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*Green Day's When I Come Around starts playing*
Leo: Thank you River for that intro. And Festus, that's not our intro song! Did Thalia get you started on Green day?
Festus: *jaw creaks and groans*
Leo: Yeah, I know, buddy. It is a good song… I guess it could be our intro song. *Thalia poofs in "YEAH!" and poofs out* Ookayy… On to other matters! Let's find something to blow up.
Festus: *jaw creaks a bit*
Leo: Oh, yeah! We can blow up the Aphrodite cabin's perfume! I don't care that monsters don't like the smell of Givenchy, because I don't either. *snaps fingers and giant pile of perfume bottles appears in the middle of the stage*
Aphrodite cabin: *tries to get up but chains appear on them* NOOOOOOOO! NOT OUR Givenchy!
Leo: Sorry! That stuff has got to go! Festus, would you like to do the honors?
Festus: *jaw creaks and groans*
Leo: I know you can't smell the stinkin' stuff! Just torch the darn perfume!
Festus: *jaw creaks, as if to say "All right"* *a jet of fire issues from his mouth as the Aphrodite cabin screams and the perfume spontaneously combusts in a cloud of pink smoke*
Leo: Wow! Even when it's being burned the stuff is still smelly! *walks over to a pile of glittering pink ashes* What the heck? What is this stuff?
Aphrodite girl: It's the power of Givenchy.
Leo: Ookayy… Well, on with the show. By the way, a big thanks to Piper McLean for *looks at Piper, who's making "shut up" signs with her hands* for donating all of this ghastly perfume.
Piper: *smacks forehead in despair* Now I'm in for it. Leo, can you at least poof me out?
Leo: Sure!
Khione: *appears in a flash of light and a swirl of snowflakes* Weapons here! Get your weapons here! Perfect for attacking Piper McLean! Only five gold drachmas per weapon!
Aphrodite cabin: *flashes onto the stage and buys all of the weapons* *flashes out in search of Piper)
Leo: Oh, there you are dear.
Khione: *rolls eyes* You forgot. We're not married yet.
Leo: Yet!
Khione: What?
Leo: You said yet! Yes! You just said that we would get married! I knew you would say yes!
Khione: Oh, no! Not again!
Leo: I need to get the guest list ready. And the decorations. Ooh! And the cake!
Khione: Aww, crud. I really should watch what I say…
Leo: It's too much to do! I need to run the show… and… Festus! Can you go solo on the show?
Festus: *eyebrows shoot up (does he have eyebrows?) and makes a whistling noise*
Drew: *flashes in with full battle armor with the fully armored Aphrodite cabin behind her (minus Piper)* Yeah, Festus, what do you need?
Leo: *looks shocked* You can get the whole Aphrodite cabin by WHISTLING?
Festus: *jaw creaks and groans to inform Drew of the situation*
Drew: Oh, ok. We can handle planning a wedding. Easy. We have one already prepared for Leo and Khione. Congrats Leo.
Leo: Thanks. Wait, you already had it planned?
Drew: *blushes* Yeah. We, uh, had some spare time… and, uh… thought it would be fun to plan a wedding for you and Khione.
Khione: Without asking us?
Drew: Uhmm, yeah.
Leo: I'm liking you Aphrodite kids more and more every day!
Khione: Well, I'm out of here. *flashes out in a blinding light and puff of smoke. Wait, snow)
Drew: Want me to go track her down?
Leo: Nah. I know how to get her to come straight to us.
I hope you liked it! Please review. If you have any ideas for their wedding (or how they're going to catch Khione) please leave them in a review. Tune in next time to see how it all unfolds on The Leo and Festus Show!
