Chapter One: Error-848135
A week after Kim's "re-ignition" courtesy of Diana, Kim walked into the house after a morning run to clear her mind for the day to find a note on the Possible dining room table. She walked over to it and looked around to see if it held anything suspicious. Kim looked at the note closer and saw it was written in familiar calligraphy. Shego… Kim thought as she glanced at the note again before the redhead sighed, shook her head, and went up to her room with a small smile on her face.
When Kim walked into her room and opened the door, she wasn't really shocked to see Diana on her bed in a pose. After all the innuendos and thinly veiled sexual references made by the thief in their banter, Kim expected the woman to be uncaring about restraining herself. One thing did shock the redhead though. Diana was dressed in her cat suit. Kim felt her eyes wander over the woman's body as the outfit brought out every luscious curve the green woman had but didn't realize she was in fact ogling the woman until Diana laughed.
"Shame on you, Princess," Shego teased. "What would your mom say?!"
Kim blushed and looked away for only a moment from those forest green eyes. Then, her eyes returned to Diana's gaze. Only this time, Diana noticed Kim had a waiting comeback. "With you in the picture," Kim stated as her grin widened while she spoke into an evil smile. "She would ask to join."
Diana was stunned to silence.
After a moment, a familiar tone sounded from Shego's leg pouch. Kim couldn't help a small giggle as the green woman calmly lifted a familiar green and black device to her face. Wade, you totally rock! Kim silently praised the boy-genius.
When Wade's face appeared on the screen, he flinched back ever so slightly. "Right...Diana…" Wade reminded himself as he nervously scratched the back of his head. "DNAmy stole a high profile genetic algorithm machine."
Shego raised an eyebrow. "Isn't that a computer science thing and not truly related to genetics?"
Wade shivered. "Normally but she actually found a machine that can break down genetic code into its base and read the code functions through a sophisticated program databank."
Kim nodded. "Basically, with this machine, she can alter her creations with the finest degree of control?"
Wade and Shego nodded as Kim felt a rock drop in her stomach. Why do I have a feeling nothing is going to be the same after today? Kim thought as she got in Diana's carand headed to DNAmy's main lab.
The snow that covered the ground when Kim first met DNAmy was now replaced with tender grass and the light scent of late summer flowers filled the air. Kim tuned these distractions out and tried to focus on the mission at hand. "Try" was the operative word because Kim couldn't stop watching Diana as she moved silently from cover to cover. Suddenly, Kim heard something odd. It sounded like a cross between a bellow and a rodent chattering.
"Get down!" Kim yelled as she jumped on Diana and pushed the woman to the ground just as one of DNAmy's mutated guards charged through the spot where Diana stood only moments before.
"How the hell did that ten ton monstrosity catch me by surprise?!" Diana growled as she stood up and smiled at Kim as she noticed their current compromising position. "You know? If grass makes you frisky, all you have to do is ask."
Kim blushed for a moment, sighed and shook her head. "Is that all you think about?" The redhead didn't wait for an answer and glared at the door to DNAmy's lab. "Lions have pads on their feet and are nearly silent because of this which favors ambush tactics." Kim said as she walked into the lab.
"Very astute of you, Kimberly," DNAmy said in her usual chipper tone. "I love my new toy. There are so many opportunities with this!"
Kim grinned. "I'm sorry to ruin your fun, but the machine is coming with us."
The doctor looked at Kim in confusion and looked around. Then, her expression turned to sadness. "I don't see that cutie Ron anywhere."
Shego scoffed and fought an urge to punch the woman for reminding Kim of that asshole before she jumped down from the rafters into DNAmy's face. "I'm his trigger-happy replacement, Shego."
The last thing Diana expected happened next. DNAmy squealed girlishly and tried to run toward Kim. "I'm so happy for you two!"
Diana looked at DNAmy in confusion. "What?"
Again, DNAmy giggled. "Oh, Shego honey, you and Anne Junior here were the talk of the night at villain social events." The chipper woman paused for a moment. "Dementor, Drakken, and Motor Ed owe me $1,000 each." The geneticist mumbled to herself before she shook her head and turned her attention back to Kim.
The woman went to hug Kim, but the giant Rhino-Rabbit stood in her way. "You not hurt Big Sister!" It said as it sniffed Kim lightly and looked back at DNAmy with a hard glare. It looked between her and Diana and seemed to give a nod to the green woman.
Cautiously, Diana approached the group as Doctor Amy Hall's face lost color. "I'm so sorry, Anne." DNAmy whispered as the woman hung her head.
Kim's eyes flashed with confusion and anger for a moment before she pinned the short woman to the ground. "That's twice you've referenced my mom by name!" Kim growled. "Talk! How do you know Anne Possible?!"
DNAmy laughed. "Let me get up and walk over the machine I 'barrowed'." DNAmy requested. "This machine's genetic analysis will tell you more than I ever could, Kimmie Cub." Kim froze and glared at DNAmy. "Put away the claws." DNAmy said as she held her hands up in surrender before the woman scanned Kim and began to explain in detail as the readout interpreted varying but minimal degrees of shark, tiger, snake, and yes Canis familiaris Dog; Kim's deadly Puppy Dog Pout DNA in Kim's own genome. "Your mom and I experimented in grad school…" Diana snickered to herself at the implications. "…with Parthenogenic Reproduction." DNAmy clarified with a glare aimed at Shego.
Kim stared at DNAmy. "Does that mean…?"
"Genetically, your base is a clone of your mom while I added various animal samples to make you unique." DNAmy said gently.
Kim didn't know whether to beat Doctor Amy Hall or cry at the news, so she did both. On the ground bleeding from a broken nose, the geneticist looked up at Kim clutching Diana tightly and smiled as she looked at the error message on the machine's readout screen in the corner. Error: 848135. Getting to her feet, the doctor smiled as she took another look at the message and motioned for her giant monstrous creation to follow her out.
Left to their own, neither Kim nor Diana bothered to pay attention to them. If they had, the pair would have heard Amy whisper. "Those two will definitely have children of their own." Amy wiped a tear from her eye. My dearest Ann, I hope you are pleased with the gift I gave you and happy for her when she brings Shego into your family. The saddened woman thought with a small watery smile.
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