Yep. Here.
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Neji is a surprisingly messy person.
It's really weird. Every day, Nii-san trashes his room, and every day
Nee-chan has to clean it up. The worst part it, Neji always watches her; with the door closed. I don't get it. Why is Nii-San such a pig? You would think that with his strict upbringing, he would be as neat as me. Oh well. It's fine. I get to rub it in his face, anyways.
Well, this day was a bit different. A few hours after the whole hair fiasco, Nee-chan was on her way to Nii-sans room. In a maids outfit. Odd, I usually don't say stuff like this, but...
"Nee-chan, you're so moe." You should have seen her reaction. She had to have been startled (I did come from behind, after all) because she tripped and fell to the ground. "See? You're so cute- like the heroine in an H-game. They always trip, then the main guy comes along and starts to-"
"H-Hanabi-chan!" Yep. Moe. She turned her head right towards me, red as a tomato. "W-Where did y-you learn things like that?!"
I shrugged and continued to walk along. "You're one to talk. How do you know about it?" I never give nee-chan a straight answer. I don't know why. Maybe I'm just bored.
"O-Oh. I-I see your point." She just took it, too. She's too easy.
"So, why are you dressed up like that?" Curiosity killed the cat.
"A-Anou, w-well, N-Nii-sama asked me to..." Her voice got softer as she said that, but I'm sure that was just because she was focused on getting up.
"If it weren't for your huge knockers, I'd say you looked like a little kid. Hey, is Nii-San a loli-con?"
"H-Hanabi-chan!" I'm sure nee-chan was in shock now; she turned ever redder than before and slowly backed away. "I-It's improper to say things like tha-!" Before she could continue her lecture, Nii-san came out of his room, grabbed nee-chan's hand, and started to drag her to his room.
"N-Neji-nii-sama! W-Where are you-"
"You were too slow. My room is a complete mess now. Come clean." Before I could get a word in, the jackass slammed the door.
Stupid soundproof jutsu. After waiting for a few minutes, I gave up trying to listen through the door. Who knows what they're doing anyways?
About a hour later, I walked past Nii-san's room again and noticed that he left the door open. Boredom overcoming me, I decided to poke my head in. This constitutes as clean? It looks even messier than before! It's true! The curtains were off the hinges, Nii-san's clothes were EVERYWHERE, hell, even the bed was in complete disarray! Not to mention all the hair care products on the floor AND the broken mirror ((well, maybe IT was just as appalled as I was and decided to break itself. Either way its seven years bad luck, destiny fiend)).
Shaking my head, I let out a sigh. "Nee-chan's not a very good maid."
Oh well. I guess that just makes her more moe.
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Yep. There.
