Hinaru: I can't believe I got MORE than 3 reviews! Thank u so much for reviewing!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE RAMEN FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM VERY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN SO LONG BUT I HAD TO GO TO HELL(aka School) but now I have a free day and I'm using it to type this up so be grateful please!!!!! And just to make it up to you I'm gonna make this chapter longer than my other one and it is going to be the last cause I can't trust myself to update again.
Oh and before we start I'm just gonna say that I include myself in my stories a lot so sorry but it's just something I like to do. Oh and this is not a yaoi even though there are many implications but that's just because of my yaoi-infested mind. ^.^
Whelp…. I'm keeping my promise and continuing so first lets have Naruto say the disclaimer OR ELSE! (Evil gleam appears in eye)
Naruto: Nandeyo! Ok!!! OK!!!! OK JUST DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Hinarulover doesn't own any Naruto plot lines or characters except this plotline and her own character Yakumi. ^.^WOOOOT (me, Yakumi)
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Thoughts
"Dialogue"
Stage directions/violence
Oh and Hinata will be referred Snow White unless she is actually screaming...I mean talking
Some translations u may need:
Arigato=Thank you
Gomen=sorry
Yaoi= Boy on boy stuff(heh)
Teme= Bastard
Dobe= Idiot
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RECAP OF THE FIC SO FAR
Narrator: Now kiss her… gleam in eyes
Naruto: Wait! What if Hinata hates me after this I mean this could ruin our friendship!
Narrator: slaps forehead Naruto you are so oblivious just kiss the girl and you'll see... the wit…evil giggle
Naruto: Alright bends down to kiss 'Snow white' and gets attacked by 7 dogs Gettem off me Dattebayo!!
Seven dogs: ruff ruff ruff
Evil Queen: Steps out from behind the bushes "MWUHAHAHAHA! You'll never get to the princess as long as I'm alive!"
Naruto: KIBA?! Why the heck are you wearing so much makeup and that hideous dress?
Evil Queen(KIBA): Don't blame me, blame the damn narrator she told me I was perfect for the part since her sick twisted yaoi-infested mind thinks that I'm in love with you and she said if I didn't do it…well let's just say she'd make something really bad happen.
Narrator: Yes my sweet Kiba now hurry along and read the extravagant script I made
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Narrator: Welcome back as you can see my dear Kiba is now going to read his script and continue with the story...Go on Kiba
Queen Kiba: clears throat...Naruto come over tonight and we can have smutty puppy SEX! Animedrops then flames appear in his eyes WTF!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING ME SAY U GOD DAMN NARRATOR!!!!!UR SUCH A MOTHERF*$*$!!MUMPHIs shut up by Narrator
Narrator: Is still shutting Kiba up Gomen! That was a page from my fantasy script that I keep under my pillow…shifty eyes…ANYwaaay …heh umm yeah lets continue my awesome story!!
Queen Kiba:Is released from death gripI can breathe!!Is handed actual script Ahh this is much better ok then hmm…..alright here we go lets out an evil cackle "MWAHAHAHAHAHHA NOONE can save you now Snow White and you will be dead for years and I will be the fairest of them all!!
7 dogs: Ruff ruff woof bark yip ruff woof bark yap whine ruff bark woof whine yip yap(translation= Snow white cleaned our doghouses, picked up our poos, gave us lots of yummy treats and she took care of us we should help her!!) they jump off Prince Naruto and advance on Queen Kiba
Queen Kiba: (can understand dog language but unfortunately these dogs can't understand him) No I made her do those things you can't turn on me now! NO STOP!!!!!!!
7 dogs: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr(translation=He hurt Snow White! ATTACK!!!)They tackle Kiba and push him of the cliff
Queen Kiba:Is pushed off cliffNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hinata: NOOO!!! KIBA!!!!! Tries to get up but hits her head on glass and knocks herself unconscious
Prince Naruto: jumps up off floor and looks at cliffOh no Kiba!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Don't worry I'd never hurt Kiba on purpose I put a safety net underneath the cliff so he's gonna land on that before he hits the groundsmiles and then hears ripping sound…. Oh shit that can't be good.
