Ok this is another short with political humor like SNL am using current events for my own entertainment
Southern
* I do not own Hetalia or the universe that they live in *any original characters are mine though
The super power of the world aka Alfred F Jones was starting to notice a new trend in this life. Last month he had the privilege of informing his northern neighbor of all his volunteer new arrivals. Which was cool he guessed plenty of awesome to go around. But where was he headed now to the south and this gave him a less then comfortable feeling.
This was not a hero's job and with that thought he pulled the bell cord, a simple version of "Mexicans, at the cry of war" greeted his ears.
"Halo Alfred what are you doing here? Not giving me a bill from that bendejo (dumbass) of yours are you?"
"Hello to you to Maria and no am not here on official business just though I would stop by and you know let you know that your immigrants are (mumble the rest of the sentence"
"I am sorry what? I couldn't understand Primo (cousin)"
Alfred truly hated this he was the world melting pot and this went against his nature
"I said the current administration is deporting "illegal immigrants" and ummm your's are the focus. So on the bright side a lot of people are coming home. So yeah bye now."
"Freeze right there Alfred F Jones what do you mean mine are being forced on. What did they do?"
"Well Maria Martinez (Hey she used full name first it's only fair) the current administration feels they are hurting the economy and you know how Donald likes the economy so he is trying to fix it. And seeing as you can use the extra man power to deal with the bad guy problem it won't hurt you. So I guess your welco ... umm what's with the soccer ball"
"It's a football idiota and am going to dribble it of your head"
"No a football is brown and oblong shaped that's perfectly round and black and white. It's a socc... hey that could of hit me in the face!"
"I know that was what I was aiming for!"
"Now hey this ain't my fault!"
But the land south of the border was not listening only power kicking "soccer balls" at his face. So to keep from injury the hero retreated, not ran that would be weakness but retreated from the very angry dark haired women who was getting a better aim every second.
"Come on cousin can we talk about this?
"No idiota!"
This was not going to be Alfred' s year.
