It was a year later and the saiyan boys still hadn't done any work. Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz were hanging out and drinking wine.
"Bud." Raditz uttered.
"Wi." Vegeta followed.
"Ser." Nappa said.
"… Wow, that was well worth it. Nice one, Raditz." Vegeta scolded angrily and threw an empty bottle of wine at Raditz.
"Well it looked cool on TV!" Raditz protested. "Anyway what else are we supposed to do? We already did ten days' worth of purging."
"You know when you said 'we' … did you mean me?" Vegeta frowned.
"Hey, I helped out too!" Raditz argued. Vegeta smirked.
"That's what your mother said." He replied. Nappa sniggered.
"Shut up – huh?" Raditz blinked in confusion as he looked ahead. "… I think I'm drunk."
"Oh yeah?" Vegeta snorted. "Why?"
"'Cos I'm seeing women!" Raditz cried. Vegeta laughed.
"Yeah, you are drunk!" he cackled.
"Uh… Vegeta, I see them too." Nappa sweat dropped.
"What?" Vegeta looked up.

Sure enough there were three female saiyans standing in front of them, each of them resembling one of the boys. Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz sat there in silence for a moment, staring at the women.
"… How long have they been on the ship?" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Maybe Frieza's been keeping them to himself." Nappa shrugged.
"Don't be so stupid, Frieza's gay!" Vegeta growled and rose to his feet, standing before the most dominant looking woman. She was a about his age and had thick black hair that stuck up at the front exactly like his; it then trailed down her back and stopped midway down her spine. She was dressed like him as well except she wore a tight short skirt instead of pants. "Hey, uh…" Vegeta uttered. "How the hell did you guys get off Planet Vegeta?"
"Planet where?" the woman frowned.
"Hey Yasa, it's a boy!" the tallest woman gasped; she sounded surprisingly like Nappa, was quite well built and had no hair.
"I can see that Nanapa!" Vegeta's girl growled. Raditz sniggered.
"Figures the dumb one sounds like Nappa." he smirked. "Looks like him as well…" He looked at Nanapa. "Hey! When they were handing out looks where the hell were you?"
"How dare you!" Nanapa yelled and towered over him; she was about a foot taller than Raditz and wider than Zarbon's asshole. "We can't all be tiny, y'know!"
"Don't worry Nana-chan; I'm sure he didn't mean it." The third girl giggled. She had Raditz's hair style and a cute face; she was dressed the same as him except her armour was more feminine and didn't have shoulder pads, just one strap. "He looks so sexy… maybe we should let him get away with it." Raditz smirked at her.
"You know I'm single." He winked.
"Really?" the girl beamed.
"Raidisha!" Yasa roared. "Not now!" Raidisha sighed disappointedly. Vegeta glanced at Yasa and sniggered.
"Hey cutie, settle down." He said, touching Yasa's ass. "We won't bite you. We're not really into long-term mating ^_-" Yasa didn't say a word. She simply lowered her eyes slowly and took a moment to look at his hand.
"Uh-oh…" Raidisha and Nanapa uttered, their eyes widening and their bodies tensing a little.

"Gyaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Whoa!" Vegeta cried out as he lay buried under Yasa who had her hands clasped tightly around his throat, strangling him through the clouds of smoke that came off his body after being hit by her ki ball.
"Nanapa, Raidisha!" Yasa called. "Come and give me a hand!"
"^_^ You got it!" Raidisha beamed and ran over to help Yasa.

Meanwhile, Nappa and Raditz were stood watching the scene.
"Uh… you think we should help Vegeta out?" Nappa uttered.
"Nah." Raditz shrugged. "He brought it on himself."
"That's what Frieza said when he blew out planet…" Nappa mumbled.
"Well, we were pretty disobedient…" Raditz said. "Let's go."
"Okay." Nappa followed Raditz towards the door and they walked out of the room, leaving Vegeta to die.

