AN:
Eim skipped her way to the canteen, set on being first in line for Nacho Day. Back in the classroom of course, The Joker was having fun with Eim's friends and enemies in a rather unpleasant way.
As Eim entered the canteen, a perfect smell of warm corn chips and spicy cheese sauces drifted their way into her senses. She danced up to the first window and as a lady made her appearance she squealed in delight. She would finally get those orgasmic foods!
"Hola!" Eim cried in delight.
"Isn't that Spanish..?" the lady replied.
"Yes! But the lovely places that the Spanish language comes from also supplies us with those lovely nachos you're making! And even enchiladas and French-fries!"
"French fries are American, I think…"
"No! They're French you silly!"
"…Weren't you just arguing that French-fries came from south America?"
"Why would they come from there, silly?" Eim concluded, making the lady become somewhat confused.
The lady just stood there, confused and devoid of thought. She screamed in fright when Eim launched herself onto the counter, and holding onto the bars that covered the canteen windows.
"GIMME MY OMNOMNOMS!" Eim cried.
"Your what?"
"NOMNOMNOM… nachooooos…" Eim replied, drool seeping from her mouth and making it's way down her front.
To the lady she resembled a mad dog, and she slowly made her way to the back of the canteen to fetch the freshly made nachos.
When she came back and gave Eim the nachos, Eim scooped up the box and danced away singing, "NACHOOOO OHHH BABY NACHOOO!"
" 'Scuse me…. Aren't you going to pay for those?" the lady called after her.
The sound of Eim's nacho song made her way into the distance as she danced away with the nachos, never looking back
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Back in Eim's classroom, Ms. Hallow was trying to keep The Joker away from the fat kid named Jacob.
"C'uhhh mon, now… I just want to give the kid ah.. little… lypo-suction…" The Joker said, raising his arms in innocence. He eyed the kid with a type of hunger while licking his bottom lip.
Jacob trembled behind Ms. Hallow and was sweating profusely. Ms. Hallow stood protectively in front of the child, even though she was terrified of this make-up clad man with a knife.
A knock came on the door, and the Joker hissed with an intake of breath in pure annoyance. He moved to the door, crouched over and moving in impatient jerky movements. The Joker wrenched open the door and before he knew it, a box full of a hot cheesy liquid was thrust upon his face.
On the other side of the door stood Eim, shocked and appearing to be close to tears. The Joker's face (or as much as you could see from below the cheese) was cloaked in rage, and a deep growl sounded out from behind his clenched teeth.
The Joker thrust his arm forward and wrapped his digits around Eim's pale, slim throat, gripping it tightly.
"Not..uh… nicee…" he hissed.
Eim's eyes brimmed over in tears and The Joker was shocked himself in her actions; he hadn't even done anything to her yet.
"M-m-m-my nachooos…" Eim wailed, evidently grieving over her long awaited snack, which was now all over the floor and The Joker's face.
In a quick and swift movement Eim jumped forward, latching herself onto the Joker's body, even with his hand still around her throat. She reached up and picked off a chip, placing it in her mouth.
"Nomnomnomnomnom…"
"Ugh… Get… off meee…" The Joker hissed in a low voice, close to a deep growl.
"But you taste so good…" whined Eim.
With his hand that was around her throat, she tossed her with all his strength, and Eim went flying across the room. Eim crashed into Jacob and she landed with a soft –plop!-
"Awh.. YAY!" Eim squealed, jumping, turning and giving Jacob a hug. "Thanks fat boy!"
Jacob jugged Eim back, mistaking her actions for affection.
Eim screamed at the top of her lungs; a shrill, bloodcurling scream.
"SHIT! SHIT! FAT BOY IS GONNA EAT ME… HAAAAALP" she pleaded, screaming in between every few words.
The Joker was getting a headache from all her noise and annoyed, he stepped forward and backhanded her. This sent Eim flying away from Jacob and to slump against the wall. For the first time Eim was quiet and stared warily at The Joker's face.
For a moment, the Joker looked down at the girl and she seemed almost intelligent. He doubted this deeply of course and thought that his next few actions would be fun. He could do all he wanted to a room full of stupid, wimpy kids and an old lady.
Playing with his switchblade, he paced the room, staring menacingly at the students when he could.
"Now.. uhh… children…" he growled. "We're going to have a little…funnn…"
Eim suppressed a squeal, her head hurt from the smack and she didn't feel like screaming her favourite fun song.
Turning back to the students, he gestured at each of them with the blade.
"Now you're all going to do what-uhh.. I say…" he said, with the grimmest smile he could muster and he advanced upon the kids.
AN: Yeah.. cliffhanger.. review saying you want more if you really do. This chapter wasn't as good as I'd have been able to make it, as I didn't really have many ideas for this bit. It's a bit shorter than I could've done too… But if people like it I'll continue… that's it I suppose… Anyway, thanks for reading.
