It was a lovely spring in White Deer Park. So lovely that Fox and Vixen had decided to take a walk. No reason, just to enjoy the scenery. Life had its ups and downs recently but with the birth of their recent grandchildren, the ups outweighed the bad for the most part. Everyone had been present at their presentation. Well almost everybody, the weasel family had been noticeably absent, in fact they hadn't been seen all winter. Adder had been missing but that wasn't so much of a surprise. They had expected for Weasel and her family to show their faces. Fox found himself almost missing her tell tale cackle. Okay that may have been a bit of a stretch actually.

"Hoot Hoot!" The call of Owl turned their attention above.

"Oh hello Owl." Vixen greeted. "How are you this morning?"

The old bird swooped in landing on a tree branch. "Fox, Vixen hello there." Owl then suddenly let out a chuckle.

"What's so funny?" Fox asked.

Owl managed to compose herself. "Oh just." She chuckled again. "To answer your first question I am fine, as for the other well I ran into Weasel."

"Weasel?" Fox said.

"How is she?" Vixen asked. "We haven't seen her or her family all winter." The elderly fox spoke with a hint of worry.

This time Owl's chuckles burst into laughter. "Oh don't worry, it's hard or miss her nowadays." With that Owl flew off leaving Fox and Vixen perplexed.

The pair continued to walk some more before they heard a familiar voice. "Fox! Vixen! Hello there!"

From the voice, it was Weasel. There was no other. Looking over both Fox and Vixen grew wide eyed. Owl's words were true, it would be hard to miss Weasel. Apparently Weasel had changed over the winter. No longer was she the thin, lithe creature, she was now bloated and round.

"Weasel you look…well." Vixen said for lack of a better word.

"I was going to say fat." Fox muttered.

"Fox!" Vixen rasped. But apparently Weasel hadn't heard that remark. "As I was saying you look well Weasel. Winter good?"

Weasel laughed her particular laugh. "Yes very well I say Vixen my girl." Weasel replied patting her robust belly. "Very nice indeed hah!"

Fox stifled his own laughter. "So where are Measly and the kids?"

At that mention Weasel frowned. "Exercising. Stupid twerp let himself go and the twins followed in suit." Crossing her arms, Weasel continued her little hypocritical tirade. "No children of mine are going to be out of shape! If I'm concerned they are going to be skinny, trim weasels. After all I want them to attract some mate to provide me plenty of grandchildren to spoil AHAAHAHAHAHA!" Weasel broke into her usual laughter.

"Well I must be off. Nice seeing you both." Weasel bid her farewell and turned around, waddling off.

For a few moments Fox and Vixen were silent. Then Fox broke that. "Diet would sum her up nicely."

A/N: Well at the urging of my friend on the forum I have decided to add more to this. Not sure how long it would go but I will make this one short.