This chapter was inspired by a hilarious doujinshi I saw once. I went through my photobucket and found it and I couldn't help myself xD All fear Zetsuwaza FTW! O.O
http:/www(dot)issendai(dot)com/translations/yuyuhakusho/foxtrip/foxtrip(dot)htm
I looked it up since I only had the first three or four pages and there you have it, a link to the entire...thing.
Everyone has something in the world that they would die without. Everyone. For Xanxus it's alcohol, for Squalo it's the word VOI. Lussuria has men, and Levi...has Xanxus. For me it can be only one thing. Shrimp. Fried shrimp to be specific. Xanxus rarely lets it in the castle let alone in the kitchen. He doesn't want his castle smelling like rotten pussy. Those were his exact words by the way. But he isn't here now is he? No, our beloved psychotic boss is actually doing something. Shock shock surprise surprise.
I was minding my own business, sleeping in the library, yes we actually own one not that I've ever seen a book move since I got here. In that one comfy chair that Xanxus has his ass engraved in 80% of the time he's home. When the smell of breaded shrimp fresh from the pot filled my nostrils I sat up like a zombie. My body moved on it's own since all I could do was think 'Shrimp'.
Lussu-nii, Fran, and Bellossom(what his hair looks like bellossoms ass doesn't it?) were in the dining room snacking away at the delicacy of shrimp when I walked in. My entrance was not what any of them were expecting in the least. Fran looked down at his plate before getting up from the table.
"You're awake! Would you like some shri-"
The sound of me scarfing down on Frans plate stopped Lussuria from asking that stupid question. When the last of it was gone I licked my lips and looked at Bel. With his last piece of shrimp in his hand. He looked at it, then at me before that crocodile grin appeared. He popped it into his mouth grinning triumphantly. Ha! Like that was gonna stop me!
I grabbed him by the chin before our lips met. Lussuria froze and dropped his fork. Fran moved to get a decent picture. And at that precise moment of liplockness Xanxus and Squalo stormed into the room. Whatever bickering they were doing died instantly. Squalo was instantly shouting but we weren't paying attention. A small trail of drool slid down Bel's chin as the 'kiss' deepened. When we broke apart he gasped for air while I licked my lips.
"Shit! She ate it all!" Bel yelled wiping his chin on the sleeve of his shirt.
"VOOI! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
I was too busy eyeing the half eaten piece of shrimp still attached to Lussuria's fork to care what they were saying. He picked up the fork and moved it from side to side and I followed it as he moved it. He sighed and gave it to me resting his chin in his palm.
I got what I wanted. That's all that matters. Xanxus was bitching about there being shrimp in the house and launching things at Squalo. I went back to his chair in the library.
"She won't remember this by tomorrow."
Oh how right you are my monotonous friend. Right indeed.
