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Leah POV

The cops finally just left with the fat lady screaming in the back of the patrol car. They take public nudity quite seriously, especially when it scars children for life. Poor Seth, the kid threw up half of his lunch when the fat bitch ripped her shirt off. It is kind of funny, alright really funny.

"Wow, your pale. It's strange that the first tits you ever see you throw up at. You're not gay are you?" I teased Seth.

"NO! It's just they were so scary and disgusting." He shivered. "Those aren't the first boobs I've ever seen, either."

"Sure sure." I said not really listening. The girl, who had tripped the thing and lied to the cops about not knowing what had happened, was finally ordering her food. No one else in the place had seen her trip the lard lady but Seth and I, thanks to our wolf eyes. I would have done the same thing too if that bitch had kept me waiting for food.

"I want a number 3." she ordered. I got up and went over to the drink machine where she was.

"Hey." I said getting her attention. "I saw you trip her. That was hilarious."

"I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't trip that man, he could have gotten hurt. I wouldn't do that." she lied smoothly filling her cup up with ice tea. "And it was not funny that he fell." her voice faltered and she looked as if she was trying not to laugh, again. I had seen her laugh a couple times when it first happened.

"She's a woman." I told her.

"Oh. Right, that's what I meant."

I laughed at her "Yeah right. Look I saw you trip her, and it was funny."

She sighed. "Whatever." she paused and started laughing "It was really funny. Did you hear the sound it made when she hit the ground? It probably didn't even hurt 'cause there was so much blubber." I laughed too. She's rude, a liar, and she's making fun of a fat person. I like her. I can see us being friends, which I don't have many of.

"I'm Leah." I offered my hand.

"Kim." She said taking it.

Kim POV

"Where have you been?" Mrs. Jameson, the old wrinkly librarian scolded as I handed her the ice tea she'd asked for. I was half an hour late.

"Just dealing with the police." I answered. Leah, the Quileute girl from the Taco Bell that came with me, snickered. Mrs. Jameson told me to get to work and walked away. She didn't even seem to care that I was with police.

Seth, Leah's younger brother, noticed and asked, "Does she like you?" Seth is 16 and really muscular for his age with short cropped hair. He and Leah have the same russet colored skin and is an inch or two taller than she is at 5' 11". We all talked on the way over here, and I've learned that while he is a really happy go lucky kind of guy Leah seems to be rough, sarcastic and cynical. I really like them both.

"No. Not many people do." I answered smiling. Mrs. Jameson keeps me at the library only because I'm good at my job but if I wasn't, I would have been gone ages ago. She says that I am a racist, a bigot, and a troublemaker. I don't know why she would think that seeing as how I have never said anything racist or bigoty in front of her. I've never made any trouble, that she knows about, yet she does blame me for putting that cyan pepper in her salad. I did it, but she has no proof.

"I like you." Seth said slinging his arm over my shoulders. Another thing I found out about him is he has no regard for other people's personal space and I've only known him for little over an hour.

I shrugged him off. "Thanks, but you've just met me. My devil horns aren't showing." I paused dramatically "Yet." Leah laughed.

"Yeah right you tripped a fat sheman. Your devil horns are definitely out and noticeable." She was playing with a globe, spinning it as fast she could.

I smiled and went behind the checkout desk. "Maybe they are showing a little." I admitted. I then turned serious, "But really, most people don't like me and I'm warning you now that I can be mean and sometimes a little annoying." I added the last part because, even though I don't believe it, I've heard it so many times its probably true and since I like them I want to let them know what they were getting into.

"So can I, and most people don't like me either."

"Nobody does." Seth mumbled which got him a slap on the back of his head.

Leah glared at him and continued, "We now have something else in common besides both having nice boobs." Seth blushed and made a face at his sister. She went on, "I'm a C cup and if I'm not wrong you are too." WOW! What a set of siblings! They are so strait forward and obviously neither of them knows the first thing about what and what not to say stranger. Oddly I find them kinda fun.

"You know I have nothing against gays but it makes me a little uncomfortable that you're checking me out." I said trying to conceal my embarrassment. Seth exploded in laughter.

"Who's gay now?" he said still laughing. "Ow." he cried rubbing the sore spot on his head.

"Still you." she shot back and turned to me, "I'm not lesbian. It's just kinda hard not to notice, it's good though because I can wear your shirts." She eyed the 'Country Bumpkin' shirt I had on adding "If you have anything I'd wanna wear."

"This shirt is awesome," I told her. "And you're moving a little too fast for me. First you're checking me out, now we're trading shirts, what's next you wanna move in together? Goodness, I haven't even met your parents."

"Oh, Mom would love you. You should totally mee-"

Seth's excited voice was cut off by Mrs. Jameson's nasally one, "Are you working girl." We all jumped. Where the hell did she come from?

"Yes ma'am." I replied hastily grabbing a book out of the return box.

"You better be." she said giving me the stink eye. I swear if I didn't need the money I'd shove this Captain Underpants comic up where the sun don't shine. She turned to Leah and Seth scowling "What do you want?" Seth shrunk back, probably at the sight of that ugly mole- I mean beauty mark.

Leah stood tall and returned the scowl (which she seemed to have a lot of practice using) and started back talking the old hag, "Aren't you supposed to be nice to us, the customers?" She asked icily.

Mrs. Jameson's face stayed in the scowl and looked even more annoyed, "I'm sorry, what would you two like?" her voice full of false sincerity.

Seth's silly smile was back on his face "I'd like a double cheese burger, please."

I snickered and asked, "Would you like fries with that?" Seth and Leah bust out in laughter as Mrs. Jameson's steely eyes bore into me. My smile disappeared; I cleared my throat and started checking books in.

The hag sneered, "I don't find any of you funny. Do what you have to but please leave my employee alone so she can do her job." She said the last bit to me more than them and I got the message. Her voice got low and she moved threateningly closer to me, "Get back to work, girl." The woman probably doesn't know my real name.

"Yes ma'am." I replied with as much disrespect as I could. She turned on her heel and stalked away as fast as an old woman could. As soon as she was out of earshot which was not very far I said "I hate her so much."

"So do I." Seth agreed. Leah nodded.

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