Meanwhile Frieza was sitting in his hover chair trying to solve a riddle.
"Who's on first base… Who's on first, What's on second…"
"Sire," Zarbon uttered as he approached Frieza. "There are some women here to see you."
"Hm?" Frieza blinked. "I only ordered one…"
"Actually, one of them looks like you." Zarbon said.
"Well I definitely didn't order that!" Frieza growled, and sighed. "Send them in."

Right on cue in ran Frikiza, Zarba and Doria.
"What's taking so long!" Zarba demanded.
"Hm…" Frieza mused as he studied the girls. He smirked at Zarba and Frikiza. "I like those two."
"Hey!" Doria snapped. "What about me?"
"^_^ Don't worry, you're still pretty." Frikiza smiled as she hugged Doria, and then looked up to notice Frieza was staring at her. "Um… sorry, I think there's been a misunderstanding…" Frikiza blushed. "I asked to be taken to the captain of this ship."
"I am the captain." Frieza frowned. "Lord Frieza."
"But… aren't you a boy?" Frikiza blinked.
"Well I've been called many things…" Frieza replied. "But yes, that's one of them."
"Um…"
"Hm… Frikiza, this is an alternate universe right?" Zarba began. "Maybe in this universe everyone is… opposite."
"So this is you, Zarba?" Doria gasped as she looked at Zarbon.
"Well…" Zarba blushed. "He is handsome…"
"Thank you." Zarbon smirked arrogantly.
"What is going on!" Frieza growled impatiently. "Am I having a bisexual threesome with Zarbon or not! You girls charge by the hour, don't you? So hurry up!"
"What!" Zarbon protested, wide-eyed. "Sir, not with women…" he whimpered.
"You'll do what I say!" Frieza snapped and hit Zarbon hard, causing his skull to crack slightly. Frikiza gasped.
"He's so mean…"
"Just what we've been looking for, right Frikiza-sama?" Zarba grinned.
"^_^ Yeah… Okay!" Frikiza beamed and looked at Frieza. "Frieza, right? I need your help!"
"What for?" Frieza barked. "Who are you?"
"I'm… I'm you." Frikiza answered.
"…" Frieza took a moment to look at his empty wine glass. "… … Zarbon, get them out."
"Wait!" Frikiza cried, harshly slapping Zarbon's hand away.
"Ow!" Zarbon silently wept. Frikiza blushed.
"Sorry…" She looked at Frieza. "I'm you, from another universe! I really need your help! You see…" Frikiza sighed. "I have an empire. A big empire – and a lot of power." She lowered her eyes. "But… I'm kind of… nice."
"…?" Frieza stared at her blankly.
"I need you to show me how to be a ruthless bastard!" Frikiza demanded.

Frieza continued to stare at her for a moment, and then looked at Zarbon.
"… What the hell is going on!" he demanded.
"I have no idea Sire, I never speak to women!" Zarbon protested.
" _ Please…?" Frikiza begged.
"… …" Frieza moved his eyes back to Frikiza who was staring at him hopefully, her eyes gleaming.

"… A girl has her own empire!" Frieza exclaimed and burst out laughing. "You hear that Zarbon! A woman!" He continued to laugh.
"Hey… what's so funny about that?" Frikiza growled.
"You're from my race, right?" Frieza replied. "You must know that women are inferior!"
"Hmph!" Frikiza frowned. "Actually, where I come from it's the men that are overlooked!"
"Oh really, and where do you come from?" Frieza smirked. "Jerry Springer's show?"
"I told you, a parallel universe!" Frikiza argued. "I'm you! And I need you to make me more evil!"
"What's in it for me?" Frieza folded his arms.
"Um…" Frikiza's eyes darted around the room as she tried to think of something. "Oh!" She pushed Doria towards Frieza. "^_^ You can have her for a night!"
"Hey!" Doria protested. Zarba giggled.
"No thanks." Frieza mumbled. "If I wanted to be sick I'd look at the real Dodoria for more than five seconds."
"Hey… that's not very nice." Frikiza frowned.
"You meanie!" Doria sobbed, hurt.
"It's okay…" Frikiza soothed as she put her arm around Doria.
"Wow, you really are adorable aren't you?" Frieza sniggered.
"That's the problem!" Frikiza whined. "I need your help to –"

