Disclaimer: I do not own Stacker, Nintendo, Twilight or any thing else i might have mention its all other peoples -SOBS- okay i know this isn't the best chapter ever but bare with me please i swear the next chapter is much better!
Emmet's Pov
i was sitting upside down on the couch in the living room with nothing to do except count the fluffish stuff in the carpet..
BELLA! i whined
what Emmet?
I'M BORED!
So go find out what happens if you take... dance lessons!
THANKS BELLA!!
um... your welcome
JASPER WHERE MARIO!!
I don't know where your doll is Emmet don't you think it's time to let him go you got him before the 1970's
NO! LET GET OUTTA HERE MARIO -makes the tube sound on Mario and warps to the dance studio-
Hello how may i help you
hello me and my friend would like to sign up for a Jazz class
alright and your friends name I'm Luigi and this is Mario the person at the desk laughed
whats so funny
Your names...um anyways your class is down the hall to the left and um no dolls
But..but this is my friend
NO DOLLS if you don't follow the rules you will have to leave
Fine! THEN MAYBE WE DON'T WANT YOUR BUSINESS COME ON MARIO LETS GO!
we stormed out of the dance studio and went next door to the fish and reptile store
Here turtle turtle... owww!! Damn turtle didn't your momma ever teach you not to bite people!
Excuse me sir please don't put fingers in the cage
but..but they are just sooooo CUTE!
OOO!! Fishies!! here fishie fishie, i pressed my face up to glass maybe a too little hard beacuse it brook and the fishe dpoured into my mouth
EWWWWIE!! I screamed
What is... MY FISH!! GET OUT OF MY STORE YOU! YOU.. HOBO! ( um ya no offence to hobos i just like the work its funny ho--bos)
FINE THIS STORE SUCKS ANYWAYS!! The next store over was a Walmart! I stepped into the Walmart and saw the greatest thing ever! STACKER( for anyone who doesnt know what stacker is theres a link on my profile to a picture)
OMC OMC OMC!!( haha i just realized OMC is the name of a band that sung How Bizzare)
I have to play that!! I ran over to the Stacker Machine to look at it's prizes COOL!! They have a RED iPod Rosalie would love that ooo and a blue one and A Purple and a Green and an Orange one and OMG THERES ORANGE!! I HAVE TO WIN THESE!!
( Btw I know there is no Yellow, Orange and Purple iPod nanos but I WANT THEM TO BE THAT COLOUR!! So deal with it! okay no more interruptions i promise)
4 hours and 40 toonies later i had cleaned out the stacker machines and i won a new Mario! iPods a labtop a 200 dollar gift card to Walmart and 13 Nintendo D.S's and I'm never allowed to come back o that Walmart... i walked out to the car and tossed everything into the jeeps backseat i was about to get in my car when i saw them Mike and Jessica going into the one place i hadn't been ban from yet the movie theater this was so Perfect!
I grabbed my coat and some shades and followed them in i heard them say they were going to see Prom Night i didn't need to read Mike's mind to know what he was up to but haha was he going to get it
Hello
Hey um one to Prom Night
That will be 7.50
Thanks
As soon as i walked into the theater i spotted them they were to rows from the back of the theater! PERFECT and it wasn't that busy so it was even better! MUHAHAHAHAH!! The lights dimmed and the movie started and so did my plan I was in the very back so i crept over the empty row of seats and whisper in Jessica's ear
I'm gonna get you and then jumped back to my seat she looked around then i did the same thing to mike it went on like this throughout the whole movie and then after a Scary Part in the movie i yelled BOO! Everyone in the theater jumped out of their seats Mike and Jessica ran out of the theater screaming THERES A MURDER IN HERE!! I'm SOOOOO SCARED I yelled after them i walked out of the theater jumped in my car and put it in gear and drove home as i walked into the house i yelled PRESENT TIME!
Emmet what did you do that you needed to get us presents
Bella Bella Bella I didn't do anything but scare the living daylights out of Mike and Jessica
Well then can we have our presents Bella asked
Maybe if you can answer a skill testing question you can have your present
Fine my family grumbled
um Edward whats Bella's Favorite colour (Edwards was Blue)
Blue
Wrong!!
What how
Thats your favorite colour on her, Bella's favorite colour is Teal
EMMET YOU MORON THAT IS BLUE!
FINE HERE TAKE YOUR PRESENT AND LEAVE!!
Okay um Rosie what is the thing I like most other than my Jeep and you
Ummm... Mario or ummmm OH I KNOW!! POKEMON!!
DING DING DING!!
here thank you Emmie bear I'll be upstairs when your done
soo im forgiven
no but tonight you are (rose got the red ipod and a new pair of boots that mysteriously appeared)
okay um Alice when is Rosalie gonna forgive me (Alice got the green ipod)
Tonight
YES!!
Jasper what is rose feeling right now
Horny
okay go take your ipod and gooooo (jaspers ipod was orange)
Um Bella your last um um...What do you do that makes Edward happiest Um tell him what im thinking
I know thats a load of crap but whatever heres your present (purple ipod) I threw the ipod at her and Ran up the stairs as fast as i could
Bella's Pov
Um Bella your last um, um...What do you do that makes Edward happiest?
Um... tell him what im thinking.. not wanting to embrass myself i lied
I know thats a load of crap but whatever heres your present Emmet threw an ipod at me and dashed up the stairs and i ran upstairs to see Edward
So... i hear you think the thing that makes me happiest is when you tell what your thinking because obviously you have amnesia if you don't remember this he kissed me so passionately even though i was a vampire now when Edward kissed me i still forgot my own name he reached for my shirt and i reach for his still kissing me he flung us onto the bed... lets just say that night no one was bored
So did you like it! it was more of just a random chapter but i promise the next will be better and Reviews really make my day like you have no idea so please review or the monkey will take away your cell phone and computer so review dont make the monkey mad and i kept my promise i didnt intrupt the story like i promised!
