Chapter 1: The Sound of the Magic Conch

"That's it!" Wanda said after the ship went down. "I can't take this anymore; I got to find my baby!" She began to fly away, but Cosmo pulled her back in.

"No Wanda!" He cried. "Don't leave! Poof could be anywhere!"

"You're right Cosmo!" Wanda sighed.

"I am?" Cosmo asked. Wanda put her hands to her face, and began to cry in her lap.

"What are we going to do?" She sobbed. "We lost Poof too many times already, what if this time he's gone for good? I may never see my little baby boy again!!"

"Yeah you are pretty bad parents!" Patrick explained. "If you lost your son like four times!" Mr. Krabs then bonked the laughing Patrick on the head, making him dazed.

"Don't cry honey!" Cosmo consoled his wife. "We'll find Poof soon I hope, you're see!

"I hope so too Cosmo!" Wanda sobbed. "But we don't even know where he is this time!"

"Looks like this is a job for…." Charmander looked around. "Grimer, I left my Cherlock Holmes costume at home!"

"Hey, don't look at me!" Grimer shrugged. "Ask him to poof you up a temporary one!" he pointed his slimy hand towards Cosmo.

"Can you poof me up a Sherlock Holmes costume?" Charmander asked the green haired fairy, who was comforting her teary wife.

"Sure!" he raised his wand. "One Sherlock Homes outfit coming up!" Poof! A Sherlock Holmes outfit appeared in the air.

"Thanks!" Charmander put it on, and then jumped into the air.

"Charlock Holmes!" he shouted.

"And his assistant, Grimsby!" Grimer added wearing a Watson hat. Charmander then noticed the water underneath him. He screamed, and then clung to Grimsby tightly.

"WATERRRR!" he screamed. "If my tail gets wet, I'm done for!" He shivered.

"Well, that's it for Charlock and Grimsby!" Squidward moaned. Suddenly, Grimer noticed something in the water.

"Wait, what is that?" He pointed to the floating object. Wanda flew to the object in the water, and picked it up.

"It's Poof's rattle!" she explained. She floated back to the boat, and showed everybody.

"Oh my gosh!" Cosmo cried. "Poof never leaves his rattle by its lonesome before except that time we all shrank, so Poof must be close by!"

"Wish that were true Cosmo!" Wanda told her husband. "But his rattle was floating here by it self! He still could be anywhere!" She held Poof's rattle to her cheek! "Oh we just got to find him!" Tear drops fell from her cheek.

"I hear you Wanda!" SpongeBob stiffly agreed. "I want my ger beir back!" SpongeBob and Patrick both burst out crying.

"And I want my friend to be happy again!" Patrick cried.

"Don't worry!" Charmander said, trying to cheer everybody up. "Charlock and Grimsby are on the case to find the missing cartoons!"

"Really!?" Wanda looked up hopeful. "We're going to get my son back?"

"Yeah!" Grimer replied. "Solving mysteries are our new hobby!"

"See Wanda?" Timmy told her. "It looks like we'll find your son and my god brother after all!" The happy parents just smiled. SpongeBob and Patrick stopped crying.

"Really!?" SpongeBob asked. "We're going to get Gary back?"

"And my ice cream?" Patrick added.

"Yeah!" Grimer answered. "Well except Patrick's ice cream, but yeah!" The other boats overheard and went by their boat.

"Find my buddy Pichu?" Stinger asked hopefully.

"Find Odie?" Jon asked. Garfield popped his head out by his owner.

"Yeah so I can kick the stupid mutt off the table again?" Jon looked at Garfield angrily.

"What?" The fat cat looked up at his mad owner. "Can't I say how much I'm going to miss him?"

"Find my dog Goddard?"

"Find my brother Max?"

"Find Kirby?"

"Find Lerry even through King Daddy doesn't want to?" Junior wanted to know. Bowser slapped his face.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

"Find my cane?" Toad looked at what Toadsworth was using as an oar.

"You're using your cane as an oar captain!" Toad pointed out. Toadsworth looked at his cane, and hugged it tightly.

"Don't you ever leave me again canie!" He told his cane. "You almost gave daddy a heart attack?" He kissed his cane as if it was a child.

"Why is our Captain like Mr. Krabs in some ways?" Squidward sighed.

"We'll find your love ones guys!" Charmander told them. "We'll die trying, or my name isn't Charlock Holmes!

"HURRRAAAYYY!" the cartoons cheered. Then every boat set off, searching for their loved ones.

Telly awoke, spat out sand from his mouth, and then looked around. The scenery all looked unfamiliar to him.

"Where am I"? He wondered aloud. Telly was shocked when he herd an answer.

"It looks like we all got shipwrecked on a deserted island!" Max observed, cleaning his sand cover glasses. Telly looked at him with a puzzled expression.

"We got stranded on an uncivilized island?" Telly asked.

"Yup, looks like it to me!"

"Where is everybody then? Poof, Kirby, and Pichu needs special caring, they can't look after themselves!" Max put on his glasses.

"Beats me! All I know is that we're on a deserted island and that's that!" Then Telly noticed something in the water.

"Hey, what's that in the water?" Max looked at it, picked it up from the water, and then cleaned it off till it was shiny again.

"It looks like a conch." He told Telly. "But not any ol' conch, it's The Magic Conch!" Telly snatched the conch, looking excited.

"This is great!" he said. "When they hear it, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy will come and save us!" Telly flew above a rocky platform.

"Uh, Telly I don't think…" But he was interrupted by the conch's call.

"They can't hear us from way out here." Max finished. "Oh well!" he shrugged. "It's worth a try I guess!"

Pretty soon, heads poked out from the bushes.