Queen Kiba:still freefallingTHE SAFETY NET BROKE!!!!!!!!!!Triesto attach himself to the cliff with chakra I CAN"T USE CHAKRA IN DRAG!!!!!!HEEEEEEEEEELP IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!
Narrator: Isstanding looking at the ripped safety net thinkingI knew I shouldn't have bought the IKEA brand…maybe I should have gotten the trampoline
Prince Naruto: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!HELP KIBA!!!!DON'T U LOVE HIM!!?
Narrator: Oh yeah I forgot about thatjumps OFF CLIFF
Prince Naruto: Hinaru/Narrator!!!!!!Starts to cry
Hinata: wakes up and stares at the cliff dumbfounded…Our Narrator just committed suicide?!
Narrator (heh who the heck thought I killed myself): appears behind Naruto holding Kiba in her arms Watcha you guys looking at and Naruto why are you crying? PutsKiba backstageC'mon we have a fanfic to continue! GET TO WORK!
Hinata: Our Narrator is weird…How did she do that?
Prince Naruto: How the heck did she do that?!Anyway back to work…tries to kiss Hinata again but gets flamed
Rival Sasuke: Is holding flamethrower MWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Hinata will never have your kiss because your lips belong to me ever since that fateful classroom incident!!Sasuke's eyes turn Sharingan WTF!!! Narrator stops making Ino control my mind!!I would never say that!
Prince Naruto: Is extra crispy and officially creeped out Are you sure Sasuke? You sure have changed since you went to Orochimaru Jackson…
Rival Sasuke: NARUTO YOU MOTHER#$#!*$%!!I'LL KILL YOU!!Tackles Naruto punching him and trying to tear out his eyes
Prince Naruto: Get off me teme!!Punches Sasuke off himThere that ought to teach ya to try and scratch out my beautiful eyes!!!
Rival Sasuke: Is now unconscious and is basically a bloody pulp on the floor
Narrator: Aww poor Sasuke! Attention all readers please send some Band-Aids for Sasuke's owies!!
Prince Naruto: dusts off hands heh Serves him right! Now to do the thing I've been trying to do for the past two attacks and several beatings!!KISS HINATA! Walks over to coffin
Hinata: Is wide awake since she heard "KISS HINATA"
Narrator: hisses"pretend to be asleep Hinata your Snow White remember!!"
Hinata:Pretends to be asleep as she doesn't want to be killed by Naruto and also because she can't wait for Naruto's kiss Naruto…
Prince Naruto: Here goes…Bends down to place his lips on Hinata's
Hinata: This is it…I can't believe it! Naruto's is going to kiss me! Don't Faint Please…moves her head up slightly so she can reach Naruto's lips as well
Prince Naruto: comes so close that they're lips are only a few millimeters away from each other's then…
Hinata:then…
Prince Naruto and Hinata: OUR LIPS MET AND WE KISSED!!!!
Prince Naruto: Kissing Hinata passionately
Hinata: (Now wide awake by the way) Kisses back with just as much passion
The Whole Naruto crew and Me and of course Yakumi: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prince Naruto and Hinata: they jump apart and are now very embarrassed
The Whole Naruto crew and Me and of course Yakumi: AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Narrator/me: Ok people we still have a show going on here and to all the people who thought I would interrupt their kiss shame on you! I am so not a cliché and I don't intend my fanfics to be! Ok now say your lines Naruto and Hinata wink
Hinata:Takes out script from underneath her pillow (NOT MINE!) Oh no I have to say it….but what if? And maybe he might…It doesn't matter I have to do it or the Narrator will kill me and I won't be able to live with myself if I don't Takes a deep breath and looks into Prince Naruto's eyes "Naruto, I l-l –o-ve…umm"
Prince Naruto: Is staring dreamily into Hinata's eyes after their kiss Wah...What Hinata I couldn't hear that.
