You know Howard, and Rupert, and Jimmy, and Tim,
Luigi, and Wario, and Waluigi.
But do you recall
The most famous plumber of all?
Mario the red-hatted plumber (plumber)
Had a very large mustache,
And if you ever saw it,
You'd be in the mood for some hash.
All of the other plumbers (mainly Wario)
Used to laugh and call him names (like "Wa-Fool")
They never let poor Mario (Mario)
Join in any plumber games (like "Plunger").
Then one foggy Thursday night,
Toadsworth came to say,
"Mario with your mustache so broad,
Won't you save Princess Peach tonight?"
Then all the plumbers loved him (not Wario)
And they shouted out with glee ("Yippee!" "Wa")
"Mario the red-hatted plumber (plumber)
You'll go down in history! (like Zelda!)