"Well at least some cartoons are answering our call!" Max said. Cartoons came running from their hiding places. Telly put down the conch when they were all there.

"Where are Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?" Telly asked.

"They're too far away to hear it!" Max explained. "They're elderly, they don't have super hearing!"

"Hear that Barnacle Boy?" Mermaid Man said at Shady Shoals. "Is that the conch signal?"

"Oh brother!" Barnacle Boy said to himself. He turned to his elderly assistant. "No you old' coot!" He told him. "That's just the fire drill, and probably a jellyfish buzzing from outside!"

"Fire?!" Mermaid man asked.

"Yeah, but it's just a drill so…"

"Come on Barnacle Boy! Someone EVIL must've started a fire to burn this place down!"

"No listen it's not that, it's just…"

"Come on, we must find this evil doer and put an end to this!"

"No, it's…"

"AWAY!" He went into action.

"Oh brother!" Barnacle Boy slapped himself.

Meanwhile, Telly gave up on calling for help. Pichu and Poof quickly ran in the middle. Pichu thinking it was Stinger; Poof thinking it was his mom. They both froze when they realized that the call was only from Telly.

"Mama?" Poof asked.

"Hey, you're not my mama!" Pichu observed. "You're a imposter! Nothimg but a silly imposter!"

"You're right Pichu!" Telly said. "I'm not you're mama."

"Goods!" Pichu told him. "Becaumse I dom't want you to be my mama!"

"Mama?" Poof was teary eyed now. He was about to cry.

"No!" Telly shushed him. "Shhh, please don't cry, we'll find your mama and dada soon! Just don't you worry!"

"Yeah, stop wining you big lil' crybaby!" Lerry walked from the bushes.

"Lerry!" Telly said, getting up. "Poof's only a baby; you shouldn't talk to him like that!"

"I can talk however I want!" Lerry snapped. He bent down to Poof. "Isn't twat write you're wimpy crybaby? You miss your mama and dada?" Poof had tears in his eyes, and began to whimper. "Go ahead, cry! Cry your wittle heart out!"

"Knock it off Lerry!" Max said to Poof's defense. "Can't you see he's just a baby? It's normal for him to cry, all babies do that!" Lerry stood up to Max's level.

"Oh really?! Who's going to stop me? You, four eyes?" Max looked hurt.

"STOP IT!!" Telly shouted with the conch in his hand. "He's Max, not four eyes! Now we need a leader who's it going to be?" There was silent. Telly tried again.

"I said, we need a leader, who do you vote for?"

"Ooooh!" Pichu said. "Vote for the TV robot with the tranpet!"

"Anyone else?" All the cartoons chanted for Telly, except Lerry. The pets jumped for Telly.

"Ok!" Telly decided. "I'm chief then!" All the cartoons cheered at once.

"Rules!" Everyone settled down." One, no one talks without the conch and everyone must be absolutequiet when that person is talking. Two, this is an island, so we all must behave, and follow these rules until we are rescued. Three, we must build a fire in order to get rescued. Any questions?" Lerry stepped forward.

"Four!" He added. He looked at the cartoons. "Anybody who disobeys the rules gets savery punished!"

"Well they get punished!" Telly agreed. "But not severely! I mean, we're not their parents/owners/boss. So we got to be careful at how we punish them!"

"Fine!" Lerry said as he crossed his arms. "But that how I'll punish them if I were leader!"

"Ok Lerry!" Telly said. "Since you are sometimes violent, you can be our hunter that gets our food!" Lerry looked at Telly.

"What happened to all that food on the ship? We were in the buffet when we that stupid fairy crybaby made us get stranded!"

"I'm afraid Kirby ate all of our food." Max told Lerry. Lerry looked at Kirby.

"Poyoh!" Kirby said, trying to look innocent.

"You stupid pink puff!!" Lerry shouted. He started throwing rocks at the pink star warrior. "You ate our entire food supply?! Morton will do the same if it was a wedding cake, but still! You and that crybaby got no brains whatsoever!" Kirby was getting hurt as the rocks hit him.

"STOP!" Telly told Lerry, protecting Kirby. Kirby looked up at his bodyguard, looking happy. "Poof and Kirby are only babies! They can't help it, they don't know what they're doing, they're too young!" Lerry stopped throwing rocks and set it down. "I'm chief, and you're haunter!" Lerry looked from the hopeful Kirby to Telly.

"Fine!" he gave up. "But I still think babies have no clue at what's going on! Anyway, I need two assistants!"

"How about Kirby and Pichu?" Telly suggested. "Since they both have special powers!" Lerry looked at the begging Pichu and the hopping Kirby.

"Fine!" he finally said. "They can be my assistants!" Pichu and Kirby cheered at their new jobs; they both ran by Lerry's side.

"I an a haumter!" Pichu said, excitedly. "I cam't wait to tell boss what brave work I've dome!" He looked at Poof, Odie, Goddard, and Gary, and started kicking sand in their faces. "I gommas be am hero and you're nots!" They coughed at the upcoming flying sand.

"Well, we should go!" Lerry told his two assistants.

"Poyoh!" Kirby agreed.

"Rights!" Pichu added, stopping the sand flying. "Let's gome! I an weady!" Kirby and Pichu followed the departing koopaling.

"Meow!" Gary meowed from under the sand. They all shook off the sand, when Telly spoke.

"Ok!" Telly ordered. The rest listened contently. "Now we do not know when we're going home, so Max, Goddard, and I will build all of our shelters! The rest of you guys can play on the beach in the meantime!" The cartoons fallowed Telly and Max on the beach. Max, Goddard, and Telly all followed to work on the huts, while Odie and Poof played down by the water.