Hinata: I have to do this! Naruto I love you…she fell into his chest after wincing in embarrassment and wishing to hide her face
Prince Naruto: Whoa…I didn't expect that but after that kiss! And now that I think about it Hinata was always there for me and always encouraging me to do my best and she's so beautiful now...I think I might actually…I don't know for sure…but…I think…He leaned down next to her ear and whispered softly "I love you too Hinata…heh…I mean Snow White, my princess"
Hinata: Sooo happy!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: OK CUT!!!!!!!CURTIAN CLOSE NOW!!!!!Curtain closes
Naruto: smiles at Hinata and goes to get a drink and tell the teme something
Hinata: Oh I forgot were just starring in a play he didn't mean any of that stuff or the kiss she ran off crying through the back door
Narrator: Meanwhile Naruto was speaking to Sasuke about the play and a special person
Naruto: Sasuke I think there was something more in the play…I think I may have finally found my true love…I think I love HINATA!I wonder if she loves me too or if that was just the script talking.
The whole Naruto Crew except Hinata, me and Yakumi: ALL FALL ANIME-STYLE!!
Sasuke: You're such a moron, dobe! Of course she loves you that's why she blushes and faints so much around you!!
Naruto: Oh yeah! That must be WHY!!I've gotta find her and tell her I really do love her and I meant what I said! Where is she?
Narrator: Last I wrote was that she ran out crying out of the back door.
Naruto: She was crying? I gotta go tell her how I feel!! Runs in opposite direction
Sasuke and Me:Sweatdrop anime-style MORON!!!! IT'S THAT WAY!!!!!!
Naruto: Oh yeah! Thanks! Speeds off in search of Hinata
Narrator: I better go help him with my awesome author powersPoofs away
And now to help our blonde baka I will teleport him to where Hinata is for another mushy romantic scene that I can't just seem to get enough of…YEAH RIGHT!!
Naruto: Sneaks up behind Hinata and hugs her from behind
Hinata: Is hugged from behind OMG!!!!RAPE!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: Is attacked by the 7 dogs NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
7 dogs: Grrrrrr
Hinata: turns around and sees Naruto getting attacked…again Whoops! Umm s-s-s-top d-dd-dogs! N-nna-ruto is g-oo-d!
7 dogs: disappear
Hinata: Helps Naruto up than turns around N-n-aruto w-w-hy a-re y-ou-u h-e-e-r-ee?
Naruto: Because I need to tell you something Grabs Hinata's hand and spins her around so that he's looking into her eyes "This is hard for me to say because I don't even understand this feeling myself but I know it's because of you that my heart's racing about a mile a minute and it's because of you that my knees have turned to jelly and it's because I think…no…I know that I…That I love you! With that said he placed a soft chaste kiss on her lips I meant what I said Hinata both times and the kiss we shared was real.
Hinata: Naruto… Her voice wouldn't work but she was determined to show Naruto that she meant it too and she embraced him kissing him sweetly
Naruto: She loves me too! Kissed her back then…
Narrator (I couldn't help it): CUT!!!!!!!TAKE 5 PEOPLE!!!
Naruto: We're not even in the play anymore!!!
Narrator: Yes you are you're in my fanfic which is my world which is my script! MWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Anyway everyone seriously take 5 cause it's the end so wave goodbye!
The Entire Naruto Cast, Me and Yakumi: WAVE GOODBYE AND REVIEW FOR COOKIES!!!!!!
Sasuke: REMEMBER Band-Aids for my OWIES!!! WTF!!! STOP TAKEN OVER MY BODY INO!!!
Ino: It's not me!!!
Narrator: Heh, heh sorry Sasuke couldn't resist!!
OMG I WROTE LIKE ALMOST 2000 WORDS!!!!PLEASE REVIEW!!!I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND THANK YOU TO ALL THE LOYAL READERS WHO ACTUALLY READ THIS!!! AND THANKS TO THESE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY REVIEWED:
Ping Girl (Did the parody for all your please)
The Lovemaker 13 ( I continued so it would be great if you read this)
Yay yay girl (eats sugar on top of please, I love you too)
Ms. Chibi12 (Glad you liked the title)
Three-tailed fox (gives her ramen to eat too)
DjCcrush ( I love YOU SO MUCH ,see I updated! I didn't delete my fanfics!!)
To Aishah heh got the RAPE!! thing from you
TO ALL NEW READERS AND REVIEWERS YOU BETTER READ AND REVIEW THEIR FICS!!!!! CAUSE ALL OF THESE GUYS AND GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!
HINARU OVER AND OUT!!!!WOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
