A/N STUPP FLMMING YOU PREPS!1!9!1 An Fangz for the god reviows! Dis chapter is deadicated (get it cuz im goffick!) 2 you Katie 4 being da bst beta reader evvvaaaaa!

To all my fellow readers and fans that haven't heard of me until now,

I need help finding a few fanfictions. For the first one, I don't remember the title, the author, the plotline, and the genre. All I remember was that it had SNAPE! He apparently was a double agent, and he was talking to Harry when he was dying and gave him his tears. Harry went into some memory thing and found out SNAPE LOVED JAMES! It was so sweet, and Snape also said, "Always."

For the second one, I remember the plotline. So, it might be easier. Okay, there was a mass murderer after Harry, and the defense against the dark arts teacher was a werewolf. Some half-giant named Hagar something became the new care of magical creatures teacher (like that would ever happen in cannon). Cannon is too emotional for me. I mean when Bellitrecks killed Debby I cried! Also, when, Petunia killed Snape on the Astronomy Tower; I was so emotional! Anyway help me find this.

The last story I remember a lot of it, but I can't remember the title. It was written by ravenretallishun and was about a boy named turtle going to Hogwarts. His best friend was Hairy Potty, and his love interest was some pretty girl name Herman. The author did so much research and read all the books (Just kidding he watched ALL the movies!). Turtle had the power of fried chicken! Vadermort, Dracula/ Draco, and Hitler were the antagonist of the story. They all went back in time and got rid of fried chicken. So Turtle had to go invent it again, and he also met Jesus! Thank you, and please help!1!91!1!

Real Author's Note: I know this is really short, but I am starting to work on the next chapter. Also, I posted this short thing to let you know I haven't died…yet. School has been really annoying, and I don't have a better excuse! The last story does exist, surprisingly. It deserves a prize as My Immortal. It is actually called Imma Wiserd, and thank Merlin I don't own it. Please, review or flame if you're a prep!