This is hell...weird and hell for me that is. I twitch in my seat as I listen to the teacher's lecture on the history as I could feel all girls stares at me or even sneak a glance at me, blushes and giggled at their friend about how cute I am.

Ah, Right, You reader don't know. And yes, I always break the fourth wall anyway because that's how awesome I am. Anyway, Right now I'm in the Ouran...Yes, that same place where Haruhi went to learn how to be a good lawyer just like her mother was. I'm in my third year since I just transfer out from a public high school to be with Haruhi.

So right now, I feel like I'm a meat to many female wolves who just want me badly.

RING RING RING!

Oh thank god! I'm out of here! Thank you School bell!

As soon as I grab my bag and ran out of the classroom to avoid those rabid fangirls and hide myself in one of the usused room as I take a breathe, know I'll have to find Haruhi soon as possible as I glance up to look at myself in a framed mirror.

My dark long, chocolate brown hair, including bangs that cover a small portion of the center of my face, my eyes is icy blue. But my clothes on other hand...Its a high-collared black sleeveless shirt with ivory stripes lining the zipper and the sleeves with a black jean pant with many pockets for me to store away many lolipop in it.

In other word, I could be cosplay as Dark Mousy if I want to.

Its no wonder I feel like a steak be thrown into a den...

I shuddered at that though before shake my head out and open the door to check the room to see if its clear for now.


"Shoot...There are four libraries in this school, but why is it so noisy everywhere." Haruhi grumbles as she holding a notebook and books together as we're searching for a unused room to study quietly or in my case, Nap times because I know Ranka probably be at home make out with his new boyfriend that he brings home from work.

"If you don't feel like studying, just go home! Are they bunch of carefree, bored students?" My little adopted sister continues to rambling cause me to smirks.

"Well, Haru, Its because this is their playground for socialize with other peoples I supposed."

"You think...Ah...Third music room...Maybe this is probably the only place left that's quiet..."

'You have no idea what you got yourself into?' I thinks to myself as I watch Haruhi finally open the door that connect to the Ouran Host Club as I held my poker face not to scream at the hot guys that I keep see in Anime/Manga for a long time. Hey, they're hot, Sue me.

"Welcome."

Haruhi started to freak out and held onto me who just stood there with a poker face. "W-w-what is this..."

"Oh, It's a guys. No fun." The Hitachin twin said together, sighed.

"Watch your mouth. They are our important guest even if they are guy."

Pffft. They think we're guy...HAH!

The leader seem to smiles toward us, especially toward Haruhi, "Welcome to Ouran Host Club! Rare Scholarship students, Fujioka Haruhi and Fujioka Aria-senpai!"

"H-how did you know...?" Haruhi blinked in surprise. I give a blank look toward the Shadow King who smirks back at me.

"It seem the tone of our school doesn't fit for commoners, so if you don't have a lot of nerve, you can't get a scholarship here." Kyoya spoked, "If I didn't know all about you two, I shouldn't be in this school...Right~?"

"Yea, yeah, thank you for explaining so kindly." I replied back.

Suddenly Tamaki got into our face shout, "YES! So to speak, you both are a heroes Fujioka-kun!" He then held his arm around Haruhi who have a blank looks as I smirked slightly, watch Tamaki rambling, "Even if you are the top student, you are also the poorest in this school. People will call you two a weed, and you two will be despised as a lower person-"

Wow, Can't believe this is coming true even though I'm still stuck in this world and slowly growing back.

"Don't worry, I praise the poorest! What is important to the hero is the reckless spirit!" Tamaki smiles brightly then blinks down at Haruhi then back at me then back at her, "I cannot believe the rumored students is gay.."

"HUH?" Haruhi blinked.

"What would you like? Wild?" Tamaki ignored Haruhi's to point at Morinozuka Takashi who give a look toward me...Wait, he's looking at me. Why? And how in the world did they make the flower appears as I stares back at him, noticed the deep blue rose appear surround him in the background.

