CHAPTER 2:

Aladdun checked around to see if the coast was clear. When it was, he came outside of his home and headed towards the palace, careful to keep a low profile. Genie followed him, while Abu sat on Aladdun's shoulder. Iago flew behind them. The city seemed quiet, barely anyone was outside. Except for the men, women, and children. But everyone else was inside.

The guards were patrolling the area, so Aladdun had to be extra careful. But sadly, he wasn't careful enough.

"HEY!" a fat guard yelled. "That street rat just peed on me!"

"Isn't that Aladdin?" another guard asked.

"No idiot, it's Aladdun!" another fat guard said, feeling smart.

"LET'S PUMBLE HIM!" the guards screamed. And they charged after Aladdun.

Iago was furious. "You had to pee on the guard didn't you?" the parrot snapped.

"It wasn't my fault! I couldn't hold it anymore!" Aladdun whined.

The group kept on running until Aladdun had an idea. An awful one.

"I have an idea!" Aladdun proclaimed, pointing his finger in the air. He stopped running and grabbed his sword. He turned around and charged at the guards, waving his sword around.

"What is that idiot doing?" Genie sighed. "He's dead for sure!"

The guards grabbed Aladdun and kicked the sword out of his hand. After a lecture about safety with sharp objects, they spanked him. "Tsk, tsk, you know better than to run with swords." the guards said. After ten spankings, they then beat him to a bloody pulp with their fists. Aladdun was on the ground, twitching. Bored, the guards left him to die. They would come back later and bring the body to Nasira.

As soon as they were gone, Aladdun dipped his hand in the blood on the floor and brought it to his mouth. "Mhmmmm....this ketchup is good! I'm not hungry anymore!" While the group watched in disgust, Aladdun managed to eat all of the blood on the ground. Miraculously, he recovered instantly.

"So" Aladdun said getting up. "Shall we continue?"

They continued. Until they ran into an extremely fat guard who was blocking the entrance.

"Move" Aladdun snapped.

"NO ONE GOES PAST ME" the guard said proudly.

"Listen, whale-man, you better move your ass or I'll stick this sword up your-"

"I'll sit on you." the fat guard warned.

"What do we do?" Aladdun sadly asked Genie. "I'm going to cry if we don't get through."

"Don't" Genie murmured. The genie remembered very well what happened the last time Aladdun cried. When he cried, he would squeal so loud that half of the city lost their hearing. The sultan forbade Aladdun to cry every again.

"I know how you guys could get past." someone said.

The group turned to see a baker selling pies. "What?" the group asked in unison.

The baker smiled. "Buy a pie and give it to him. Then he'll move."

Aladdun gave him some coins. The man gave him a pie.

"Now listen, closely." the baker said. "These are bomb pies, that means the guard will explode when he eats them."

"So we could use the entrance whenever we want?" Aladdun asked eagerly.

"Exactly"

Aladdun thanked him and presented the pie to the guard. The guard sniffed it and then ate it in one bite.

He died on the spot. His blood and guts sprayed the area red. Several people took out their umbrellas and continued with what they were doing. After the explosion was over, Aladdun picked up his liver and put it in his pocket. "Believe me" he said to the group. "People on eBay will buy anything."

The group kept walking until they found the palace. After entering the doors, they noticed something was terribly wrong.

"Why is there a crocodile in the swimming pool?!" Aladdun growled. "I told Jasmine that if we got any more pets, it would be a hamster!"

The crocodile looked up and grinned.

"Why are the pillows moving?!" Iago complained.

The pillows revealed their sharp teeth, threatening the parrot with growls. These were enchanted pillows.

"AND WHY ARE ALL OF THE GUARDS DRESSED IN BLACK?!" Aladdun screamed.

The group looked at each other. "Jasmine is pissed!"

"I mean, she has to be, if she let a crazy ruler take over Agrabah! Not only do the guards want me, but the palace is all screwed up!" Aladdun said, looking at the demonic pillows.

Genie shrugged. "What now?"

Aladdun thought about it. "Maybe we should go to the throne room."

"To demand an explanation?" Genie asked eagerly.

Aladdun looked like he just won the lottery. "That's a great idea!"

"Why else go to the throne room?' asked Iago.

"To sit on the throne." Aladdun said with a smile. "That chair looks comfy!"

"And this is supposed to be the hero and savior of the Seven Deserts?" Iago muttered to Abu.

The group made way to the throne room. After busting up several of the demonic pillows, killing the crocodile, stabbing the guards, tearing the wallpaper, smashing vases, breaking broomsticks, swinging on ropes that hung from the ceiling, picking up coins off of the ground, drinking genie juice, ice-skating, burning books, jumping on Jasmine's bed, eating hot dogs, and throwing apples at the wall, they finally made it to the door of the throne room.

"Once we go past that door, life as we know it will change" Aladdun whispered. "Forever."

The group gave Aladdun a questioning look.

"JUST KIDDING!" Aladdun squealed. He flung the doors open and barged right in. Without knocking.

Little did they know....that the street rat was right for once.

Once they were in the throne room, the group froze. There, they came face to face with Nasira, the new ruler of Agrabah.

Aladdun: DUN DUN DUN!

Author: Damn, I'm so glad Chapter 2 is done.

Aladdun: Why? I wanted it to go on foreverrrrrr!

Author: Are you kidding? Writing about you is a horrible experience for me. Any person, good or bad, shouldn't have to go through this.

Aladdun: D:

Author: Don't give me that look! If you don't stop being annoying, I'll kill you off in the end!

Aladdun: But you can't do that! The hero ALWAYS wins. :)

Author: I'll make this story an exception.

Aladdun: But if you do that, your ratings will plummet!

Author: ARRGH! Fine. *mumbles* People just don't know what GOOD literature is anymore!

Aladdun: :)

Author: Seriously, what happened to tragic endings? D: