Chapter 1: OOPS!

"Alice, wake up, I made you some cold can "juice"." Don said. As he was trying to wake Alice up, the best way as possible, she kicked him and told him to fuck off. Alice is Don's sweet good looking girlfriend. She is very active, intelligent and sometimes has very little patients with Don. She is very sneaky and very intelligent when she wants to be. There is just something's Alice and Don doesn't talk to each other about, and they should.

" Oh come, sweetheart, it's not like the day is coming to eat up with its rasher sharp teeth, like we do," Don and British voice kind of got cocky and eventually pissed Alice off, so she got up off and out of bed and appeared, like literally appeared right in front of his face very quickly.

"Don't you dare fucking tell me what the hell I can and cannot do, do you fucking understand me, you damn bastard. When I am damn well sleeping like I was on the other side of the moon, don't even dare breathe on me, you bloody bastard!" Alice was serious on what she was saying, but all he could do were just stand there and do nothing but freak out. He never saw Alice in such a bad mood before; he didn't on seeing it once more, even if it did strangle him. He knew that Alice would put him back in his place. He was not going to question that part of the situation. Especially, this morning, why this morning, Don? Well, now he knew not to piss her off anymore and wake her up from the other side of the moon as she calls it, you know?

So, instead of saying anything to her, Don went into the living room and sat his skinny white British speaking ass down. As for Alice, the last thing Don ever heard from her was their bedroom door slamming and not another peep, but from the television. Alice was fast asleep, as she would call it, she was on the other side of the moon. The question that was running through Don's mind was 'Why the other side of the moon'? That was a question nobody could figure out, but him. He knew enough about her, because she was giving him permission to figure it out and he knows a hell of a lot more than anybody else does.

Then after a couple of hours skipping through channels on the television, he didn't assume to ever watch, because that is all he ever likes to do, is make an ass out of himself. Especially, around Alice, to him it is not that hard to annoy her and mess with her, but it is definitely a challenge to piss her off and bring her back from slamming the door in her face to making out with her again. She is very complicating!

Knocking back on her door to see if Alice was awake or at least in the shower, Don was standing at the door saying, "I didn't mean to wake you up so early and I wanted to apologize again for all the things I need to you, I feel really stupid, well I guess I am not making any lunch or dinner any time soon….' Before Don could finish Alice opened the door right dead smack in Don's face.

"Looks like I will take that apology right after I hit you right dead smack in your face, here I will go get you some bandages and a couple of washcloths and the two towels, don't think I still love you, cause I do. Your mine, Don!" Alice said before leaving the room to go get some more band aids and a couple washcloths and towels. As Alice came back with two towels, washcloths and band aids, she pick Don up off the floor the best way she could and she bandaged his ass up.

"What's with all the washcloths and the two towels?"Don asked, but Alice didn't respond, but instead moved closer to their bedroom door with the two towels and looked over at Don and lifted up a finger and moved it back and forth in sign language, mean come here. "I think I am going to like this! Thank you, my wonderful angels of death!"

As Don walked into their bedroom the lights were all turned off, and there were dozens, maybe even hundreds of black cherry scented candles all around their bedroom and rose petals all across their bedroom floor and part of their master king sized bed. "Wow, did you do all of this when I was in the living room flipping channels and back and forth and bored thinking about how sexy, you look better without that robe tied around your sweet little waist of yours…" All Don could do is keep following to the bedroom and towards the bathroom. When they reached the bathroom door, Alice decided to take off her robe, and tease the fire out of Don, tell you the truth it was working. He was dying to get down there, in the tub and make love to her, anyway she wanted it. So, as she vanished right into the bathroom tub, Don was starting to run and collapse into the tub without hesitation of getting undressed. He dove in, right away and found her laying in the tub, wet, naked, horny, and very eager to get what the night came for. The passionate love they would make with each, made them both relax and realize that no one in there world's make them feel the way they were feeling at the moment.

As she was touching him and she was feeling the fire in his mouth and touch off cold smoothing hands, they exactly made a good relaxing and soothing love. She moaned for his name and he gave it in some more after all, that's what she was craving for. He stuck it in faster than before and she was moaning even faster, every breathe they both let out they both feel that it was right. There night went and down as he was riding her and then, the tub started to make them very uncomfortable and every time the seemed to go up and down, they were sinking even more deeper and drowning in their tub, when they were enjoying each other's wonderful love and passionate sexual desires. "Why don't we go to the bed?" Alice asked, still moaning and gripping Don's back and kissing his neck and holding him like there was no tomorrow. So he picked her up, as their sexual places were still attached to each other, and they finished making love to one another. He was lowering his head down to her vaginal area and making sweet love to it, and he came back up releasing a little more of his penis in side of her, and without making a decision on having a baby or not, he ejected inside of her and without her knowing it, he pulled out too late. He was not going to worry about it until the morning and then he could hear her bitch and complain about it and the shit she was going to pull.

Not this time…. He was not going to let her get away this time! The question is will she freak in the morning and get all upset on have a baby? Did she know that I ejected inside of her or was this truly crazy? All the thoughts that was going through Don's head were out of control and therefore he couldn't get any sleep, he just kept asking questions last night. What would she do, if she finds out she is pregnant? Wait, what if I don't tell her? I got to, I have to tell her, she is the one pregnant, going to be… What am I going to do?

Then morning came…..