"Loli-shota?"

A pink roses surround the smallest male, Haninozuka Mitsukuni in the room give off a bright smiles, eyes twinkles with excitement about getting new members or friends depends on his view.

"The Little Devil?"

The Hitachiin twins pose together with a mischievous smirks on their face. Their respective colors of Blue and Orange Roses appears in the background. Seriously, how did they make it appear...

"The cool type?"

Kyoya Ootori just give off a coolly smirks toward us with a dark purple rose in the background.

Seriously, stahp.

"Or...Would you like to try me?" Tamaki lean closer toward Haruhi who flinched and shivered, shove him away.

"N-no! You misunderstood. I just.."

"Haru-chan, Ari-chan! Are you both a hero? I want to hear the story about when you saved the queen~" Honey exclaimed, hug my right arm with a bright brown eyes shone in amusing and excitement.

He fuckin' knew! I just know it!

"WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO CALL ME HARU-CHAN!" Haruhi shout toward the smallest member who got anime tears, ran off to Mori who gives him the pink bunny tried his best to cheer him up.

I was busy distract myself watching the seniors whom happen to be in my class in amusing.

CRASH!

The vase shattered into many pieces. Nice going Haruhi.

"Ahhhhh, That Rune Vase was supposed to be the feature for the school auction." Hikaru said, look at the ruined vase.

"What will we do..? We were going to start the bidding at eight million yen."

"Why in the world are you put it out HERE?" I responsed, glare slightly at Kyoya as if he was the main suspect in this as he gives off the smirks back at me then scribble down in his death notebook.

"EIGHT MILLION? How many was it..." Haruhi muttered, tried to calculate in her mind then look shakily at the group, "I...I'll pay it ba.."

"WE, are going to pay it back. I'm not leave you with those peoples." I cut her off, give her a stern looks as Haruhi chuckled nervously.

"Can you? You can't even buy your own uniform. What's with that lame cloth you both wearing?" The Hitachiin twin's final attack toward us.

"What would you do Tamaki?" Kyoya looked at the President who sigh heavily, sit back in his seat as if it was a throne chair.

"Ahhh, Very well, Fujioka-kun, Fujioka-senpai, When in rome, do as the romans do. If you don't have money, Pay with your own body...For now on, you both are the host club's dog!"

Haruhi's spirit start to vanish as I grab it to shove it back inside of her body, can't lets her die and leave me all alone can't I?


"Where will you take me during the summer, Tamaki-kun?"

"Anywhere you want."

"What is your favorite music, Tamaki-kun?"

"Whatever you favor."

"I baked a cake today, would you please eat some?"

"If you feed me." Tamaki flirts with the girls who requests him today cause the girls to squealing happily.

Meanwhile...I was in a bad situation...twitch slightly as I could feel some girls laid their eyes on me, whispering in excited and point a finger at me as I stood there, frown slightly as I held the broom to clean the floor when there is nothing to clean because the floor is sparkly likes.

"Wonder who he is...He's so cute!"

"Think we could go over there and talk to him?"

"Is he a member of this club...?"

"He looks so opposite of Tamaki-kun...So Princely yet...so dark..."

"Gasp, you think he's the dark prince?"

"Oh my gosh! I would totally love it!"

So many girls whispering happily, glance at me and giggles as they slowly walking up toward me as I take a deep breathe, Here it goes.

"Um...E-excuse me, Are you a member of this club?"

"What's your name?"

"Can we stay with you?"

"Ah..." I blinked at three females who blushes and smiling at same times as I raise a eyebrow, "If you want to." I shrugged, thrust a thumb at myself, "The name Fujioka Aria. So why are you here speaking to me while there are many other guys here who loves to speak with you?"

Unknown to myself, Kyoya's glasses spark as if he has found a new vici-erm profits for this host club as he scribbles down, watchful toward me who didn't know about it as I continues to talking to the girls about life and random stuff.

