Dear Reader,
These are going to be short chapters. I can tell... Oh well... This chapter is entirely dialogue because I wanted to see if I can keep everyone in character. I'm told it worked, but we'll just have to find out now won't we? I think I made Sora a little bit harsher... But then again, he IS melded with Roxas and that would affect ANYONE's personality...
I love Hades. The Disney version. I love his snarky additude. I love the way he talks. I love his hair. It's great. It's awesome. It made Kingdom Hearts all the better for it. He was a bitch to fight though. If Jafar and Maleficient weren't such an attractive pairing you could pair up Hades with her. Her or Ursula... But then again I do like Ursula with Hook. There's some sort of poetic justice in that pairing. Like a freakish Little Mermaid. Anyway... On to Chapter Two!
I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Stay
safe
Stay
healthy
Sincerely,
Starr Bryte
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"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Sora!"
"Sora, who..?"
"Sora, the Keyblade Master, dammit!"
"Donald..."
"What?! We don't have time for joking around!"
"I know you're in there, Hades! Open up!"
"Fine, fine. What a pushy guy... Whaddya want?"
"To see Organization XIII."
"Whoa, whaddya wanna go see them for?"
"I've got a proposition from King Mickey."
"Ooh, a big word... What's his shortness have to say?"
"Hey! You'll show proper respe-"
"Donald..."
"King Mickey would like to send a message to Organization XIII."
"That would be very difficult seeing as they're dead."
"Hades, Hades, Hades..."
"Yeah, that's me."
"... You and I both know that isn't true... How can you kill something that was never alive in the first place..?"
"Wow, very astute. And here I thought you kept your brains in your shoes."
"Kleenex."
"What?"
"I keep Kleenex in my shoes... What, you really thought my feet were that big?"
"Of course not!"
"A-HEM!"
"Yes Donald... Well, Hades? Where are they?"
"Limbo. I had to create a level specially for the especially undead... C'mon... I'll lead you there."
"No."
"No?"
"You bring them here."
"Oooh, shrewd man. What I want to know is what His Majesty wants with a bunch of Blasphemers. And why should I let them go if they even agree to this little 'Proposition'."
"Hades... Is Zues still pissed at you?"
"...What..."
"You ARE on God's bad side right? For trying to kill Hercules and all?"
"Well... Yeah, but I don't see what that has to do with-"
"What if I told you Herc is willing to shorten your sentence from 'Eternal Boredom' to just 'strict watching'?"
"And you can get Jerkulese to do that..."
"Mmm-hmm... And in exchange you release the souls of the 13th Organization to King Mickey Mouse AS WELL as any other soul still caught in this special Limbo of yours."
"Well, shee-it... You drive a difficult bargain..."
"Going once..."
"But what does His Shortne-"
"Going twice..."
"Don't tell me you're just gonna-"
"Going thr-"
"Fine!"
"Thank you... Now you give me the souls and I'll shake on it in front of witnesses."
"I can't WAIT until you die... I'm SO going to enjoy your company..."
"Likewise..."
