy smile.
" No not that, they're telling me to hurt you, to kill you, and then to burn your body, after hours of endless torture." I say once again in my creepy calm voice. Tyler then proceeds to pee his pants because I scared him so much. Ahhh what no aneurism, now that's disappointing.
" Keep away from me, stay away!" Tyler says and then runs away to cry in his car and then have nightmares about me for at least a year if not more.
" Do you know any girls that are here right now?" I asked after I grabbed like 4 pregnancy tests.
" Yeah there's Caroline, Bonnie, Carole the mayor's wife, and Liz the sheriff." Damon replied before putting on his famous smirk.
" Follow me but not to close." I said and sneak a box into each of their carts. "First up Caroline." I whisper to Damon and we both put on the famous Damon smirk.
" Oh my gosh, Caroline I'm so sorry about your um problem." I said.
" Uh what problem and who the heck are you?" Caroline the dumb blond bimbo asked.
" I'm Katarina and I'm Damon's cousin and isn't that yours." I said pointing at the pregnancy test.
" Oh gosh no, I have no idea how it got there and it was nice to meet you." Caroline said before she walked off.
" That wasn't that fun." I told Damon.
" Oh I know let's go find some ketchup." Damon said.
" Sounds like a good idea lead the way." I replied with the famous Damon smirk on. So we went and found the ketchup.
" Okay so we are going to make a trail of ketchup leading to the bathrooms and then you'll leave a message for Caroline and I'll leave one for Tyler." Damon said. So we did the trail thing and in the bathroom we both mixed ketchup with water and wrote are messages on the mirrors. I wrote 'Caroline this is Katarina and if you ever want to see your Elena ever again you have to buy your clothes at Wal-Mart and wear them to school for an entire weak and then track down my ex boy toy Mike Newton and kill him and if you don't I'll kill your mother.'
" so Damon what did you write on the mirror?" I asked.
" I wrote 'Tyler this is Damon if you ever want to see your Uncle Mason again you have to admit your bi and that you often had threesomes with your Uncle Mason and his current lady friend.' What did you write?"
" I wrote 'Caroline this is Katarina and if you ever want to see your friend Elena ever again you have to buy your clothes at Wal-Mart and wear them to school for an entire weak and then track down my ex boy toy Mike Newton and kill him and if you don't I'll kill your mother.' Now all we have to do is go get them, they'll probably be very willing to come with us seeing as how I'm like a sister to the both of them." I said and then Damon and I set out to get them so we can go clubbing before heading to my wonderful home Petrova Manor. The biggest home a pureblood has ever had.