"BEING TOO POOR, YOU HAVE TO 'HOUKOU' OR MEAN RICH PEOPLE OVERWORK YOU AND YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP!?"

"WHAT ERA ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!"

I glanced up from where I was talking to the blushing girls who tittered about something to check on my sister who shout back at Tamaki. I raise a eyebrow, watching Tamaki try to teach Haruhi how to become a finest host club cause me to snort lightly, watch in amusement, lets the girls around me talking as I sneak away to walk over to Haruhi, raise a eyebrow.

"When you have any kind of problem, it's better to see the people from a lower perspective." Tamaki continues to teach Haruhi by lower his face down with hand against his cheek as he sparkling still for Haruhi to noticed something.

"I don't feel anything..." Haruhi blunt said cause Tamaki to went in his dark place cause Haruhi to panic slightly, "Well, I'm sorry, I was lying. I did feel a small spark."

"Hah, really~" I muttered cause Haruhi to give me a annoying looks as I was tackled by Honey who grip onto my back laughs.

"Aria-chan! Haru-chan~ Do you two want to eat cakes together?!"

"Well...no, I don't really like sweets." Haruhi meekly replied while I said.

"Do you have chocolate cake?"

"Of course!" Honey replied back to me with a wide smiles before took out his favorite rabbit. "This is Usa-chan, do you want to hold him?" He tried to offer some to Haruhi.

"I...I'm not a big fan of rabbits, either.."

"You...don't like my Usa-chan?" Honey looks up at Haruhi.

"W-well, its kinda cute, please let me play with it." Haruhi smiles slightly as she took the rabbit doll away cause Honey to blinks, realized something before smiles brightly. "RIGHT, Lets go Aria-chan!" Honey laughs, grab my hand and drag me away with his small structure toward the ladies who squeals over Honey or myself for whatever reason that can be.

Mmm chocolate cake!

Slowly as the day roll by, I seem to be getting bit popular with the girls who wish to get to know me bit better as if I was another Host Club member which I am not, I'm just a Host Club's dog still since I was helping serve tea to others in their fancy like cup.

I glanced up to see Haruhi finally got back from the store. At last. Annnd there goes the Host Club, start to become like a exciting children with a new toy to try out as they look at the Instant Coffee.

"OOOH! isn't this the one peasants made? That if you pour hot water, the coffee is ready to drink?!" Tamaki exclaimed, stare at the jar.

"I see...this is the rumored peasant's..."Kyoya blinks, getting a close look.

"So its true that poor people don't even have time to grind beans..." Kaoru, I think muttered in awe.

"Such lovely wisdom from peasants." Hikaru gasped.

"I wanted to try it once~ That peasant's coffee!" Honey exclaimed.

"I'll go buy the right one! I'm sorry it wasn't the expensive coffee beans that you usually use!" Haruhi start to get angry.

"No It's okay. I'll drink it!" Tamaki declared, eye shone with excitement cause Haruhi and I to groans, muttered to ourself.

"Shitty rich kids..."

"Hmph...they are playing around too much. There's no way it suits their taste." The red-haired female, Ayanokoji chuckles cause us to look at her. "Oh I'm sorry. I was talking to myself." She give us the smiles as I narrow my eyes.

"O...kay..." Haruhi blinked.

"Haruhi! Aria-senpai! Come over here and make peasant's coffee for us!" Tamaki hollered for us as I turns around to face Tamaki along with other groups who smiles toward us. "Everyone's waiting for you!"

"Great..."I rolled my eyes then walks over to them to show them the process of how to make a 'peasant's coffee' with Haruhi's help cause the Host Club to stare at them in awe and tried some drinks.

What a day...What a day.

"Aria-chan!" Honey shout out for the older Fujioka.

"Haruhi! I want another cup!"

Yeah, I'm in hell for sure with hot guys. I think I feel ya Haruhi.