Suddenly Vegeta, Nanapa and Raidisha burst through the door.
"Alright I'm sorry! I'm sorry, okay!" Vegeta wailed, his face green. "Just don't let her sit on me again!"
"Works every time." Nanapa smirked. "How would you like to sleep on my chest next!"
"I'm gonna be sick…" Vegeta gagged. Yasa followed them into the room and smirked, folding her arms.
"I think he's learned his lesson." She stated smugly.
"There you are!" Frikiza huffed. "I wondered where you guys were."
"Lady Frikiza!" the female saiyans cried and knelt before Frikiza.
"… Women saiyans?" Frieza blinked.
"^_^' Oh…" Frikiza sweat dropped. "Sorry, they're with me." Yasa looked at Frieza, confused.
"Who…?"

Vegeta turned to Frieza.
"These women tried to kill me!" he screamed.
"Oh get over it boy, they're only women." Frieza growled. "Just threaten to kill a kitten and it'll stop them dead."
"How dare you!" Yasa roared, standing up. Nanapa gulped.
"She's really mad now…" she whimpered. Raidisha looked at Frieza.
"Good luck sitting on that face…"

Yasa ignored the girls and stormed over to Frieza, her eyes burning with rage.
"You sexist bastard!" she screamed. "How dare you say that! One more comment like that and I'll kill you!"
"O.O" Frieza sweat dropped, slightly intimidated by Yasa.
"Yasa, don't threaten him." Frikiza scolded.
"Is she always so feisty…?" Frieza mumbled.
"Usually." Frikiza sighed. "She gets offended a lot."
"Grr…" Yasa reluctantly bit her tongue.
"…" Frieza looked at Frikiza. "If you give her to me I'll help you."
"O.O But Sir!" Zarbon protested.
"What, you think I'm currency or something!" Yasa roared and slapped Frieza. Frieza smirked, not even flinching.
"Do it again, that tickled." He teased.
"Grr!" Yasa snarled, leaning into him.
"Yasa! Stop it!" Frikiza demanded.
"… -_-" Yasa reluctantly retreated. Frikiza threw herself at Frieza, grabbing onto his armour.
"Please!" she begged. "Please please pleeeeeeeease help me! These monkeys are running wild!"
"Well the clue's in the name…" Frieza mumbled. "Fine!" he sighed. "Come back here at 5am tomorrow morning! Right now I have things to do so all of you leave! Except you, Zarbon." He smirked at Yasa and wrapped his tail around her waist, playing with her hair with the tip. "And you…"

Bite!
"Ow!" Frieza screamed, grabbing his throbbing tail.
"Yasa!" Frikiza yelled.
"He deserved it!" Yasa snapped and left the room with Zarba, Doria and the female saiyans – who were giggling and smirking to themselves.
"Good move, Ya-sama!" Raidisha congratulated as they left. Frikiza looked at Frieza sheepishly.
"Uh… thanks for helping me! See you tomorrow!" She ran out of the room before he could retract the offer.
"-_- Yeah, whatever." Frieza mumbled.

Meanwhile, Vegeta was still there, looking a bit out of place.

"What?" Frieza looked at him. "Listen – Zarbon and I are going to be dirty now, so unless you want to help us clean up afterwards –"
"I'm good!" Vegeta wailed and ran out.
"Tch." Frieza uttered, still clutching his tail. "Ow… _"
"So they're all the female equivalents of us." Zarbon mumbled bitterly, feeling incredibly jealous of Yasa.
"I guess so." Frieza shrugged.

"…"
"… -_- You realise that saiyan you hit on is Vegeta." Zarbon stated.
"… Oh, Fu –"

The End!