Authors notes: The Original Series, during the Episode 'The Trouble, With Tribbles'
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Kirk absentmindedly patted the Tribble on its head (Err, body). He had turned to say something to Spock, when the Tribble bit him.
Kirk gaped at the Tribble. Tribbles didn't just bite you, they didn't even have teeth!
"Mr. Spock?" He asked.
Spock turned from his counsel, "Yes captain?"
Kirk gaped at him, "Is it bad if a Tribble bites you?"
Spock's eyebrow rose, "Tribbles do not have teeth, Captain."
"I know that Spock. But this one just bit me, and-" Before he could get another word out the Tribble jumped. Literally a foot in the air. Foam spewed every which way, congealing on the entire bridge crew. Kirk let out an annoyed gasp, "Stupid Tribble has-"
He was interrupted when Spock keyed the comm. "Spock to Sickbay!" His first officer said, "Medical team to the bridge."
Kirk was about to say something when he saw the rest of the crew stand up. They slowly began to back up. "It's alright Captain." He heard Ensign Tomalley say, "Just don't move."
"What are you all going on-" For the third time he was interrupted. The turbolift doors swooshed open, and a haggard McCoy stepped onto the bridge.
"What's the problem?" He asked bluntly, surveying the scene.
One off-white dead Tribble lay on Kirks armrest. Tribble foam covered the deck in an area encompassing seven feet. Kirk gave him a bewildered look. "The Tribble bit me."
The Doctors eyes widened. "Oh, alright Jim. Its okay, just don't make any sudden movements." He slowly drew out a hypospray. "I'm just going to inject you with this, don't worry, it will all be okay." He took a slow step forward.
"Hang on, Bones." Kirk raised a hand, "What's in that Hypospray?"
McCoy took another step forward, "I'm real sorry, Jim, you shouldn't have let that Tribble bite you…" He paused, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you down."
"Put me- What? Why?" Kirk stood up, fear etched in his face.
"Because sir," Spock said simply, "You have Tribble-rabies"
"Tribble-whosits?" Kirk gasped, "No-no I don't, why would I have that?" He jumped up, "Nope not gonna happen, Bones get that thing away from me!"
McCoy took another step forward and Kirk was momentarily distracted. Spock took advantage of that and leapt forward, grabbing the Captains arms and pinning them to his sides.
McCoy jumped and pressed the Hypospray to Kirks neck. "Sorry, Captain." He said sadly, "But Tribble-Rabies are infectious."
Kirks eyes slid shut and he fell into the longest, deepest sleep that ever was.
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Author's notes: Suddenly I realized that 365 is a big number. I only have 70 ideas! Does anyone have an idea they are willing to share?
