VKCRACK: Hey! I'm back and I have a surprise! Chapter two! YAY! So, I was not expecting to actually get reviews or anything. Thank you everyone for the reviews and taking the time to read this shit! You guys are like awesome! Cookies all around! So, I decided that every time I type up a chapter, I'll go ahead and post them so I won't take years to update. So hopefully everyone'll be happy. Also: forgive for any lame chapters; I don't always get my Amp and it's hard to be funny. So, ENJOY!
Hanamaru and Kagome 873: Thank you, guys! I hope I can keep you entertained!
Georgisakura: Don't worry, they are definitely on the list to be done. Can't leave the Pocky Monsters out!
Disclaimer: Still don't own VK… Damn my life…
Chapter two: Zero's Kidnapper!
So, Zero woke up, his head pounding as if a hammer was constantly being smashed into his skull repeatedly. But there was nothing he could do, he realized, as he tried to move. Chains held his wrists inches above his head while his feet were shackled to the ground, leaving him immobile. The stone was cold against his flesh and was becoming quite annoying to the hunter. Tears began to prick at the corner of his eyes as he struggled to remain calm, but it was hard. Life was too difficult! Here he was trapped in a dark dungeon with no real air circulation and it was stuffy and growing a little hot. Before a sob could escape his mouth, Kaname burst through the door, only in pants with a whip in hand. Zero's eyes widened.
"K-Kuran…. What the fuck is that in your hand?!" Zero couldn't help but ask the obvious question as he became sick with fear. "I-I've always been a good boy, well minus the time I sucked on Yuuki's blood. And then there was the time when I broke the Chairman's desk. Oh! And I yelled at this one girl. And then I declined a dance with another and made her cry. OH! OH! I also said a lot of mean things… about you. But that's okay since we aren't friends. And then there were-"
Kaname stared at Zero blankly as he listened to the poor confession of the low life. "O-Okay! Shut up, I've heard enough, you little tiger shrimp! It's time for puni-" Before Kaname could say anything else, the dungeon door slammed open and a blinding white light poured into the dank dungeon.
"Enough you evil tiny man… Vampire thing that you are! Unhand that defenseless hunter, or I, Yuuki Cross of Cross Academy, number one Guardian, will punish you with a never ending suspension from this school! And I will be sure to torture you before doing so! I will let all the horrible Day class girls eat you alive while they rape you with ribbons and flowers and sing terrible songs in their tone-deaf voices! And… I will let Aidou smack you!" The girl let out a high pitch laugh making both boys cringe from the piercing noise….
"What the hell!?" Kiryuu Zero woke with a start from a nightmare. He sat up, the blankets falling down towards his waist as he ran a hand through his slightly damp hair. It was horrible… Being kidnapped by the man he hated most was worse than falling completely into Level E, being killed painfully, being laughed at by the devil, and then being tortured for thousands of years in the deepest pit of hell. A chill ran down his spine. After a moment, sleep began to overwhelm him. It wasn't long before Zero fell backwards onto his pillow and fell into a fitful sleep.
